David Cameron webchat. Ask him a question now(ish)

[flatandy]

Dear NuDave

Are you fully committed to British membership of the EU, including free trade and free movement of labour as well as making tarrifs and taxes and rights as level across the trading area as possible to reduce the levels of restrictions on businesses and individuals when dealing with other parts of the EU? Or have you thrown away your Thatcherite credentials to the wolves of protectionist petty nationalism?

[flatandy]

Dear Windmill

Could you please inform your party that the ECHR and EU are not actually related bodies?

[omnipleasant]

Dear Socially Concerned Dave,

Your plan for reducing crime in Britain appears to be to "encourage" people not to commit crime, and instead to take responsibility for their actions. This is an excellent idea, and one that everyone can no doubt support.

Just one small question. HOW, exactly, do you plan to do it? Send boxes of chocolates and flattering emails, perhaps?

Many thanks in advance,

Your loyal electorate.

Conservative leader David Cameron is calling for a "revolution in responsibility" to counter a rising tide of anti-social behaviour.
He told the BBC Labour's "knee-jerk" reaction to any problem was to bring in new laws which often discouraged people from taking action themselves

Instead, Conservatives would encourage parents, neighbours, business people and teachers to take responsibility for bringing up children to behave properly and keeping their own communities in order

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6582423.stm

[omnipleasant]

Dear British Firm but Fair Dave

You have promised an annual limit on non-EU immigration to the UK. Could you tell us what the limit would be and how you arrived at that particular figure?

[mids]

You'll enjoy opposition omni. All you have to do is slag the other lot off.

[radge]

how did you become even more smug and smarmy than Blair?

[VikingHumpingWitch]

Does "Why don't you fcuk off?" count as a question?

[omnipleasant]

It's a perfectly valid question in my book.

I'm sure he'd answer it too. "An excellent question. Our policy is, indeed, that Gordon Brown's boom and bust borrowing binge Broken Britain is responsible for too many people fcuking off, and too many people not fcuking off. The Conservatives would stop Gordon Brown's failure on fcuking off policies"

[ricklinc]

" Mr Cameron, can you assure us once again that you are not Gordon Brown."
" Oh, for fcuk's sake, we've done this one. I am not Gordon Brown."
" Then we will vote for you. I think. You're sure that you're nothing to do with those nu labour bumholes that have been so disastrous for over a decade? "
" Yes, I'm sure. I'm not Gordon Brown. I'm not Tony Blair. I'm not Hazel Blears or David Blunkett in any way, shape or form. "
" Are you John Prescott? "
" You'll be feeling the back of my fcuking hand in a minute! I am David Cameron. Tory Toff Extraordinaire. Got it? "
" Yeah, you'll do for us. But you understand that we had to be sure? Those nu labour fcukwits'll do anything to hang on for even another day screwing the country."

[flatandy]

Dear Mr Cameron,

Can you tell me what level of borrowing do you think is appropriate as a percentage of GDP when you are in a really, really nasty recession?

Also, can you tell the difference between personal and national debt?

[flatandy]

Also, can you tell me how - in the midst of a terrible recession with a useless and impotent government being utterly pathetic and vapid in response, with a primeminister who's the most fun-hating man on the planet, who is instinctively anti-EU, who've led us into an illegal war in Iraq, who are running insane PFI programs, and who've been massacreing civil liberties - you've managed to be so spectacularly bad that I'm seriously considering voting against you?