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Post by Foxy1 on Jan 13, 2009 21:18:28 GMT
Forget Google rationing: Only lighting farts can save the planetAnalysis Assertions by a Harvard University environmentalist and green-website promoter that two Google searches cause carbon emissions equivalent to boiling a kettle appear to be based on questionable numbers. Building on the new research, the Reg can also exclusively reveal that three days of normal human farts cause the same amount of damage to the planet as a Google search. Google, however, say that a use of their search engine is only equivalent to farting once www.theregister.co.uk/2009/01/12/google_kettle_green_it_cobblers/ 
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Post by voice on Jan 13, 2009 21:20:23 GMT
Cows apparently produce huge amounts of methane, I read last year some boffin was trying to GM food for them that would cut down on cow farts.
I'll ban my kids from eating bean if it helps, it will certainly help me
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Post by Libby on Jan 13, 2009 21:21:59 GMT
I have to confess that my hubby is solely responsible for the destruction of the planet based on the article above!  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2009 21:23:58 GMT
Not totally responsible   |
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Post by Foxy1 on Jan 13, 2009 21:24:07 GMT
bbbut, beanz iz good for you! And environmentally freindly to grow
Surely lighting the farts and burning off the gas is better - we just need to keep matches in the toilet and adjust our toilet training hapbits
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2009 21:27:58 GMT
You do it first foxy and I'll try it after......... ;D
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Post by cathy on Jan 13, 2009 21:29:11 GMT
My ex-husband used to set light to his farts .... was quite interesting to watch the blue flame and see how far it reached. You'd better be careful though if you do it in the nude .... unless you fancy a charcoaled bottom.  |
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Post by voice on Jan 13, 2009 21:31:42 GMT
A mate of mine back in the day used to like lighting his farts in the cinema, singed his hair a few times but we laughed, got him thrown out once though.
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Post by Libby on Jan 13, 2009 21:37:11 GMT
Now that sounds painful!  |
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Post by puffin on Jan 13, 2009 21:40:35 GMT
I must say the targetted banner ads are a hoot.
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Post by Libby on Jan 13, 2009 21:41:52 GMT
How do they get the ads to be so relevant to the threads?!
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Post by voice on Jan 13, 2009 21:42:06 GMT
'The God Who wasnt There'
wonder what thats got to do with farts
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Post by voice on Jan 13, 2009 21:42:58 GMT
though you in the UK must get different adds to me, the one at the top of my page is about a book releace in Toronto
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Post by puffin on Jan 13, 2009 21:44:27 GMT
We've got one about Fart-o-matic... a mobile phone prank
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Post by Libby on Jan 13, 2009 21:47:34 GMT
Mine says Fart-O-Matic, mobile phone sounds! |
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Post by nicebutdim on Jan 13, 2009 21:50:03 GMT
I have one about Christian singles! I`m not that desperate!  |
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Post by Libby on Jan 13, 2009 21:55:36 GMT
The debate thread about Dubai and Heathrow had an advert for flights to Dubai
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Post by voice on Jan 13, 2009 22:01:18 GMT
we should link up the christain singles to the book that says god dont exist, and send a em a few farty mobile phone tones.
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Post by Scooby Do on Jan 13, 2009 22:12:17 GMT
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Post by Woolf on Jan 14, 2009 0:07:09 GMT
If that is real, he has some major problems.
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