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Post by gaia on Jan 15, 2009 14:36:21 GMT
bugger
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Post by gaia on Jan 15, 2009 14:37:13 GMT
don't get a cat vhw.
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VikingHumpingWitch
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Post by VikingHumpingWitch on Jan 15, 2009 14:38:11 GMT
Too late anyway, but why on earth not? |
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Post by gaia on Jan 15, 2009 14:38:40 GMT
cos dogs are much better.
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Post by gaia on Jan 15, 2009 14:38:50 GMT
obviously
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2009 14:38:52 GMT
Funny you calling it a flat cat though, cos we had a farm cat which ended up a flat cat when the neighbours processed it with their tractor. After a couple of weeks it was like rice paper flapping in the wind
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Post by VikingHumpingWitch on Jan 15, 2009 14:40:25 GMT
cos dogs are much better. Oooooohhhhkaaaaay, backing slowly away from the crazy lady now, not making any sudden moves. |
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Post by gaia on Jan 15, 2009 14:52:45 GMT
everybody knows that the crazy lady is the one at the end of the road with all the cats.
you never hear about the crazy lady who lives with dogs, it's always cats.
actually my main gripe with cats is that i'm allergic to them. This in itself ought to be enough to force a mass cull, but apparently not.
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Post by VikingHumpingWitch on Jan 15, 2009 14:56:00 GMT
Dogs are alright, but fall down as pets on two counts:
1. They're into slavish devotion by dint of genetic wiring, so getting a dog to do stuff and love you is about as challenging as putting spaghetti into a sieve.
2. Every time it rains they make the flat smell like saucisson (sp?).
Cats are by far and away the best thing ever invented.
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Post by gaia on Jan 15, 2009 14:59:44 GMT
ah, my dog doesn't do 2. because every time it rains she refuses to go outside.
crazy cat lady houses smell of cat though,
and i'm not up for the challenge of getting a pet to love me. having a pet is all about slavish devotion. I argue with the husband, he's the challenge, the pet is there to take sides with me! :-D
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2009 15:07:52 GMT
Dogs also:
Have large doo doos which they insist on dumping in front of anyone you particularly don't want them to dump in front of
Try to hump your leg; or any part of you actually
Bite
Eat a lot
Smell
Bark when unnecessary
Not bark when necessary
Will deny you three times for a biscuit
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Post by gaia on Jan 15, 2009 15:22:29 GMT
yeah my dog would mug anyone for a biscuit. Or a pepepr.
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Post by bertrus2 on Jan 15, 2009 15:25:03 GMT
One of the things I like about this forum is the opportunity to 'improve' your vocabulary. The Urban Dictionary has replaced the Oxford dictionaries as my main reference source.
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Post by Ian on Jan 15, 2009 15:25:43 GMT
cats are way better than dogs, end of story
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Post by Amazed on Jan 15, 2009 15:28:06 GMT
Yeah lol, that was reported in our news, too. Well, Sweden lost even Åland so there was nothing but sea, sea, sea to the East of the country... |
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Post by Amazed on Jan 15, 2009 15:29:56 GMT
Dogs are slaves, cats are free spirits!
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Post by mids on Jan 15, 2009 15:32:41 GMT
Cats > dogs
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gaia
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Post by gaia on Jan 15, 2009 15:37:59 GMT
ok you're all wrong but i'll forgive you.
I have two friends who have cats. Both of them accept that i'm allergic, and very quickly come out with the streaming eyes and nose, and the red, itchy rash after about 30 mins, but both of them let the cat sleep in the spare room, and casually say - i'll put the cat out of the room when you go to bed that's ok isn't it?
well actually no it's not. The cat is currently sleeping on my pillow. This means that i'll be unable to use the pillow, and probably the bed. I'll sleep in the car, or jsut go home.
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Post by VikingHumpingWitch on Jan 15, 2009 15:41:39 GMT
Oh just pull yourself together, a bit of exposure is just what an allergy needs to develop resistance. Or something. Failing that I believe there's some kind of worm that you can get put into your body that'll clear up all your allergies.
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Post by ricklinc on Jan 15, 2009 15:44:12 GMT
I've always preferred cats despite the way they own your fridge. At the moment we have a dog. I am smothered by the affection. From the moment I get home she hounds me. I cannot sit down without her jumping into my lap. Before I got used to her always being within a foot of me I stood on her paw, tripped over her and regularly got an injured yelp out of her. Even when walking from the kitchen to the living room I cannot shake her as she pads by my side. All this devoted affection is making me yearn for the cat attitude which is, " I'm not hungry and you're not interesting so fcuk you, I'm going for a snooze."
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