Tory scum

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And that's just his face.

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Hahaha. No, really - he/she had an elephant's trunk transplanted between his legs. Fact.

He says it's great, the women love it.

[perrykneeham]

Steel bosses looking for a handout now:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58846999

What a pathetic man.

[voice]

not tory donors obviously.

[perrykneeham]

Link?

[voice]

link to what?

[perrykneeham]

Donations. Pretty sure that if anyone's been on the receiving end of largesse, it's UK's subsidt-addled steel industry.

[ootlg]

Anyway....

Gove's elephant trunk dick...

It works wonders, but any problems at all?

'Only when I go in the bakers - it snatches the buns off the counter and stuffs them up my arse.'

Boomfuckingtish

[perrykneeham]

Young Kwasi Kwarteng is putting in a strong performance on The Andrew Marr Show.

Solid, sensible. Even Marr is treating him with respect. He has just finished gutting that thick spacker Emily Thornberry, who was inexecrable.

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"An internal row over the government's response to the gas and energy crisis erupted into the open in dramatic fashion on Sunday afternoon.

Kwasi Kwarteng, the business secretary, had told broadcasters in the morning that the Treasury was in talks with the energy industry to work out ways to help it through the crisis.

But the seemingly benign suggestion apparently provoked fury at Rishi Sunak's department.

Treasury sources told Sky News: “This is not the first time the BEIS secretary has made things up in interviews. To be crystal clear the Treasury are not involved in any talks.”

[perrykneeham]

That seems like an odd story. Kwasi made it very clear on the AM Shown that he was doing a deal with the gas suppliers. He couldn't have been clearer really.

[perrykneeham]

I think the Independent have made that up.

[perrykneeham]

Also, it's Sunday. Nobody's working at The Treasury.

[perrykneeham]

www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58859941

I wonder if someone at the Indy will be looking for a new job tomorrow.

[ootlg]

What a bunch of conniving cunts:

"Chancellor Rishi Sunak has told the UK fiscal watchdog to produce Budget forecasts using out-of-date figures, in a move that should help him resist last-minute bids for extra public spending by government departments.

Sunak’s request, revealed on Friday by the Office for Budget Responsibility, will result in the forecasts for the October 27 Budget being based on a reading of the economy that is significantly more pessimistic than current data show.

It will guarantee that Sunak can announce a big improvement in the size of the economy in his autumn 2022 Budget, raising his chances of having a public finance windfall for pre-election tax cuts.

The OBR said it had ended any updates to its forecast on September 24, more than a month before the Budget, and this was “earlier than usual in response to a request from the chancellor”."

link

[perrykneeham]

It seems fair enough if he's choosing to use more realistic figures. There's no suggestion that he hid the facts here.

No foul. Prudent. Responsible. PM in waiting.

[perrykneeham]

It just occured to me that you don't hear much about the Dalai Llama these days, do you?

That is all.

[wetkingcanute]

That's because he had to be put down to protect cows. He'd tested positive for bovine tuberculosis twice.


Oh no, sorry that was Geronimo the Alpaca

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[voice]

While no one will be the least little bit surprised about this, changing the rules so a corrupt grifting tory scum won't face sanction is just another large step to formalising the tory kleptocracy Chancer Boris is trying his hardest to create.

www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-59154221