What do we want from the Tories?

[tarrant]

The expectation from so many seems to be an election and a Tory government.

They don't have any policies however.

On this board, many of us have complained about so many things.

Can we have a list of what each of us would like a Tory government to do?

Just a few words, minimum rhetoric.

[flatandy]

Guillotine the royals. Have a proper republican revolution.

Fully nationalise the banking sector, and dictate how it acts.

Massive investment in green technology.

George Osborne to be forbidden from appearing in public ever again.

Windmills on top of every car.

Gordon Brown, David Milliband and Alisdair Darling to be exiled to St Helena.

A proper sized economic stimulus package, mostly based on infrastructure spending rather than on tax cuts.

Stop blethering on about government debt as if it were the same as personal/private debt.

[yord]

just keep off my back would suit me fine

[ricklinc]

Cancel the ID card scheme.

Sack NGOs.

Extermination of liberal pansies.

Elimination of lobbyist and pressure groups in favour of the online petition system which gets ignored.

Nationalise essential services such as energy and FFS find a coherent energy policy.

Disband ridiculous police taskforces in favour of actual policing.

Human rights to be accompanied by human responsibilities.

Trial by combat to the death for lawyers.

Institute a Big Brother type public vote for eviction from the cabinet every month.

Check for any liberals they might have missed during the first mass exterminations and also make sure they get any new ones that have sprung a leak.

Start a most-incompetent-civil-servant league table and sack the top ten every week.

Give up on the idiot ASBO scheme, forget about electronic tagging, make prisons really harsh and make sure criminals stay in them long enough to get the message.

[flatandy]

It's worrying how much of that I agree with.