Post by policecar on Jan 29, 2009 9:00:51 GMT
WHAT IS YOUR f**k**g PROBLEM? BRITAIN ASKS IMF
THE government has written to the International Monetary Fund to ask it what its f**k**g problem is.
As the latest IMF report described the UK as 'a horrible old man, covered in bits of food and reeking of piss' ministers were like 'where the f**k did that come from?'.
The Fund said that if anyone still cared Britain should probably be fed through a tube and forced go to the toilet rather than just doing it in a chair.
But last night chancellor Alistair Darling was like: "Hang on a minute, how come it's always us?
"The Germans are all f**k*d-up but you don't go round telling everyone that Germany's a spastic. Then there's the Italians. Are you saying we're worse than the f**k**g Italians? Oh, and in case you hadn't noticed, Iceland!
"What does IMF stand for anyway? International Mother Fuckers?"
The chancellor said you didn't get it from him but he heard Spain has been giving blow jobs to the IMF in a cubicle in the gents' toilets.
An IMF spokesman said: "Do you really want to know why? Fine. Your banks were the entire basis of your economy and now they're shite. Your currency is used bogroll, you don't make anything of any value, you're governed by clueless arseholes and 99% of your population is up to its tits in debt. That's why."
Mr Darling added: "Yeah, fair enough."
www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/what-is-your-f**k**g-problem?-britain-asks-imf-200901291541/
THE government has written to the International Monetary Fund to ask it what its f**k**g problem is.
As the latest IMF report described the UK as 'a horrible old man, covered in bits of food and reeking of piss' ministers were like 'where the f**k did that come from?'.
The Fund said that if anyone still cared Britain should probably be fed through a tube and forced go to the toilet rather than just doing it in a chair.
But last night chancellor Alistair Darling was like: "Hang on a minute, how come it's always us?
"The Germans are all f**k*d-up but you don't go round telling everyone that Germany's a spastic. Then there's the Italians. Are you saying we're worse than the f**k**g Italians? Oh, and in case you hadn't noticed, Iceland!
"What does IMF stand for anyway? International Mother Fuckers?"
The chancellor said you didn't get it from him but he heard Spain has been giving blow jobs to the IMF in a cubicle in the gents' toilets.
An IMF spokesman said: "Do you really want to know why? Fine. Your banks were the entire basis of your economy and now they're shite. Your currency is used bogroll, you don't make anything of any value, you're governed by clueless arseholes and 99% of your population is up to its tits in debt. That's why."
Mr Darling added: "Yeah, fair enough."
www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/what-is-your-f**k**g-problem?-britain-asks-imf-200901291541/
