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May 18, 2021 9:30:11 GMT perrykneeham said:

I see there was a complaint raised, presumably by "the other woman" in this affair.

Cowandgatesgate.

She was milking him for all he was worth.

[mids]

And whey not?

[flatandy]

I haven't bothered to look at the story, but this is a world class headline:

A fungus could turn some cicadas into sex-crazed ‘salt shakers of death’

www.washingtonpost.com/science/2021/05/19/cicada-fungus-sex-drive/

[flatandy]

And it gets better when you read the story. They turn into zombie cicadas, high on speed, whose arses and cocks have fallen off.

[voice]

kin ell

[perrykneeham]

Seeweed.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-57226572

[voice]

Something a bit fishy about that

[perrykneeham]

Kale-eyed.

[mids]

Otter. Decent animals. Worthy.

www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/may/25/a-huge-surprise-as-giant-river-otter-feared-extinct-in-argentina-pops-up-aoe

[perrykneeham]

1.7m. Not exactly giant. A welcome return though for the Argies, who could do with a bit of good news.

[voice]

I was canoeing in Northern BC a few years back and as I drifted through a channel in a loads of reeds I came across a couple of river otters floating on their back, there started darting under the boat from side to side, one of the better wildlife sighting on my travels, they were ace.

[mids]

May 25, 2021 11:00:49 GMT perrykneeham said:

1.7m. Not exactly giant. A welcome return though for the Argies, who could do with a bit of good news.

Compared with Starmer and Khan though. It would seem like some vast Holocene megafauna to them.

[perrykneeham]

And to the Argies. Short-arse Italians.

It occured to me that it might be a nice thing to offer Argentina membership of the Commonwealth. That would be a nice way of dealing with their little misunderstanding.

[mids]

They could become an English county. A slightly more exotic Bedfordshire.

[flatandy]

Or, now Britain's no longer in the EU it could easily just become part of the offshore province of Argentina. An extension of the Malvinas.

[voice]

While riding my bike, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
"I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."

[perrykneeham]

Well done, lad.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-57284728

[mids]

Mythical. It's like finding out unicorns exist. Well done to him though.

[perrykneeham]

Architect. We're lucky to still have him in the land of the living.

[flatandy]

See! It's true! "Could've been an architect" is all true!