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Post by feral on Jul 12, 2009 17:23:48 GMT
6 legged ones to be precise . A nest of spiders lives somewhere behind my kitchen window blind .I dont mind them at all cos they live outside and just spin webs outside the window and catch all the insects that would otherwise fly in .I'd never seen them up close till the other day though .I was cleaning the window and the inside of the blinds and must have dislodged one of the spiders cos it fell into the kitchen onto me worktop .I only dont mind spiders at a distance so went to catch the bugger to remove it .Fecking weird looking thing and I saw it only had 6 legs .Whcih should mean it aint a spider .Cept it is I'm sure .It spins webs !! and looks like a spider .Anyway ,I caught it and put it outside a different window and then saw another one just the same hanging onto the bottom of the blind .So I took a pic .And it also only has 6 legs .So what the feck is it ? Those two at the front that look like they could possibly be legs, aint .Theyre the antenna or mandibles or whatever they're called .
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Post by yord on Jul 12, 2009 18:33:25 GMT
mssss muffet, a girl of small stature that can often be found sitting on muppets
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Post by feral on Jul 12, 2009 18:53:49 GMT
tuffets, you muffet
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Post by feral on Jul 12, 2009 18:54:24 GMT
bollox lol I meant muppet
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Post by feral on Jul 12, 2009 18:54:46 GMT
you confuse me
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Post by yord on Jul 12, 2009 19:28:29 GMT
I know what I mean
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Post by yord on Jul 12, 2009 19:29:27 GMT
its no fun sitting on a tuffet
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Post by yord on Jul 12, 2009 19:31:38 GMT
and a threesome incorperating a spider is bad enough without blades of grass
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Post by feral on Jul 12, 2009 19:38:37 GMT
I knew you knew what you meant .I knew what you meant as well . I just like to be awkward sometimes
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Post by yord on Jul 12, 2009 20:46:26 GMT
why has that spider got a dint on its back , did you poke it ?
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Post by feral on Jul 12, 2009 20:52:03 GMT
Did I feck! God!
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Post by feral on Jul 12, 2009 21:26:47 GMT
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Post by yord on Jul 12, 2009 21:33:25 GMT
Ha they all say that , just wait till the spider king pops into your dreams
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Post by yord on Jul 12, 2009 21:35:11 GMT
and did you know that moths are the conveyors of knowledge, thats why spiders eat them
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Post by feral on Jul 12, 2009 21:42:29 GMT
No I didnt know that .Possibly cos I dont eat moths
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Post by feral on Jul 12, 2009 21:43:42 GMT
A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away
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Post by feral on Jul 12, 2009 21:51:04 GMT
Its about time I read the casteneda books again
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Post by yord on Jul 12, 2009 21:51:09 GMT
they dont bath very often
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Post by feral on Jul 12, 2009 21:58:49 GMT
oooff .No romance in your body.There was me thinking of pheramones and sexual attraction and heady smells and what do you come out with ? " They dont bath very often "
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Post by yord on Jul 12, 2009 22:07:14 GMT
come to think of it you dont often see a scruffy moth
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