Duckface of Doom

[flatandy]

Ugh. Mock tudor.

[perrykneeham]

May 29, 2024 12:18:46 GMT mids said:

I suppose you'd have somewhere capacious to stick your recycling.

And mucky.

[perrykneeham]

This was always going to end in tragedy: a double thumber and a gurning duckface.
One of them was going to come to a sticky end.

metro.co.uk/2024/06/27/paramedic-found-dead-next-womans-body-star-channel-4-show-21115478/?ico=trending-module_category_uk_item-0

[perrykneeham]

Haha, nice pic. I think she needs to go to prison now, but that's probably part of the plan.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cne4k0w1m1ko

I expect The Sun are behind all this. She'll make a few quid, they'll sell some papers etc.

[mids]

kinnell. Those lips are geographical feature. She's got a new book out.

[perrykneeham]

I bet you the plan is that, eventually, she will end up in chokey, where she'll astonish us all by getting a girlfriend.

Has she played the "sexually assaulted by mystery man (no names, no pack drill)" card yet?

[perrykneeham]

TBF, I would be amazed if she hadn't been, really. She's been exploited all her life, it appears to me.

[mids]

She was interviewed on Jeremy Vine the other day. While she's no great intellect, she didn't seem to be thick either. Appallingly fake teeth, mind.

[perrykneeham]

Oh, yeah, she's a fright now. Shame, I've always rather liked her spirit. She's got spunk. Lots and lots of spunk.

[moggyonspeed]

Appallingly fake everything, apparently - including any hint at an intellect.

If you're smart, you don't make squillions out of your "celebrity" and then fall foul of HMRC. Numpty.

As for that picture - sheesh, I've seen a happier face on the pike in our stretch of the Thames.

[perrykneeham]

Picked up by the fuzz ....

www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg79gg1pz5no

I expect she'll claim it was a medical emergency and that she has caring responsibilities etc.

Sadly, this just looks like the chaotic life of an exploited, vulnerable woman. Still, it sells papers and probably makes a few tossers feel better about themselves.

[mids]

What time is her trial on?

[perrykneeham]

Check the TV Times ....

xhibit.justice.gov.uk/

[mids]

Ooooh that's interesting. I didn't know the agendas were published like that.

[mids]

"Nevey Smith, 21, of West Street, Oldham, threw water at police officers trying to keep order outside Holiday Inn in Newton Heath, Manchester, on July 31.



She admitted violent disorder last month.



Judge Patrick Field KC, sentencing her at Manchester Crown Court on Monday, said: "You chose to join (the disorder) notwithstanding that you had your 20-month-old child in a pushchair.



"What on earth were you thinking? I doubt you had his safety in mind."



Smith was handed a community order and made to attend reviews at a women's problem-solving court, and carry out 100 hours of unpaid work.




www.lbc.co.uk/news/nevey-smith-riot-southport-manchester-july-sentenced/

[mids]

"women's problem-solving court"

[perrykneeham]

Has she been eating wasps?

[moggyonspeed]

Lemme get this straight : the Judge used the word notwithstanding in addressing this wazzock? Sheesh, the clueless cow probably thinks that this is how she can avoid getting pregnant (again) in the future or summat.

Btw, researchers suggest that both women and men associate lips with genital arousal (lipstick, Botox etc.), in which case I'd suggest that Smith's pair mark her out as being as loose as Ulrika Jonsson in a Wetherspoons.

[moggyonspeed]

Also btw, I just LOVE her First Nation British look.

[perrykneeham]

Dunno about that. I think she's doing eerr .... lipface