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Post by yord on May 24, 2024 22:32:10 GMT
On an unexpected night an unextraordinary man meets the most beautiful woman he has ever seen, and in the way of things, his wishes and desires come true.
Before the midnight hour arrives they both find themselves in her bed revelling in the gratification of skin to skin contact,finger tip touches and magical whispered words.
Also ,in the way of things, the cruel morning arrives spreading daylight around her bedroom.The unextraordinary man notices a framed photo of a man on her bedside table......
😕 Is that your husband he inquires
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Post by yord on May 24, 2024 22:36:59 GMT
😊 " No " she replies and continues to nuzzle his ear
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Post by yord on May 24, 2024 22:39:27 GMT
😤"Is it your boy friend " he continues, trying to suppress a rising pang of jealousy
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Post by yord on May 24, 2024 22:43:09 GMT
😀 "no , don't be silly " she giggles while caressing his thigh
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Post by yord on May 24, 2024 22:45:07 GMT
😮 " Oh it's not your father, surely" he hopefully asks
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Post by yord on May 24, 2024 22:45:30 GMT
😅 " NNooooo " she laughs
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Post by yord on May 24, 2024 22:48:36 GMT
😡 " ok " says the extraordinary man "Who the f**k is it "
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Post by yord on May 24, 2024 22:50:55 GMT
😉 " Oh that's me " she chirps " before I had the surgery "
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Post by mids on May 25, 2024 5:56:20 GMT
We've all been there...
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Post by flatandy on May 25, 2024 13:18:54 GMT
This was an old idea back when Ray Davies wrote Lola.
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Post by perrykneeham on May 25, 2024 13:38:30 GMT
I thought that was The Kinks.
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Post by unclejunior on May 25, 2024 14:11:17 GMT
Are you here all week Yord ….??
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Post by perrykneeham on May 25, 2024 15:22:15 GMT
Until they take his internet privileges away.
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Post by Repat Van on May 26, 2024 16:04:55 GMT
😉 " Oh that's me " she chirps " before I had the surgery " I saw that punchline coming from space. |
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Post by yord on May 26, 2024 17:26:46 GMT
Look, this is probably the best and funniest joke in the world, bursting with undiscovered intricacies and more mysteries than the fecking pyramids.
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Post by perrykneeham on May 26, 2024 17:28:32 GMT
Look, this is probably the best and funniest joke in the world, bursting with undiscovered intricacies and more mysteries than the fecking pyramids. Wrong thread, surely? Maybe re-post under "Labour's New Leader". |
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Post by yord on May 26, 2024 17:39:52 GMT
Fecking savages
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