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Post by Beachcomber on Jan 14, 2009 0:32:42 GMT
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Post by justmyopinion on Jan 14, 2009 9:24:21 GMT
Forget Google rationing: Only lighting farts can save the planetAnalysis Assertions by a Harvard University environmentalist and green-website promoter that two Google searches cause carbon emissions equivalent to boiling a kettle appear to be based on questionable numbers. Building on the new research, the Reg can also exclusively reveal that three days of normal human farts cause the same amount of damage to the planet as a Google search. Google, however, say that a use of their search engine is only equivalent to farting once www.theregister.co.uk/2009/01/12/google_kettle_green_it_cobblers/  It is also true that 1 in 3 farts produce a little bit of sh*t whereas every Google search produces quite a lot of sh*t |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2009 9:36:44 GMT
I'm wondering if I can patent a glow-plug for the toilet bowl and a gusset mounted flare similar to the ones you see on oil rigs.
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Post by Foxy1 on Jan 14, 2009 19:03:51 GMT
...that'll put the wind up someone.
i'll get me coat
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