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Post by yord on May 25, 2014 10:12:11 GMT
an utterly depressed and desparing woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to summon up the nerve to jump
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Post by yord on May 25, 2014 10:13:22 GMT
a wandering tramp passing by, stops, and gazes at the woman " Are you about to jump ? "  he inquires |
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Post by yord on May 25, 2014 10:13:59 GMT
" Yep "  says the woman |
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Post by yord on May 25, 2014 10:15:05 GMT
" Ohhhh "  says the tramp " as your about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first ? "  |
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Post by yord on May 25, 2014 10:15:47 GMT
" Feck off you perv"  wails the woman |
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Post by yord on May 25, 2014 10:16:55 GMT
The dissapointed tramp turns to leave  , " Fine, I'll just go and wait at the bottom "  |
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Post by mango on May 31, 2014 14:47:09 GMT
That tramp should've been a psychologist - he saved her life, she turned and ran home |
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