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Post by luckysprite on Feb 11, 2009 16:03:56 GMT
dwad is a closet necrophiliac He shags dead closets? |
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Post by policecar on Feb 11, 2009 16:05:40 GMT
thats right lucky - in the keyhole
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Post by mids on Feb 11, 2009 16:05:41 GMT
Who the bloody hell is voting labour?! :angryface:
Still, the poll just confirms this is and always has been a tarantulas' bower of leftists, just like the old board was.
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Post by VikingHumpingWitch on Feb 11, 2009 16:07:28 GMT
Oh, it was a yoke. I see now.
Dwad's ultimate fantasy is Hazel Blears dressed as a slutty Princess Leia getting it up the wrong 'un, frankly shagging dead cupboards is nothing.
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Post by policecar on Feb 11, 2009 16:09:57 GMT
Oh, it was a yoke. I see now. Dwad's ultimate fantasy is Hazel Blears dressed as a slutty Princess Leia getting it up the wrong 'un, frankly shagging dead cupboards is nothing. that is so horrifically "wrong" I'm reaching for the bleach to wash out my poor eyes |
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Post by dwad on Feb 11, 2009 16:18:44 GMT
Oh, it was a yoke. I see now. Dwad's ultimate fantasy is Hazel Blears dressed as a slutty Princess Leia getting it up the wrong 'un, frankly shagging dead cupboards is nothing. You say that like it's a bad thing? |
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Post by Woolf on Feb 11, 2009 16:22:31 GMT
I just voted Labour, but hit myself in the crotch to make up for it.
Unless it was with a running chainsaw, not even close mate.
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Post by dwad on Feb 11, 2009 16:27:52 GMT
I realise voting Labour isn't very cool these days and I'm really not a big fan, but the only realistic alternative is George Osborne and I'm just not going to do that.
What I'd really like to see is a coalition appointed by me involving a few from each - maybe Lansley and Hague with Hutton and Burnham or something making a four way power-axis.
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Post by mids on Feb 11, 2009 16:29:59 GMT
Poll's quite accurate so far, apart from underestimating the Tory vote but then you'd expect that from this board.
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Post by omnipleasant on Feb 11, 2009 16:32:27 GMT
Exactly where I am Dwad.
Contrary to popular belief, I don't actually want Gordon's babies. I don't even like Labour very much. I just think they are the best bet.
I'm struggling to think of any Thatcherite scrotes I'd have in my coalition though. I don't rate Hague and his "quick wit" at all. Perhaps Cancerman Clarke at a push, and there's quite a few Lib Dems I rate.
Good call on Burnham too.
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Post by minge tightly on Feb 11, 2009 16:38:35 GMT
Tory 'cos I f**k**g hate Nu Labour and they're the best bet to unseat my Nu Labour drone of an MP.
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Post by omnipleasant on Feb 11, 2009 16:40:33 GMT
You are stark staring Mad, Minge.
"I don't like Nu Labour drones. So I'm going to vote for a nu-Labour but much worse drone"
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Post by minge tightly on Feb 11, 2009 16:45:46 GMT
Omni, having grown up under the Tories (From the age of 4 to 21) I was under the distinct impression that they were a bunch of horrible bastrads only out for themselves.
Having now lived as an adult under Nu Labour, I have come to the realisation that they are even more fcuking horrible, corrupt, sleazy and self-serving.
I no longer give a fcuk
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Post by flatandy on Feb 11, 2009 16:46:08 GMT
Hmm.
Cancerman Clarke as PM
St Vince as Chancellor
Burnham as Foreign Sec
er... I've run out of people I like, now, unless I'm allowed to have the delectable Shami as Home Sec.
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Post by flatandy on Feb 11, 2009 16:48:06 GMT
Brown as PM
Osborne as Chancellor
Jowell as foreign sec
John Reid as home sec
Blears for education
Redwood for health
Much easier to create a truly hateful cabinet.
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Post by dwad on Feb 11, 2009 16:48:18 GMT
In my government of all the talents Shami is made to stand in the corner and think about how she's let herself down.
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Post by dwad on Feb 11, 2009 16:49:03 GMT
Redwood - the two clearest syllables why I just can't vote Tory.
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Post by voice on Feb 11, 2009 16:49:29 GMT
so mids what are you on?
Still, the poll just confirms this is and always has been a tarantulas' bower of leftists, just like the old board was.
followed by
Poll's quite accurate so far, apart from underestimating the Tory vote but then you'd expect that from this board.
you vaciilate faster than a Cameron media driven policy
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Post by omnipleasant on Feb 11, 2009 16:50:39 GMT
"I no longer give a fcuk "
Aye fair enough.
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Post by voice on Feb 11, 2009 16:52:59 GMT
Redwood (((((shudder))))))
he's liike a DrWho vilan from the 70's
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