Killer Khan's medieval London

[perrykneeham]

He might just be here on business. I wonder what sort of visa he has.

[mids]

Maybe has a special Starmer stamp in his passport.

[perrykneeham]

This is an unexpected twist: the human remains belonged to an elderly gay couple.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2507qng3wjo

Of course, there's no reason why homosexuals can't also be involved in criminality, but the Met's response is typically needy.

"Police said they do not believe, at this stage, it was a homophobic attack but it has been a categorised as a hate crime."

[perrykneeham]

Something else that was tangentially interesting about this case was that matey was actually filmed at the scene, not just caught on CCTV. He threatened the pursuers by saying that his boss was a very bad man. That sounds exactly like the kind of thing a cartel flunkey might say but, given what we now know, I wondered if that was just what people in Colombia say when challenged, like everyone has been watching too much Narcos on Netflix.

[mids]

Or he was talking about Starmer?

[mids]

Jul 15, 2024 6:48:01 GMT perrykneeham said:

This is an unexpected twist: the human remains belonged to an elderly gay couple.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2507qng3wjo

Of course, there's no reason why homosexuals can't also be involved in criminality, but the Met's response is typically needy.

"Police said they do not believe, at this stage, it was a homophobic attack but it has been a categorised as a hate crime."

What sort of hate crime? Still a gay one or another kind?

[perrykneeham]

No, gay hate. Not the very worst kind, of course. The vice of Labour, as it's known.

[mids]

The happy trio.




www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13634813/Man-34-charged-murdering-two-men-human-remains-suitcases-Clifton.html

[perrykneeham]

The grins make you wonder what the lad in the middle is holding on to.

[mids]

Jesus. Sub-human skhum. If only he'd seen Khan's "Maaaaaaaaate!" ad campaign.


"A sex offender raped a jogger at knifepoint during a four-day spree of violence against eight women after he was allowed to walk free from a secure hospital.

Louis Collins, 29, hit the woman over the head and forced her to the ground in Marble Hill Park in Twickenham, south-west London during the hour-long attack on Aug 21 last year.

Brandishing a knife and a broken bottle he said “don’t scream, nobody’s going to help you”, before tearing her clothes off and assaulting her, the court heard.

Two women began to approach after they heard the victim screaming for help, but Collins yelled “f--- off or I will kill you” and they left.

Collins was given a life sentence at Kingston Crown Court on Tuesday with a minimum term of 11 years after pleading guilty to 27 charges including rape, attempted rape and sexual assault between Aug 18 and 21 last year .

A judge said Collins had been “getting 12 ecstasy tablets each fortnight” and was smoking cannabis while at Lambeth Hospital, adding that he was “not unwell” when he committed the offences.

Collins, of no fixed address, was also subject to a sexual harm prevention order at the time of the offences, which prohibited him from “approaching, deliberately following, speaking or communicating with any females unknown to you in public”."

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/16/sex-offender-walked-free-hospital-attacked-eight-women/

[mids]

Asylum seekers, you say? Slap on the wrist you say? Allowed to stay you say?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13644513/Two-asylum-seekers-robbed-reveller-25-000-gold-Rolex-Londons-West-End-walk-free-court.html

[perrykneeham]

Fighting age men, you say?

Asylum seekers from safe countries, you say?

Still, at least they're no longer allowed to be friends. That's right.

[mids]

Yeah, that'll show 'em.

[voice]

Tories were soft on crime you say. Also so inept they couldn't run a piss up in a brewery never mind an asylum system and criminal justice system

Good job the adults are back in charge, though turning it round will take quite some time given the mess they left behind

[mids]

They absolutely were. Labour will be even softer.

[perrykneeham]

More khid khillin' khapital khillers.

www.standard.co.uk/news/london/ladbroke-grove-shooting-metropolitan-police-gun-crime-six-arrests-b1171991.html

[perrykneeham]

"The park had been hosting the annual “Park Lime” event - which is organised by the Caribbean Music Association and bills itself as a “family fun day” with music and food stalls."

Ah!

[mids]

Although the khiller might have some redeeming qualities.

"after firing into the air to clear crowds at a London park’s family fun day"

[mids]

Kharibbean.

[unclejunior]

Warm up gig ahead of Notting Hill bash…
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgm8ly784vo