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Post by cathy on Feb 3, 2009 23:20:44 GMT
Message 482 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 9/26/2001 11:39 AM ........ LATEST NEWS BULLETIN ........ JR has been cryogenically frozen - is there a vet in this world of ours who can extract the sharpened spoon from JR and revive this miraculous dog. BUT If JR's brought back from the dead will he have to give back the Muttley Medal Medal Medal  ___________________________________ Message 483 of 12488 in Discussion From: its a worry Sent: 9/26/2001 11:44 AM there was something very appealing about the telephonist in hong kong phooey. even though I was very young then. ___________________________________ Message 484 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/26/2001 12:00 PM That was Muttley above!!!! And yes the medal would have to go back....however, the Cryogenic process went wrong and completely vapourised JR....sorry! ___________________________________ Message 485 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/26/2001 12:04 PM Funeral will go ahead as planned and the medals remain in place! ___________________________________ Message 486 of 12488 in Discussion Sent: 9/26/2001 12:46 PM This message has been deleted by the author. ___________________________________ Message 487 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/26/2001 12:59 PM The telephonist in Hong Kong Phooey??? Don't remember such things and I'm sure I wouldn't have taken a fancy to her/him if I did!!!! Very strange.....whatever floats your boat!! ___________________________________ Message 488 of 12488 in Discussion From: anyolistg? Sent: 9/26/2001 1:10 PM I agree with Celtic. It was something about her legs and that nasal twang, a bit like Fran Drescner from the american sitcom The Nanny. But then I used to like the ones out of Captain Caveman, now that was a trio of beauties. Zoowie ___________________________________ Message 489 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/26/2001 1:29 PM Unfortunately for me I missed out on all these rare beauties! ___________________________________ Message 490 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/26/2001 4:34 PM Hobo and Lassie are safe....however the next mission is being lined up! ___________________________________ Message 491 of 12488 in Discussion From: Thoades Sent: 9/26/2001 4:39 PM Surley some mistake poseidon - dont u mean bin linered up? ___________________________________ Message 492 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/26/2001 5:42 PM Ho ho...nice one But SERIOUSLY........Hobo is organising the second wave! More details will follow later! ___________________________________ Message 493 of 12488 in Discussion From: Thoades Sent: 9/26/2001 5:46 PM The world waits with bated breath, what come back will lassie make.... will JR be re-incarnated, or just turn up in the shower 5 years later (bugger - no that was some one else wasnt it - abducted by aliens....) and who th F* is HOBBO? I don't know, I feel like chicken tonite:) ___________________________________ Message 494 of 12488 in Discussion From: deadjohn Sent: 9/26/2001 5:47 PM I thought Lassie was alive and well and sniffing out body parts under the twin towers? ___________________________________ Message 495 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/26/2001 5:54 PM Actually she is alive and well but on Special Ops with the SAS inAfghanistan along with the Littlest Hobo!! ___________________________________ Message 496 of 12488 in Discussion From: murdock Sent: 9/26/2001 9:09 PM I wait with bated breath for the next instalment of the Lassie - Hobo mission. God be with you both. ______________________________________ |
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Post by cathy on Feb 3, 2009 23:26:36 GMT
Message 497 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 9:16 AM
Well, all is a bit silent at the moment as they are trying to minimise any contact but as soon as anything goes down then you'll all know!
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Message 498 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 12:37 PM
I have not been able to access messages boards much this week, so am a bit behind on whats been going on with the Lassie/Hobo mission, can someone fill me in please?
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Message 499 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/27/2001 12:43 PM
I must confess that I've fallen behind on the secret undercover operations of Captain Lassie and Field Marshall Hobo (Kings Own 80's Dog Programme's Division).
I have heard rumours that FM Hobo has put in a transfer request to join the Navy. Apparently he wants to be Captain of the aircraft carrier HMS Great Theme Tune.
That's just a rumour though
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Message 500 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 12:47 PM
well I think if there is such a ship it would only be right for him to captin it. And seeming as he is so multi talanted I reckon he could do it with his paws behind his back!
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Message 501 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/27/2001 12:50 PM
He'd probably get rid of the old crew and bring in his own.
I'd like to see Petty Officer Willy Fogg join the ship for a start.
And I wouldn't say no Commander Dogtanian either.
I'd positively insist that the characters from Mysterious Cities Of Gold were also part of the compliment.
Mind you, I'd have to make sure that everybody knew that Hobo was still Captain because he has the best theme tune.
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Message 502 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 12:57 PM
City of Gold... oh my god! I loved that program!
What about the Dungeons and Dragons crew?
and if he needed back up, there's always an abundance of Andrex puppies to help out
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Message 503 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 1:23 PM
Remember people....these are cartoon characters your taling about!!! How could they possibly go on a ship????WEIRD! lol
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Message 504 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 1:23 PM
However, Andrex puppies....good idea
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Message 505 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 1:24 PM
there's load of them, so it wouldnt matter is some got shot in the line of duty. just add water and they'd reproduce
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Message 506 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 1:28 PM
cool. As for those cartoon characters?? What wewe you thinking? People might look at this message board and think we are mad!!! Cartoon characters indeed!!
By the way, how did you know that Hobo would be captain of such a ship? However he will remain mission leader for the SAS for some time!
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Message 507 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 1:31 PM
I dont know for sure, but someone suggested it earlier, and seeming as it is called the HMS Great Theme Tune it would be rude for anyone else to do it. Prehaps it is just going to be his off-shore base
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Message 508 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 1:59 PM
I think it maybe his next assignment when he has had enough of leading the SAS....I mean it IS a step down from heading up the SAS but then it will be a cushy job for him and he will still see a hell of a lot fo action!
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Message 509 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 2:09 PM
Arrggghhh this harmless, popular thread may be under attack!! NOOOOOOOOO!
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Message 510 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Thoades Sent: 9/27/2001 2:10 PM
How can it be - Lassie Lives! Keep the lassie thread! (just long enough for her to get back from biting bin bag lada's bum!)
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Message 511 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 2:12 PM
Phew.....I knew Pnady was a secret Lassie and Hobo fan!!! Then again why wouldn't all the managers be??? Who's not?
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Post by cathy on Feb 3, 2009 23:31:46 GMT
Message 512 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/27/2001 2:16 PM
Poseidon
I'm afriad I have to put my hands up to a couple of things.
Firstly, it was me who started the rumour that Hobo might be leaving the Regiment and joining the Navy, taking command of the good ship HMS Great Theme Tune. I did stress at the time it was a rumour, but I think Hobo would make a great Captain. He'd probably be able to introduce his own line in fish fingers if things went well.
Secondly, I must apologise for daring to offer commissions to cartoon characters. However, in my defence, you surely couldn't go far wrong with some "children of the sun" with their golden condor against any sort of enemy.
However, I realise the error of my ways and hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
I hang my head
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Message 513 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 2:24 PM
All is forgiven.....see my earlier post about Hobo taking the ship on as a setp down!! Good idea that man....one of course which the Littlest Hobo had already planned (cos his knowledge exceeds ours!).
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Message 514 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/27/2001 2:27 PM
So it wasn't a rumour then.
Hobo has infact decided to use HMS Great Theme Tune as his base boat.
That dog is a military genius
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Message 515 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 2:30 PM
He hasn't yet byt he will when he steps down from being head of the SAS!
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Message 516 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/27/2001 2:33 PM
well it just goes to show what we've known all along doesn't it.
He can't stay for long, just turn around and he's gone again
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Message 517 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 2:39 PM
Thats right, but until tomorrow.....
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Message 518 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/27/2001 2:41 PM
Does anybody know what Hobo's battle plan is for the SAS whilst he is still in charge?
I've heard a rumour that his first port of call was to change the Regimental song to something more "catchy"
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Message 519 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 2:42 PM
I could take a guess as to what that might be!
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Message 520 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/27/2001 2:44 PM
but what about the battleplan?
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Message 521 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 2:45 PM
Well they are currently searching the mountains in Afghanistan!!
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Message 522 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 3:08 PM
here's a test, can we together, remember all the words to the hobo song?
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Message 523 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 3:13 PM
More than likely
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Message 524 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 3:14 PM
I'll start...
There's a voice that keeps on callin me...
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Message 525 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 3:17 PM
Down the road. That's where I'll always be....
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Message 526 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 3:18 PM
every stop I make, I make a new friend...
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Post by cathy on Feb 3, 2009 23:40:11 GMT
Message 527 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 3:19 PM Can't stay for long. Just turn around, and I'm gone again.... ___________________________________ Message 528 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 3:24 PM oi!!!! ___________________________________ Message 529 of 12488 in Discussion Sent: 9/27/2001 3:25 PM This message has been deleted by the author. ___________________________________ Message 530 of 12488 in Discussion From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 3:25 PM maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down ___________________________________ Message 531 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 3:25 PM Until tomorrow, I'll just keep movin' on.... ___________________________________ Message 532 of 12488 in Discussion From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 3:30 PM do do de do do! ___________________________________ Message 533 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 3:31 PM So, if you want to join me for awhile..... ___________________________________ Message 534 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 3:32 PM just grab your hat, and we'll travel light. That's hobo style. ___________________________________ Message 535 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 3:36 PM Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep movin' on. Until tomorrow, the whole world is my home." ___________________________________ Message 536 of 12488 in Discussion From: Yawper Sent: 9/27/2001 3:41 PM  We have Lassie here - A small fee will secure the release - he he he he - cackle! ___________________________________ Message 537 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 3:43 PM 1. That is NOT Lassie - how dare you!! 2. Lassie is in Afghanistan with the SAS!! Take your threats somewhere else or Lassie will come for you! ___________________________________ Message 538 of 12488 in Discussion From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 3:44 PM Poseidon, your are a true fan! p.s what does your name mean? ___________________________________ Message 539 of 12488 in Discussion From: Yawper Sent: 9/27/2001 3:48 PM How many DNA samples do you need? He He... ___________________________________ Message 540 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 9/27/2001 3:49 PM Are u going for 1000 posts? PLEASE TRY! This is the highlight of my time at work these days. very amusing. Did every one else sing as you read that bit? just me then? ! ___________________________________ Message 541 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/27/2001 3:52 PM I'm gutted. I go away from my desk for 5mins and upon my return I find the song has been song without me. Damn this workhouse. Bet Hobo doesn't have to put up with this kind of crap in the SAS _________________________________ |
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Post by cathy on Feb 3, 2009 23:50:31 GMT
Message 542 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 3:55 PM Sorry Just too slow Wilky but feel free to do it on your own! ___________________________________ Message 543 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 3:56 PM mels my name is from the film The Poseidon Adventure...its about a sinking ship!! No relevance really! ___________________________________ Message 544 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 9/27/2001 3:58 PM i've just copied the whole song into word and saved it. I'm well chuffed! The hobo song will never be forgotten again! Cheers poseidon. By the way, isnt that some sort of greek god or something? ___________________________________ Message 545 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/27/2001 3:58 PM I have been ever since this thread start - just waiting for the chance to air the lungs and join you all in a jolly good sing song. However, although my pain overcomes me, I thought you all sang with conviction and Hobo would be more than proud of you all. Do you think Hobo actually knows how well loved he is by the masses or would his modesty be such that he'd never accept that he is a national treasure? ___________________________________ Message 546 of 12488 in Discussion From: Yawper Sent: 9/27/2001 4:00 PM Image of targetlassie.gif (18905 bytes) ___________________________________ Message 547 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 4:02 PM I think he is modest but I think he would quietly appreciate it! (and ignore the sniper on the fake picture fo Lassie....we all know she is safe!") ___________________________________ Message 548 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 9/27/2001 4:04 PM Poseidon : something for you in return for the hobo song lyrics: PoseidonPronounced As: posidn , in Greek religion and mythology, god of the sea, protector of all waters. After the fall of the Titans, Poseidon was allotted the sea. He was worshiped especially in connection with navigation; but as the god of fresh waters he also was worshiped as a fertility god. In Thessaly and other areas he was important as Hippios, god of horses, and was the father of Pegasus. Poseidon was represented as extremely powerful, with a violent and vengeful disposition. He carried the trident, with which he could split boulders and cause earthquakes. When Laomedon failed to pay him for building the walls of Troy, Poseidon sent a sea monster to ravage the Troad and years later vengefully assisted the Greeks in the Trojan War. His grudge against Odysseus is one of the themes of the Odyssey. He was the husband of Amphitrite, who bore him Triton, and by others he fathered many more sons, who usually turned out to be strong, brutal men (like Orion) or monsters (like Polyphemus). The Romans identified him with Neptune. ___________________________________ Message 549 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/27/2001 4:05 PM Little does our sniper friend realise but Lassie and Hobo are already in the building and are just about to storm in and "take him out" ___________________________________ Message 550 of 12488 in Discussion From: Yawper Sent: 9/27/2001 4:08 PM <Image of Poseidon in the nude ... lost in the ether!>Poseidon Poseidon, the earth-shaker, was alotted the dominion of the sea (just as Zeus got the sky and Hades the Underworld); and he received the trident from the CYCLOPES (just as Zeus got the thunderbolt and Hades a helmet). Poseidon was the first to concern himself with seafaring and the first to tame horses. hsa.brown.edu/~maicar/Poseidon.html The unedited File - I can find more like this if the funds for Lassie Don't arrive! ___________________________________ Message 551 of 12488 in Discussion From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 4:09 PM blimey! the earth shaker hey, I could do with some of that! ___________________________________ Message 552 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 4:10 PM Damnright they are....and thanks for the description of my name!! Cheers. I am gonna have to go at 4:50pm....just giving you prior warning! On special ops you see! ___________________________________ Message 553 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 4:11 PM Ooo-er blimey.....nude pictures of me on the net...whatever next? ___________________________________ Message 554 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 4:13 PM YOU DONT HAVE LASSIE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ___________________________________ Message 555 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 4:13 PM Its a fake picture.....not ecactlt complimetary is it??? Just as well that aint me! ___________________________________ Message 556 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 4:14 PM *raise eyebrow* you want an earthshaker eh, mels? ___________________________________ |
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Post by cathy on Feb 4, 2009 0:00:47 GMT
Message 557 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/27/2001 4:14 PM
Is that nudey piccie really of you?
I'd go and see a doctor about your willy if I was you. Looks like somebody has sharpened it.
Or better still, maybe you could put it in a sock?
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Message 558 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Yawper Sent: 9/27/2001 4:16 PM
I had the pic on good authority -
More like:
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<Sorry, another pic of Poseidon lost in space!>
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Message 559 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Henry Sent: 9/27/2001 4:18 PM
Sue MGM for $5 million for emotional deverstaion, by an island declare war on russia then go to the IMF and ask for a big loan to finance your war. Skip your island leaving one of the local turtles as president and then head towards once of those Swiz banks with all that lovely cash
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Message 560 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Gooner! Sent: 9/27/2001 4:18 PM
this just gets more amusing all the time.
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Message 561 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 4:18 PM
you think you could?
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Message 562 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 4:19 PM
All very good Henry but I have to ask....what the bloody hell are you on about?
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Message 563 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 4:21 PM
Something is making me dread picking the name Posiedon!! Nowe I have a vibrator named after me too!!
And no I dont have a sharpened knob! LIES its all LIES!
Arrgggghh!
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Message 564 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 4:21 PM
the man has imagination, thats what we like on this thread!
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Message 565 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 4:25 PM
Well just to get this straight.....I am named after the Boat which sank in the film!!!
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Message 566 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/27/2001 4:27 PM
not after the piccie of the bloke with a sharpened willy then?
But after that great film that Titanic tried to emulate?
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Message 567 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Monsters Sent: 9/27/2001 4:27 PM
Is it a whalk-shaped condom on your penis, poseidon???
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Message 568 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 4:27 PM
who's your lady friend?
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Message 569 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 4:28 PM
Hmph!!
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Message 570 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 4:28 PM
Knackers to you all then!
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Message 571 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/27/2001 4:30 PM
I shudder to think what would happen if our spiritual leader decreed to leave us.
Stay Poseidon - you are always welcome here, even with your sharpened tool
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Post by cathy on Feb 4, 2009 0:06:55 GMT
Message 572 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 4:30 PM Grrrrrr ___________________________________ Message 573 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 4:31 PM A f**k**g BOAT!!! ___________________________________ Message 574 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 4:34 PM Yawper is well known for getting fake pictures!! Look at the pictures of Lassie!!! The Posiedon pictures are no different.....I haven't posed nude......yet!! So that is defintely not me!! ___________________________________ Message 575 of 12488 in Discussion From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 4:34 PM I'm sorry, i shouldnt have asked! ___________________________________ Message 576 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/27/2001 4:36 PM It is true that we have cursed Poseidon and charged him with having a sharpened willy when Yawper has form. Forgive us, Forgive us all And just for the record, Lassie and Hobo are out on Special ops and therefore cannot be shot by a sniper ___________________________________ Message 577 of 12488 in Discussion From: mels Sent: 9/27/2001 4:37 PM where did you get your hair done for that shot? it cant have been local ___________________________________ Message 578 of 12488 in Discussion From: Yawper Sent: 9/27/2001 4:37 PM OK Lassie Speak: lassie.wav ___________________________________ Message 579 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/27/2001 4:40 PM Yawper - Its all faked! As for the rest of you.....MUTINY!!!! i see my work here is over! ___________________________________ Message 580 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/27/2001 4:42 PM It's a fake. You've obviously gotten the Rory Bremner of the Dog world to impersonate our hero ___________________________________ Message 581 of 12488 in Discussion From: Yawper Sent: 9/27/2001 5:14 PM <Again, another photo missing ... ah well ... better put something here I suppose. Hope this will suffice!>  ___________________________________ Message 582 of 12488 in Discussion From: JÖ¥CÉ Sent: 9/27/2001 5:33 PM This message has been deleted by the author. ___________________________________ Message 583 of 12488 in Discussion From: murdock Sent: 9/27/2001 11:36 PM Enough of the side show, what is happening to Lassie and Hobo? Poseidon, some of us don't think you have a small ... or are a greek wotsit, the film was great... but Poseidon did release the K.......can't remember, but I have had a few tonight!!!! ___________________________________ Message 584 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 8:36 AM This message has been deleted by the author. ___________________________________ Message 585 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 10:14 AM What disturbs me is the fact the Yawper has unlimited pictures of naked Greek Gods!!! ___________________________________ Message 586 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 10:19 AM I agree. Yawper, where is this vast array of photo stills coming from? ___________________________________ |
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Post by cathy on Feb 4, 2009 0:29:25 GMT
Message 587 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 10:22 AM I was all ready to abandon this thread yesterday and leave it to you vultures who were believing the evil one (Yawper) with his slanderous lies!!! The line is still very thin as to whether I leave or not! Mutiny cannot be tollerated _________________________________________________ Message 588 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 10:30 AM Would it change your mind if I publically denounced the evil doings of Yawper and stuck myself firmly in the Poseidon camp? Perhaps I could offer you a KitKat Chunky to help you mull it over? However, at the end of the day, your love for the Hobo will guide you through this difficult time and realise that you are needed on this thread _________________________________________________ Message 589 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 10:33 AM It is a difficult time!!! If I sense any hint of mutiny from anyone (especially Mels as I thoight she was to be trusted more) and you (who have redeemed yourself by the skin of your teeth) then I'm out of here.....The Hobo and Lassie cause must be strong! _________________________________________________ Message 590 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 10:36 AM I fully understand and once again offer my apologies. I'm sure Mels will be one of the first to offer the olive branch, belt out a quick tune on the pipes of peace and raise the flag of surrender. After all, we are all of us united in one common cause - our love for "The One" that is Hobo. That love will see us all through this difficult time _________________________________________________ Message 591 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 10:37 AM ONWARD AND UPWARD!!!! _________________________________________________ Message 592 of 12488 in Discussion From: Yawper Sent: 9/28/2001 10:42 AM We must do as the Mistress comannds: <Another missing photo sorry>________________________________________________ Message 593 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 10:43 AM Right then - now we've ironed out the creases on that, we need to get back to the case in hand, which of course is the behind the lines activities of our brave heroes? Have you heard anything about our plucky four-legged soldiers? ________________________________________________ Message 594 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 10:46 AM Where are you getting these photo's from Yawper? _________________________________________________ Message 595 of 12488 in Discussion From: mels Sent: 9/28/2001 10:48 AM Hi, I'm here, and I pledge my alliance with Poseidon (sorry Yawper). So dont leave us, it wouldnt be the same without you! _________________________________________________ Message 596 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 10:49 AM (Yawpers obsession with Greek Gods are really worrying.....someone highlight that Poseidon is not my real name or he'll be after me next......eeiiiiooooo...scary!) They are still scanning the Afganistan mountains, but are discreetly elimating any threatening action as they come across it.....It is more of an intelligence mission at the moment.....but when the time comes, they will strike swiftly and accurately!! _________________________________________________ Message 597 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 10:54 AM By the way glad to see you are back mels. _________________________________________________ Message 598 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 10:56 AM I told you Mels would attach her flag to you pole didn't I? Great stuff. I'm getting concerned that sending in just Hobo and Lassie might not be enough when it comes to the final fight. As a result I've put Pippin (from Woof - the story of a boy who could become a dog) on standby. Afterall, he's only been messing about with Julie Peasgoode on childrens TV _________________________________________________ Message 599 of 12488 in Discussion From: Yawper Sent: 9/28/2001 10:58 AM Try www.marquette.edu/history/Slides/Greek/Meanwhile Lassie is getting cold..  _________________________________________________ Message 600 of 12488 in Discussion From: mels Sent: 9/28/2001 10:59 AM I have my company day today so am leaving work at 12pm for a day of talks and drinking, however I will be sure to check back on Monday morning to see any developments. I did hear though that Hobo has infact found Laden's den and personally handed him an ulitmatium to surrender himself for a public execution asap! _________________________________________________ Message 601 of 12488 in Discussion From: cleptomaniax81 Sent: 9/28/2001 11:02 AM really __________________________________ |
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Post by cathy on Feb 4, 2009 21:45:56 GMT
Message 602 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/28/2001 11:02 AM
p.s we are the biggest thread on this whole god damn message board- well done chaps!
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Message 603 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/28/2001 11:04 AM
yeah really! I read it in the papers this morning, they reckond it was a member of the Taliban special commision, but inside evidence says it was covered in paw print- can only mean one thing!
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Message 604 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 11:05 AM
Well MelsI think you should knock your company day on its head and join us here as we watch the developments of Hobo as they happen. I too have heard that Hobo has at last found the "den" and at this moment barking his orders out. Lassie has made a pincer movement to stop people leaving by the back door. I'm gonna send Pippin in right now if no-one has any objections??
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Message 605 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/28/2001 11:08 AM
not at all. I met pipin a few times (really) he lived just down the road from me, very smart young dog indeed, will do us proud I am sure. And remember we have the Andrex puppies on call as well!
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Message 606 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 11:09 AM
try it....but i doint like his chances.....he aint getting out of this alive though, i reckon!
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Message 607 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/28/2001 11:10 AM
I would love to knock company day on the head, but the free booze, well that would be rude! anyone out in London tonight?
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Message 608 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 11:13 AM
Have a good one mels!! I too have to go and work for a while (bugger I know) but I'll be back later!! Fingers crossed for them people.....bye for now!
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Message 609 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 11:14 AM
After having literally a skin-full last night I'm thinking I might keep it quiet. Then again, I might pop down the local. Anyway, back to business.I agree that Pippin wouldn't last five minutes. I've explained this to him and he took it well. He is keen to do his bit though and with his smart tricks (one of the best roll overs I've ever seen) I think he might just surprise us.
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Message 610 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Yawper Sent: 9/28/2001 11:23 AM
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Message 611 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 9/28/2001 11:24 AM
you are a nutter!
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Message 612 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 9/28/2001 11:29 AM
Barkin' mad if you ask me !! Posiedon? Any more news of latest recruits - I heard a rumour that one of the training officers was visiting the Daz Dogs ? Is it true ?
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Message 613 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 11:29 AM
Isn't that the dog from Tom and Jerry? Was his name Spike? Yawper I have to ask - you seem to have a dog fetish (more so than the rest of us with our love of Hobo). Can we assume that you infact love Lassie and trying to send out a sniper was infact a false front?
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Message 614 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 11:33 AM
The Daz Dogs would be tremendous - although I did think they were part of the Emmerdale cast for a while.A bit like that Chocolate Family in Coronation Street - how come you never see them having a pint in the Rovers? I reckon Eddie from Frasier would also weild a good AK47. Word on the under ground grapevine is that Eddie has already signed up and is learning how to drive a tank.
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Message 615 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Yawper Sent: 9/28/2001 11:41 AM
Already in Preperation for Action!
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Message 616 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 11:44 AM
That's sweet.Its like a leaving dinner before hubby goes off into action. I've got a lump in my throat
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Post by cathy on Feb 4, 2009 21:57:42 GMT
Message 617 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Yawper Sent: 9/28/2001 11:45 AM
Please no mention of the action.
The undercover operation is dead secret.... Shsh.
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Message 618 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 12:16 PM
That must be our Russian ally!
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Message 619 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 12:23 PM
Boris Dogski
He's actually a double agent but he's on our side.
He's quiet good at chess too. Managed to trap me with a wicked bishop to king 4 move
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Message 620 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Yawper Sent: 9/28/2001 12:59 PM
What about General Bookeroff?
The one known to his friends as Vydoncha?
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Message 621 of 12488 in Discussion
From: obi 1 Sent: 9/28/2001 1:03 PM
Is Lassie back home yet or has he started to sniff out Bin Liner?
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Message 622 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 1:07 PM
She's a sniffin'
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Message 623 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 1:33 PM
hoooray!! The Littlest Hobo and Lassie have just wiped out a group of Bin Laden's men, however as fearfully expected, Pippin died for Queen and country as he was wiped out by those evil gits!!!
Hobo gave the orders, and the SAS wiped them out with one swift manouvuer!!
So the mission goes on.....
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Message 624 of 12488 in Discussion
From: murdock Sent: 9/28/2001 2:05 PM
I just love this thread, keep us posted Poseidon.
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Message 625 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 2:12 PM
Hobo is the Daddy and no mistake. He surely strikes the fear into anyone who dares go up against him. With Lassie as he right hand man, no evil doers are safe.
Pray a moments silence please as we remember Pippin.
"Woof" will never be the same again
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Message 626 of 12488 in Discussion
From: its a worry Sent: 9/28/2001 2:26 PM
I'm glad to see this thread is still going .
its the only one worth any consideration over.
do soldier dogs only fight where there are trees or lamposts?
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Message 627 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 2:26 PM
Your right....although the boy that he turned inot was a bit of a ginger freak anyway so not all bad!
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Message 628 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 2:29 PM
The Kings Own Dogs Division, affectionately nick-named "Walkies" are ready for action whenever they are needed.
Not only can they sniff out the enemy, they can bark lots and hump the enemies legs.
Lead by the ever-present Hobo, they are truely a force to be reckoned with.
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Message 629 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 2:30 PM
Surely he is leading the SAS?
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Message 630 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 2:39 PM
Yes of course. I haven't explained myself well. The Kings Own Dogs Division are part of the SAS but wanted to keep their own regimental name as its cool
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Message 631 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 2:42 PM
Fair enough....we have a hedgehog on our team too. On Littlest Hobo's highest recommendations! here he is....
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Post by cathy on Feb 4, 2009 22:03:00 GMT
Message 632 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 9/28/2001 2:51 PM I've just been given the first copy of a portrait of our hero, drawn this morning in commemoration of the successful missions demonstrated thus far. (If this doesnt work, i'll email it to those who have their address on their profile.). If this works, we should all print it off and put on our walls as a mark of respect. (Knowing u lot, this picture's already been posted! - apologies if thats the case). Hero's portrait.jpg _______________________________ Message 633 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 2:54 PM Gooner that is just beautiful. not only have I printed it off, I've also popped down the local John Lewis and got it frame. Remember this moment people - for Lassie is our hero _______________________________ Message 634 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 2:58 PM What a wonderful reminder that Lassie et al are out there saving the day as usual!! _______________________________ Message 635 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 3:01 PM to think Yawper wuold like Lassie dead? _______________________________ Message 636 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 3:02 PM I dunno....he appeared to be changing before he left....maybe we are getting through to him? _______________________________ Message 637 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 3:04 PM I hope so Perhaps we have turned Darth Yawper back to the good side of the force? _______________________________ Message 638 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 3:05 PM ;D we can but try!! _______________________________ Message 639 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 3:07 PM I think its about time we got back to the nitty gritty of this campaign. Should we send in the Andrex Puppies or not? _______________________________ Message 640 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 3:09 PM I think the troopps have suffered anough losses for one day...they need to re-cuperate! _______________________________ Message 641 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 3:12 PM They will resume though have no fear!!! Probably on Monday! _______________________________ Message 642 of 12488 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 9/28/2001 3:15 PM Good idea! There're lots of starving Chinese hostages in there! _______________________________ Message 643 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 3:16 PM You are of course very right. Any action now would just be silly. Maybe a brief discussion on the battle plans for Monday before I go down the pub and try and cop off with anything in a skirt? _______________________________ Message 644 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 3:35 PM Well i think it will be much more of the same tactics but it is always good to keep this thread at the top of the list!! Afterall it is the most popular thread at the minute!! _______________________________ Message 645 of 12488 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 9/28/2001 3:36 PM It's a dog of a thread! _______________________________ Message 646 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 3:37 PM surely the best threat ever. Long may it continue ___________________________________ |
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Post by cathy on Feb 4, 2009 22:55:30 GMT
Message 647 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 3:37 PM ;D hee hee _______________________________ Message 648 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 3:41 PM Oh it''l continue all right....as long as there is a Lassie or a Littlest Hobo fan out there!! _______________________________ Message 649 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 3:46 PM It will continue till I have no air left in my lungs. I'm falling in love with Hobo and all he stands for _______________________________ Message 650 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 9/28/2001 3:49 PM I really think we have to aim for that big 1000 hits and commemorate it to our hero. That would really mean something to her wouldnt it. And have a littlle comp, like "The person who writes the 1000th post is the truest fan" (?). Or something like that. _______________________________ Message 651 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 3:51 PM I think that would be a tad unfair cos people will hold back until they can get it and that isn't entering into the true meaning of supporting The Littlest Hobo and friends.....we are all true fans and YES we shoudl keep going til we get to 1000 and way beyond! _______________________________ Message 652 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 3:52 PM Whoever gets it then so be it....it aint a challenge!! Anyway, I got the first 1 nah nah nah na nah!! Only kidding! _______________________________ Message 653 of 12488 in Discussion From: yorks44 Sent: 9/28/2001 3:53 PM I'm afraid i'm not a true fan- just fancy poseidon when he growls!!!! And Wilky- why just a bit of skirt? _______________________________ Message 654 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 3:55 PM Yorksman....are you female? _______________________________ Message 655 of 12488 in Discussion From: yorks44 Sent: 9/28/2001 3:56 PM Like f**k m8 _______________________________ Message 656 of 12488 in Discussion From: skepticalone Sent: 9/28/2001 3:56 PM dumbass question but does anyone actually have any work to do? how can we all get away with spending hours on this board? and isn't it a great thing? _______________________________ Message 657 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 3:56 PM phew..thats all right then!! _______________________________ Message 658 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 3:58 PM Gotta get your priorities right skepticalione!! Everyone's just happen to lay here! _______________________________ Message 659 of 12488 in Discussion From: yorks44 Sent: 9/28/2001 3:59 PM skeptical alone- my argument is that i'm paid to be available- so at least this keeps me in the office and tied to the phone. Believe it or not it does actually serve an educational purpose as well!!!  Pos _______________________________ Message 660 of 12488 in Discussion From: skepticalone Sent: 9/28/2001 4:00 PM I'm not complaining, I'm just amazed at how many of us can get away with doing so little! _______________________________ Message 661 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:01 PM  ___________________________________ |
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Post by cathy on Feb 4, 2009 23:15:51 GMT
Message 662 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 9/28/2001 4:04 PM yorksman, dont copyright that last comment will you, cos i may have to use that in an official statement some time to my boss! Probably fairly soon. _______________________________ Message 663 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 9/28/2001 4:07 PM And as we are all on this subject, if we do all get sacked for this, i reckon we've got some useful people to set up a good business- marketing professionals; software developers; techies; journalists...... what could we do? It'll have to be something to do with selling merchandise dedicated to our hero wouldnt it. Any thoughts anyone? _______________________________ Message 664 of 12488 in Discussion From: *Fonz* Sent: 9/28/2001 4:08 PM Once and for all lassie IS NOT DEAD!!! _______________________________ Message 665 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:08 PM Computerised Hobo grenades? _______________________________ Message 666 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:09 PM BLOODY HELL BUBBY......HOW LATE CAN YOU BE? ?? WE KNOW LASSIE IS NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! _______________________________ Message 667 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:10 PM OMG........I just wrote the 666 post!!!! Arrrrggggghhhhh. _______________________________ Message 668 of 12488 in Discussion From: Ella Sent: 9/28/2001 4:10 PM anyone give a quick one line summary on what this page is about? I can't be arsed to read it but it looks sort o' popular. _______________________________ Message 669 of 12488 in Discussion From: skepticalone Sent: 9/28/2001 4:11 PM Gooner perhaps we should set up a web-based engineering software company with a Lassie theme? we could be called Lassie. then our motto could be: "when you need web-based engineering software - Lassie comes to the rescue" what do you reckon? _______________________________ Message 670 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:12 PM OK.....We now know that Lassie is not dead.....she is in Afghanistan with the SAS where the Littlest Hobo is mission commander!!! OK? _______________________________ Message 671 of 12488 in Discussion From: yorks44 Sent: 9/28/2001 4:12 PM We're keeping our Afghan George in at the moment in case he suffers reprisals _______________________________ Message 672 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:12 PM Your up to date Ella...OK? _______________________________ Message 673 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:13 PM Skeptical......it woudl ahve to be a Littlest Hobo based product......musch more reliable and popular! _______________________________ Message 674 of 12488 in Discussion From: skepticalone Sent: 9/28/2001 4:15 PM yeah, we'd also find it easier to scroung donuts off policemen _______________________________ Message 675 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 9/28/2001 4:15 PM Sounds a bit "Lycos" if u know what i mean? u know- that dog'll "Go get it" (sort of thing). Good basis tho. Lets keep thinking....... erm, how about a site called "Our hero advises". and it's used for people in a bad state who know they can turn to our girl for advice- based on her many experiences (?). _______________________________ Message 676 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:16 PM LITTLEST HOBO PRODUCT........DEFINITLEY THE WAY FORWARD!!!! __________________________________ |
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Post by cathy on Feb 4, 2009 23:21:27 GMT
Message 677 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Ella Sent: 9/28/2001 4:19 PM
Is Afghan George, Like the Bin Bush idea? I need to understand these characters. And is Timmy helping the SBS?
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Message 678 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:21 PM
Timmy? You mean from Famous Five??? I'm sorry to have to tell you this but....well.....they got to him already!!! He was a good soldier but there were just too many of them! Sorry!
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Message 679 of 12488 in Discussion
From: yorks44 Sent: 9/28/2001 4:22 PM
No george is only 3 1/2 yrs old- HE IS INNOCENT- but very fat and dangerous
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Message 680 of 12488 in Discussion
From: yorks44 Sent: 9/28/2001 4:23 PM
oh- and a dog by the way
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Message 681 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Ella Sent: 9/28/2001 4:24 PM
What/who is George then? I love the Famous Five Poseidon
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Message 682 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:24 PM
Poor timmy!!
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Message 683 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Ella Sent: 9/28/2001 4:25 PM
oooooppppss two corrections-I didn't see the extra bit about George-cheers and the other thing: I USED to like the Famous Five.
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Message 684 of 12488 in Discussion
From: yorks44 Sent: 9/28/2001 4:25 PM
the famous 5 position? new one on me
GEORGE IS MY DOG (His kennel name is Sole Survivor because he was the only one of the litter to survive. I hope that's not portentious.
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Message 685 of 12488 in Discussion
From: yorks44 Sent: 9/28/2001 4:26 PM
700 by 5 o'clock?
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Message 686 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Gooner! Sent: 9/28/2001 4:27 PM
Ella, there's no turning back now babe!- YOU ADMITTED YOU LOVE THE FAMOUS FIVE! Dear oh dear. You have my sympathies.
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Message 687 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Henry Sent: 9/28/2001 4:27 PM
sadad
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Message 688 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Henry Sent: 9/28/2001 4:27 PM
adsas
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Message 689 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Henry Sent: 9/28/2001 4:28 PM
Whos going to get 700
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Message 690 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Gooner! Sent: 9/28/2001 4:30 PM
Thats a shy target. What the heck tho. its a nice round number. Just remember tho every one: WE CANT REACH 1000 B4 MONDAY!!! We have to experience it together and i've only got internet at work! Please evryone make sure this works out for me! I'd be gutted if i miss the big one thou.
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Message 691 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:30 PM
eh? oh i get ya 700th post!!
Dont just right any old sh*t to get there.......it'll happen naturally!
Dont just fill this with "sadsf" and similar sh*t!
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Post by cathy on Feb 4, 2009 23:29:33 GMT
Message 692 of 12488 in Discussion From: Henry Sent: 9/28/2001 4:30 PM 790 _______________________________ Message 693 of 12488 in Discussion From: Henry Sent: 9/28/2001 4:30 PM 791 _______________________________ Message 694 of 12488 in Discussion From: Henry Sent: 9/28/2001 4:31 PM 794 _______________________________ Message 695 of 12488 in Discussion From: Henry Sent: 9/28/2001 4:31 PM 796 _______________________________ Message 696 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:31 PM i wont be on at the weekend either.....I'll be busy watching operations with the HOBO!! _______________________________ Message 697 of 12488 in Discussion From: Henry Sent: 9/28/2001 4:31 PM 796 _______________________________ Message 698 of 12488 in Discussion From: Henry Sent: 9/28/2001 4:31 PM 798 _______________________________ Message 699 of 12488 in Discussion From: Henry Sent: 9/28/2001 4:32 PM 700 _______________________________ Message 700 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:32 PM <cough>thingy<cough> _______________________________ Message 701 of 12488 in Discussion From: Henry Sent: 9/28/2001 4:32 PM yep its mine _______________________________ Message 702 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:33 PM Up your Henry you missed it so bugger off if all your gonna do is count (badly) _______________________________ Message 703 of 12488 in Discussion From: Henry Sent: 9/28/2001 4:33 PM posiedon - you git _______________________________ Message 704 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:33 PM LOL.....Gutted! After all that twatting around you missed it! Now please sod off or add worthy messages! _______________________________ Message 705 of 12488 in Discussion Sent: 9/28/2001 4:34 PM This message has been deleted by the manager or assistant manager. _______________________________ Message 706 of 12488 in Discussion From: Yawper Sent: 9/28/2001 4:36 PM www.petcem.com/mnt-war.htm www.geocities.com/Heartland/Estates/4907/service.htm <Sorry Yawper, none of your pictures have lasted the test of time.>  ______________________________________ |
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Post by cathy on Feb 4, 2009 23:35:23 GMT
Message 707 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:37 PM
Lassies Colleagues!!
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Message 708 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Henry Sent: 9/28/2001 4:38 PM
how about suing MGM for emotional crulity for 5 millon and then retiring on the proceeds
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Message 709 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:39 PM
No one has been emotionally damaged!!! Lassie and the Littlest Hobo are loving serving Queen and country!
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Message 710 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 4:45 PM
I see things have moved on since I left my PC for an oh-so-important meeting.
Still, I'm back.
Firstly, Timmy was a brave soldier who sacrificed himself so that his platoon could escape. Infact, he has been put forward for posthumous VC which would be nice.
Lest we forget Pippin who also has perished.
However, this has made Hobo more determined to kick ass.
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Message 711 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 4:47 PM
Oh and just for the record, I'd like to tip the nod towards no posts being put on this thread over the weekend.
Hopefully I'll be skipping hand in hand with a new Mrs so I won't have time (perhaps that should read trying to chat up a barmaid before being barred for being rude).
1000 on Monday.
Long Live Hobo
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Message 712 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Gooner! Sent: 9/28/2001 4:50 PM
See thats the attitude we're looking 4 wilky. No posts til Monday u lot, or thats just plain out of fuckin order.
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Message 713 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 4:52 PM
I hereby pledge not to add a post after work tonight, nor Saturday or Sunday.
Its only fair, and legally binding.
Anyone who adds surely is planning to bring down the Hobo Ring from within
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Message 714 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Esmerelda Sent: 9/28/2001 4:54 PM
Psssst I'm E. I'm in great danger. Help me out-send Lassie. I miss Timmy. Who killed him?
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Message 715 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:54 PM
I wont be adding any but i dont see there any harm in the odd 2 or 3 posts being added (gives us somthing to read) but just dont go silly thats all.....!
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Message 716 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 4:56 PM
Like your thinking - lets not go overboard thoughand find the glorious 1000 has been reached whilst we have been away.
Oh bugger - I've got a meeting at 10 on Monday - lets hope we get before I have to go and fall asleep in the boardroom for an hour
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Message 717 of 12488 in Discussion
From: yorks44 Sent: 9/28/2001 4:56 PM
But who will I have to talk to iverthe weekend if you shut lassie down?
I'm a sad yorksahire bastard by the way-
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Message 718 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 4:57 PM
we are a good 280 odd off yet so we are safe at the mo!!
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Message 719 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 9/28/2001 4:59 PM
Fairly safe Poseidon
Yorksman - I have internet access at home so if you start another thread I'll happily be your friend
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Message 720 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 5:07 PM
well if its abou hobo and lassie you can continue to use it otherwise use another one.
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Message 721 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Gooner! Sent: 9/28/2001 5:08 PM
Have already done it !!!!!!!!!!!! Go Now!!!
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Post by cathy on Feb 4, 2009 23:40:50 GMT
Message 722 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 5:11 PM Have a good weekend everyone and be safe in the knowledge that Lassie and Hobo are doing us proud!! Cheerio. Poseidon (quite difficult to spell!) _______________________________ Message 723 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 9/28/2001 5:24 PM Byeeeeeeeeeee til monday. _______________________________ Message 724 of 12488 in Discussion From: Monsters Sent: 9/28/2001 5:35 PM OH NO!!!! _______________________________ Message 725 of 12488 in Discussion From: yorks44 Sent: 9/28/2001 5:36 PM ok- wilky- i'll look out for you _______________________________ (1 recommendation so far) Message 726 of 12488 in Discussion From: yorks44 Sent: 9/29/2001 1:32 PM time to revive- my dogs are getting withdrawal symptoms and want to send theirbest wishes to Lassie and Hobo- Hopefully they're not the "special forces" that the Taliban has captured. _______________________________ Message 727 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 9:25 AM I wasn't aware that the Taliban had captured any special forces!!! I do happen to know that it isn't the Littlest Hobo's and Lassie's team, so we are still in good hands! _______________________________ Message 728 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 10/1/2001 9:28 AM Lassie and Hobo are far too cunning to get captured. Nuff said. Interestingly enough, as I thumbed my way through FHM yester-night there is some interesting facts about Lassie in there. _______________________________ Message 729 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 9:30 AM Cool....will have a look myself!! _______________________________ Message 730 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 10/1/2001 9:42 AM There's nothing there that we didn't know already - being the Lassiettes that we are, but I thought to myself, mmmmm I bet Poseidon and the crew would be interest in that. I must confess though that I'm shocked that the media were allowed to run the figures - afterall, surely with Lassie away on Special Ops I'd have assumed that a media ban would have been imposed to protect the identity etc. What next? A serialisation in the Sun lifting the lid on Hobo's sexual private life? We need to protect our doggie do-gooders, not write about them in the press. _______________________________ (2 recommendations so far) Message 731 of 12488 in Discussion From: BettyBabe Sent: 10/1/2001 9:44 AM Did Ella ever get help do you know?? (I've just read a cry for help that she put on your thread.) I was reading the other thread when she got kicked out-it was pretty funny. Anyway, whats been happening here? _______________________________ Message 732 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 9:50 AM Just read it.....nothing incriminating about Lassie there....nothing that could jeapodise the mission at all which is good!! Just how much money she made! Their cover remains intact! Phew! As for Ella, I think she came back as a different but similar name! _______________________________ Message 733 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 10/1/2001 9:51 AM Bettybabe You join us here at a very tense moment on the Lassie is dead thread. What started out as rumour that Lassie was no more, it has come to light that Lassie and the Littlest Hobo are infact involved in Special Operations behind the lines in Afghanistan _______________________________ (1 recommendation so far) Message 734 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 9:54 AM They have already gone under so much and I get the feeling, things are just warming up! _______________________________ (1 recommendation so far) Message 735 of 12488 in Discussion From: BettyBabe Sent: 10/1/2001 9:56 AM And you're sure they aren't the one allegedly captured by the Afghans at the weekend? ?? Have you heard any news from them?? _______________________________ (1 recommendation so far) Message 736 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 9:58 AM Have no fear....its not them....although it wasa close run thing! __________________________________ |
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Post by cathy on Feb 4, 2009 23:47:18 GMT
Message 737 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 10/1/2001 10:00 AM
Lassie and Hobo are far to smart to be coaxed out with doggie treats and as many walkies as they want.
Believe me when I say Lassie and Hobo are still behind the lines performing derring-do, with great swashbuckling adventure thrown in to boot.
I just got an urgent telegram from them asking for more ammo so everything is fine
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Message 738 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 10:04 AM
Yep....everything is stable at present!
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Message 739 of 12488 in Discussion
Sent: 10/1/2001 10:22 AM
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Message 740 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 10/1/2001 10:29 AM
I can't wait till we hit the glorious 1000.
What better way to honour our heroes? I ask you
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Message 741 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 10:31 AM
we are a long way off yet! But we'll get there all in good time.....if only we ahd more people willing to add valid comments!
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Message 742 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Solarblaze_nova Sent: 10/1/2001 10:34 AM
Poor, lassie.
Just when will that annoying cat poppy from playdays die?
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Message 743 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 10/1/2001 10:34 AM
Exactly.
What has happened to our posse?
Where is Mels - I wonder if her drinking spree on company money has meant that she has lost interested in the plight of L&H?
And our friend from Yorkshire? Has he too decreed that Hobo's plight is no longer worthy?
Such brave talk on Friday afternoon aswell.
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Message 744 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 10:38 AM
Indeed......what is happening??? Has everyone abandoned them?
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Message 745 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 10/1/2001 10:41 AM
It looks that way mate
It would appear it is down to me and you to keep up the public knowledge of Lassie and Hobo
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Message 746 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 10:45 AM
COME ON PEOPLE!!!! As strong supporters of Lassie and the Littlest Hobbo, even we cannot do this all on our own!!!
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Message 747 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 10/1/2001 10:52 AM
This is gonna be hard
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(1 recommendation so far) Message 748 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 10:53 AM
indeed it is <sigh> and to think this was once popular!
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Message 749 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Thoades Sent: 10/1/2001 10:55 AM
I have been unable to contribute for the last 3 days being as I have been attempting to hack in to NASA and capture a spy sattelite so that we can track lassie more closely. I had no luck on this score being as NASA is particularily secure. I did however manage to breach the ECHELON network and obtained a breif streamed video which showed Lassie being allive and well chasing after a un food drop, she has obviously run out of doggie drops. The connection only lasted a few seconds before ECEHLON administrators noticed me and booted me from the system. My conclusion from three days continuous on line time is that:
1 - The United Nations MUST start dropping doggie drops on Afghanistan now!
2 - That ECHELON Administrators devote 10% cpu time to Lassie Tracking
3 - That the European Space Agency are canvassed for support my thread members asking that a new sattelite be positioned in geo-stationanary orbit over Afghanistan for the purposes of tracking Lassie
4 - I need a shower and shave and will some one please get me a coffee??
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Message 750 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 10/1/2001 10:55 AM
we could make it popular once more by maybe offering people a chance to visit seminars held by Hobo once this damn dirty business is all over?
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Message 751 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 10/1/2001 10:58 AM
Thoades
You are a truely great person and your dedication to the just cause is worthy.
Can you tell me if Lassie looked OK or was her/his hair all matted?
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Post by cathy on Feb 4, 2009 23:57:25 GMT
Message 752 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Thoades Sent: 10/1/2001 11:00 AM
Wilky,
Lassie looked ok, her hair was matted and she had lost her collar. This is an important point being as the collar contained a GPS Transmitter allowing her to be tracked while on the ground. Other than that she was running full tilt after what appeared to be a large transport plain which was dropping food parcles. I only hope that some one remembered to put doggie drops in there.
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Message 753 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 10/1/2001 11:02 AM
Poseidon
Sorry I'm late - dentist appointment - ARGHH
Have gone back to Friday's thread & read all the latest - What would the world do without Lassie & Hobo?
Sad we lost Pippin - maybe a joint memorial for Pippin & JR would be appropriate. Something tasteful like a big bone between two paws maybe.
Will they be using Hobo et al in a mission to retrieve the data from the crashed spyplane?? With her studio experience, Lassie'd be a cert for the job of retrieving film/footage.
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Message 754 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 10/1/2001 11:12 AM
Hopefully along with the doggie drops the powers that be will have the foresight to issue Lassie with another transmitter.
We can but pray that Hobo and Lassie find the film footage - however, without Lassie's GPS system we are all in the dark.
I'd hope Hobo find the footage so he can put a catchy theme tune to it to lighten up the mood at the Pentagon
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Message 755 of 12488 in Discussion
From: BettyBabe Sent: 10/1/2001 11:21 AM
Have you checked there aren't any Afghan mongrels following Lassie? And another thing, when Lassie returns and the missions complete: could you possibly get L. to bring me a Kilo of 'junk'. Appazza-Af's got quite a supply and I'm dying for my next fix
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Message 756 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 11:29 AM
Good to have you all back guys!!! I am busy today.....(trying to work out how to get my softwatre to get a fix on Hobo....half way there!)
Will be here everynow and again though!!! Don't worry about Hobo and Lassie, ahve had audio comms and everything is fine.......am adapting my Trafficmaster software to track them via GPS so should have a break through on that soon!!
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Message 757 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 10/1/2001 11:34 AM
Keep us posted on how you get on Poseidon.
To add to this Dunkirk Spirit that we have all found - I'm gonna write a quick short story to be published in Woman's Own, entitled Hobo and Lassie - Behind The Lines.
Basically its a non-fiction based piece detailing what exactly our intrepid hero's are up to, very much in the same vein as Andy McNabb's Bravo Two Zero.
Hopefully I won't be barred from visiting Hereford though, as Hobo has given me permission to write the copy. Cool.
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Message 758 of 12488 in Discussion
From: BettyBabe Sent: 10/1/2001 11:57 AM
Come on people-this discussi0on can't go dry now-we ain't that far from 1000 replies!!!! Wakey Wakey. Or do we need to introduce more Characters?? I think there's been a cover up and actually the gang from Homeward Bound are in there too somewhere
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Message 759 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 10/1/2001 12:07 PM
I agree
It appears that we are all feeling the effects of our various weekends and as a result have lost sight of the issues that having Hobo and Lassie behind the lines incurs.
Lets shake ourself up a touch shall we?
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Message 760 of 12488 in Discussion
From: murdock Sent: 10/1/2001 12:21 PM
I just heard that the beagle pup from 'cats and dogs' was being parachuted in behind the lines to assist Hobo and Lassie. (Can anyone remember his name? ) He would be an enormous help as he has the backing of all dogs everywhere, even the afghan hounds would probably help if we could get someone to infiltrate and start a doggy rebellion.
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Message 761 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 12:31 PM
I guess any support is useful (as long as they aint cartoon characters!) but we dont want to send to many extra men (dogs) out or we'll lose track of the plot and it will be difficult to monitor!! Lassie and Hobo have a good team with them at the moment and have not requested reinforcements......remember theya re the SAS.....its about surprise, stealth and skill......there are not that many who have the relevant skills and also too many recruits would blow their cover!! SAS works in small efficient teams to keep a low profile.
They are doing fine people, so have no fear......this tracker software is coming along nicely!!
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Message 762 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Thoades Sent: 10/1/2001 12:43 PM
Poisendon,
Do you need any help with the tracker software? I have some of the original COBOL routines that traffic master was originally based on in the 70's. Unfortunately the project was cancled due to the limitations of the operating system at the time. I believe however that being as Afghanistan has a very poor (ie none) IT Infrastructure then COBOL would probably be the best choice of development environment for a project such as this. Having thought about it this was probably the reason why my attempts to re-route a NASA sattelite over afghanistan failed. I will try again after I have had a cup of tea.
I've started the headers section for the new app, perhaps you would like to add your traffic master code then I'll try uploading it later, it may just do the trick......
IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. LASSIE-TRACKER.
AUTHOR. HOBBO SUPPORT.
INSTALLATION. VAX_VMS_COBOL_84.
DATE-WRITTEN. 01-10-01.
DATE-COMPILED. 01-10-01.
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Message 763 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 12:59 PM
Well I may have to ask you to amend some coding as I have been knackering myself out on thsi particular code......unfortunately I have been using VB and C++ as these atre particularly useful with tracking information!
I am very nearly finished so help may be a hinderance at the moment after near completion...
I will alert you lot when it is finished though.
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Message 764 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo Sent: 10/1/2001 1:26 PM
Just got word - Hartley Hare has volunteered to go in and join our boys
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Message 765 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 1:26 PM
Hartley Hare?
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Message 766 of 12488 in Discussion
From: ChrisF1 Sent: 10/1/2001 1:28 PM
Is Octavia going as well?
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Post by cathy on Feb 5, 2009 0:05:16 GMT
Message 767 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Thoades Sent: 10/1/2001 1:32 PM
po Posendon, could I ask u write it as an ocx then my cobol code will interface with it directly? Personally I think COBOL is far the better choice here, just in case the code falls in to enemy hands..... If u go giving bin bags bills finest compilers (joke) then he'll be as up to date on technilogy as we r and may be able to use it against us! At least if we use COBOL it will take him a couple of years to realise its obsolite :-)
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Message 768 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 10/1/2001 1:36 PM
I thought Hartley Hare was a puppet?
Not sure how far I'd trust anyone who's talking to me whilst they've got a blokes hand stuck up their jacksee?
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Message 769 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 1:41 PM
And hartley Hare isn't real.....how could a puppet cope!!!! Thats as bad as cartoon characters.....If I was an onlooker on thsi thread I wouldn't be able to take it seriously.....puppets and cartoon characters aren't real!
Have no fear Thoades, i have encrypted this tracking software so only I know how to decipher and change it!! I haven't even told Hobo in case he gets captured and tortured.....it'll be fine once complete!!
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Message 770 of 12488 in Discussion
Sent: 10/1/2001 1:42 PM
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Message 771 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 1:43 PM
Goos show OSK...thansk for popping by
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Message 772 of 12488 in Discussion
Sent: 10/1/2001 1:47 PM
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Message 773 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 1:48 PM
awwww shame
Whats wrong with us reaching 1000? You know we will anyway!
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Message 774 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Bluebeard Sent: 10/1/2001 1:51 PM
At last.
A thread without mention of the USA.
sh*t. Wasn't Lassie American?
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Message 775 of 12488 in Discussion
From: ChrisF1 Sent: 10/1/2001 1:51 PM
Will you heck, I've added a virus that will destroy this thread when it reaches 999.
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Message 776 of 12488 in Discussion
Sent: 10/1/2001 1:53 PM
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Message 777 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 10/1/2001 1:57 PM
we want a 1000 - nuff said
I've just received word that Lassie has taken a shot. Its not serious, an uncomfirmed source has stated, more of a graze, but if that's isn't enough to get people interested I don't know what is.
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Message 778 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 2:03 PM
Wilky
Nothing to worry about she'll lick it better!!
ChrisF1
As for a virus destroying thios at 999....bollocks - I have defenses against this sort of thing!
Bluebeard
Yeh Lassie was born in UK (as was the Littlest Hobo) but they worked in USA for the money....now they are both back serving Queen and country!
OSK
Me buy a drink....not a chance, I am a tight fisted git! You will just have the sentimental warm feeling of keeping such a fantastic thread going.....that will be reward enough.....(OK we can all have sh*t loads of beer then, but i aint paying!)
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Message 779 of 12488 in Discussion
From: mels Sent: 10/1/2001 2:04 PM
only 221 to go!!
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Message 780 of 12488 in Discussion
From: ChrisF1 Sent: 10/1/2001 2:06 PM
I suppose your defence is called Hammy The Hamster?
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Message 781 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 10/1/2001 2:06 PM
Er....funnily enough.....NO!
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