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Post by anthonysydney on Jan 23, 2009 7:17:24 GMT
Yes as one of the worlds most oppressed minorities we now have someone which will lead us from our lives of frustration and being taken for granted. Obama is left handed!
From now on all Can openers must be designed for left handed people.
All taps must have the cold on the left and the hot on the right.
All Children must be forced to write with their left hands and punished if they try and do what comes naturally.
A call too all you other southpaws our time has come and demand that the "righters" suffer slings and arrows we have.
;D
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Post by Charles Martel on Jan 23, 2009 7:20:45 GMT
Have you only just realised this, Anthony?
You may also like to know it didn't matter who won the election on November 4, as McCain is also left-handed (Google it).
Furthermore, out of the past five Presidents, we have:
- Ronald Reagan: born left-handed but was forced to convert as a child
- George H.W. Bush: left-handed
- Bill Clinton: left-handed
- George W. Bush: right-handed
- Barack Obama: left-handed
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Post by anthonysydney on Jan 23, 2009 7:24:19 GMT
Ah Reagan yet another slave to the righters
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Post by ricklinc on Jan 23, 2009 8:05:41 GMT
Once the orgasmic euphoria over America electing it's first black president is over I expect some fool to accuse America of facist right-wing oppression because America has never elected an openly gay president. The celebrations when that one happens will probably turn stomachs all over the world.
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Post by jonren on Jan 23, 2009 8:54:30 GMT
All feet should be kept firmly on the ground. Obama may make a good president but he is not the Messiah and this is not the second coming. ALL Americans should maintain a sense of proportion.
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Post by mids on Jan 23, 2009 8:58:56 GMT
I only just realised this when I saw the cack-handed, sinister way he was signing something yesterday. Left-handed people are psychos and shouldn't be allowed into positions of responsibility.
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Post by tarrant on Jan 23, 2009 13:34:41 GMT
Good point mids.
It is kinda intriguing though how many US presidents have been sinister.
Has anyone considered that these lefties may be part of an advanced alien invasion force?
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Post by lawrence on Jan 23, 2009 17:55:39 GMT
The Reptilians are running the show.
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Post by Foxy1 on Jan 24, 2009 11:53:49 GMT
oh I didnt know he was left-handed
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