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Post by mids on May 13, 2022 19:57:09 GMT
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Post by mids on May 13, 2022 20:00:03 GMT
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Post by Minge är en jävla besserwisser on May 13, 2022 20:00:15 GMT
Oddly I'd never thought anyone would ever need to know that, it just seams blindly obvious not to put that stuff on your ring. Like no ones ever had to tell me not to stick my dick in the waste disposal. Oddly, on these trips occasionally your thinking goes a little sideways. In the cold light of dawn when you read the instructions that say "don't apply to any inflamed areas", that might be a trigger warning, i admit. |
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Post by voice on May 13, 2022 20:03:26 GMT
Yeah I guess when you're tired you don't always think stuff through.
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Post by Minge är en jävla besserwisser on May 13, 2022 20:12:05 GMT
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.) brilliant |
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Post by perrykneeham on May 13, 2022 20:54:23 GMT
All this talk of hairless scrotums and pre-anaesthetised sphincters makes me worry that this Tour de France ain't about the cycling. Sounds like someone would really rather be riding a Chopper.
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Post by happyhammerhead on May 13, 2022 21:03:43 GMT
Sounds like a masochist wanting to do the lot! (Then pretending they didn't really)  |
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Post by voice on May 13, 2022 21:15:23 GMT
Reminds me of a story I think by Bob Hope when he was doing a show with Sinatra or some of those Rat Pack blokes from the 50's, they put some Wintergreen oil in his jock strap, as he arrived late and rushed to get changed before going on stage, he said as the performance progressed his balls got hotter and hotter, said by the end he was hitting the piano keys so hard the audience was getting concerned, meanwhile he could see em all laughing like fcuk just off stage.
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Post by perrykneeham on May 14, 2022 7:15:24 GMT
Deep Heat in the jockstrap was always a classic. Not too bad unless the victim was circumcised. Our housemaster was concerned to see one of my mates standing at a communal bank of basins running cold water over his Wang. "Deep Heat, sir!" was all the explanation needed.
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Post by mids on May 14, 2022 9:02:56 GMT
"Allow me, lad!"
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Post by voice on May 14, 2022 14:20:35 GMT
"my mates"...
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Post by happyhammerhead on May 14, 2022 14:30:31 GMT
Sounds like they were being hard on him.
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Post by voice on May 14, 2022 14:59:19 GMT
They certainly got a rise out of him.
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Post by happyhammerhead on May 14, 2022 15:17:15 GMT
Quite tumescent with joy as you might say, if you're a public schoolboy, and a twāt.
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Post by perrykneeham on May 14, 2022 18:18:48 GMT
Happily, I remain uncut, so it wasn't me with my cock in a basin, or my housemaster. As it happens Ego (pronounced egg-oh) was a very heterosexual, jolly, liberal, beery, bloke and it amused us that his wife went lezza later in wife. Nice woman, sadly no longer with us.
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Post by voice on May 14, 2022 18:29:46 GMT
how did you fined out your housemaster was uncut exactly...?
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Post by voice on May 14, 2022 18:30:12 GMT
here my boy, just hold this for a minuet...
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Post by mids on May 14, 2022 18:42:00 GMT
I can't remember any gay male teachers at school. I don't imagine they'd have been open about it, mind. Lesbian PE teachers on the other hand...
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Post by flatandy on May 14, 2022 19:33:35 GMT
I have no idea about any of my teachers' sexuality. You could possibly make assumptions - but not reliable ones - about the ones who were married.
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Post by flatandy on May 14, 2022 19:37:16 GMT
Anyway, I'm glad it's Ming doing the 3 Balloons and not me. Today's ride stretched out to 80 miles, which is 50 miles less than Ming's ride. And a lot less hilly. It was 33C, but even so that's no excuse for how utterly mullered I felt at the end. I kept cramping up, at one point literally unable to move my leg. I weighed myself when I got in, 7lbs less than when I started, despite drinking over 6lbs of water, and not peeing.
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