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Post by cathy on Mar 28, 2009 23:53:45 GMT
Message 6197 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 2:13 PM
I think this means Wilky's gonna wee in a bush somewhere, tell all of us he loves us, try & pull us all, eat 2 kebabs, puke in the kitchen sink & fall asleep on the toilet !
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Message 6198 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 2:16 PM
Sounds like a plan .... thats what i'll do tonight !!
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Message 6199 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/8/2001 2:22 PM
I love you Visshhhhter, I do
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Message 6200 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 2:22 PM
Yay ! I'll come with you Pos ...
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Message 6201 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Gooner! Sent: 11/8/2001 2:24 PM
Hi hun.
Well as far as everyone i know is concerned, i was renewing my membership last night as it happens (quite a coinsidence u asked i think !).
But being the person i am, got a phone call from an old mate and went on the piss instead - but, ssshhhh ! This is a female friend and dont want anyone to know !
Afterwards i went round my mates for a smoke, and now am regretting the whole of yesterday ! what am i like !
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Message 6202 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Gooner! Sent: 11/8/2001 2:27 PM
I could have got 6200 then if i tried. Never mind tho. Its the BIG numbers that are designed for me, like 6000 !
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Message 6203 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 2:29 PM
WILKY ... WILKY !! Wake up !! Thats not the toilet your weeing in !!!
<wet monitor never to work again>
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Message 6204 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/8/2001 2:33 PM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<wilky has passed out underneath desk>
Actually I'm feeling wide awake now. So, hands up who fancies me?
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Message 6205 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 2:34 PM
Gooner - sounds like a better plan - I went last night to do a cv workout after a serious weights session on Tuesday and darned near strained myself. Used to be megga fit but got into smug married land and have let it slip - getting fitness back is harder than accepting a chance of a night out on the lash. Im not a boring fitness freak, just have to work out heaps to support a healthy red wine and fags diet, otherwise I will be dead and/or obese by the time Im 40 !
Oh Wilky well done indeed, what a fab week it is proving to be for some of us lucky peeps.
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Message 6206 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 2:36 PM
Of course I fancy you darling ... <fixed smile>
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Message 6207 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 2:36 PM
Wilky - she does
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Message 6208 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 2:37 PM
and so do all of us !
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Message 6209 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/8/2001 2:39 PM
You are all lying.
<opens packet of extra large movie pack doritos>
I'm gonna get sooo fat that my buttocks will cross an international time zone.
And I'm ugly
<stuffs face>
And I've got no hope of ever getting a girlfriend
<pours food into trough and starts tucking in>
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Message 6210 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Gooner! Sent: 11/8/2001 2:42 PM
I swear we lead the same lives Jaygo ! Other than this, i also feel i used to enjoy being fit, but now i just have to in order to compromise my smoking. And a glass of red wine in the evening with the other half (Not since last month tho ) was always nice.
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Message 6211 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 2:43 PM
me too Gooner ..... me too !
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Post by cathy on Mar 29, 2009 20:28:05 GMT
Message 6212 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 2:44 PM
Wilky, don't worry, you are a successful creative writer now. Throw yourself into your career, be married to the job and they'll come flocking.
Put those Doritos down - you'll have a coronary
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Message 6213 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 2:47 PM
tell me about it Gooner ! On Tuesday, scrabbled about in my handbag to get my membership card and fags and lighter fell out all over the gym floor. Stony silence and hard stare from receptionist - red face from me ! Anyway I always have a fag on the way there and the way home, good squirt of perfume and an Airwaves extra and off to my workout I go !
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Message 6214 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 2:48 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ..... Dorito's !!!
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Message 6215 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 2:53 PM
Wilky, can I have a Dorito please sweetie? .. I've got the mid-afternoon munchies ... maybe I need a fag?
<ponders>
Gym?? .. my membership cards gone mouldy !
LOL
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Message 6216 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/8/2001 3:01 PM
I've sort of finished them and I'm on my third fry-upI'm goona be so fat, no one would ever fancy me !!!!
Hang on, no-one does anyway and I'm slim - might as well save my heart
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Message 6217 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 3:02 PM
A few diet and fitness tips.
1. Always eat and drink and smoke while wearing sports clothing. No calories/cancer agents. 2. Always pay subscription to gym, even if you don't go. Regular payment constitutes exercise by proxy. 3. Talk about going to the gym a lot, and that you work out five times a week, even if this is only five times a year. You will eventually believe that you do it. 4. Never eat a bar of chocolate, just keep getting the 'odd square' from friend/partner. No matter how many squares you eat, so long as they are passed to you in individual squares you have not consumed any calories (they leak out of the broken up chunks) 5. Subscribe to a diet club but never go. Instead cook liberal amounts of oven chips and eat with fingers. Again this does not constitute having actually eaten the chips, you have merely picked at a couple (of dozen). 6. Eat most of your (and partner's) meal in kitchen while making loud dishing up noises. Give partner moderate portion while you have minute portion less than a sparrow's peck in size. All calories consumed behind serving hatch are free (make sure doors shut).
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Message 6218 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 3:16 PM
Wilky I'll fancy you if you save me a dorito ! <I'm not shallow>
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Message 6219 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 3:16 PM
Jaygo ...... very funny .... but i also well believe it !!!
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Message 6220 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 3:17 PM
Yeh Wilky I'll fanc ..... er .....Just give me a sodding Dorito !!
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Message 6221 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 3:18 PM
<only joking mate>
I'm fulll up after my large lunch anyway !!
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Message 6222 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Gooner! Sent: 11/8/2001 3:19 PM
Oye ! Li'l doll has a thread of goodbye, cos she's going. I've put a mention in and farewell from us lot, but u may want to add something more personal.
By the way SPARKLE WAS HERE AND I MISSED HER !!!!
Now i know how wilks felt when he missed the 6000th post.- Gutted. Depressed. Like life aint worth living ...
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Message 6223 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 3:20 PM
Pos, dont tell me you're trollied aswell as Wilky !
I'm surrounded by drunks ! <feeling left sober & left out>
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Message 6224 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 3:20 PM
Pos - it is absolutely the docrtine by which I set my entire life. It is the key to a healthy mind, body and spirit. My body is a temple (a temple that serves alcohol, has a permanent fag on the go and lies about all food consumed)
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Message 6225 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 3:24 PM
Vixter i aint drunk !!!! I've been a good boy today !! (beside I'm driving ! ) I said LARGE not LAGER lunch !!!
I'm stone cold sober .... more's the pity !
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Message 6226 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 3:24 PM
I like your style Jaygo !!! Must be hard keeping to such a strict regime !!
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Post by cathy on Mar 29, 2009 20:54:25 GMT
Message 6227 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Tíssue Sent: 11/8/2001 3:26 PM
Clams
That's my contribution for today
and of course
6227
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Message 6228 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 3:28 PM
er well done on that magnifficent 6227 !!! Couldn't have got to 6228 without it !!
Thanks for the clams too ! I think.
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Message 6229 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/8/2001 3:33 PM
Clams (heeeee hahahahahahah)
I love that
That's almost as good as new shoes
And whilst we are on the subject - is Gooner the resident porn star? How comes he's the one who tells us the where abouts of all the girls?
Some pretty searching questions need to be answered - starting with "what's the aftersahve Gooner?"
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Message 6230 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 3:35 PM
We still have yet to see our photo of Gooner. <in New Shoes voice> Photo of Gooner !!!!!!
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Message 6231 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 3:35 PM
Allo Peeps
Pos - halloooooooo to u and is Hobo OK??
Wilky - Hi fabby exv. hubby
Gooner - read all posts from yesterday/today and can state quite categorically that I have no really useful advice to give regarding relationships (I married my first boyfriend )
Jaygo - WELL DONE YOU TOTAL btw saw your post ref my nieces and being a fick flid don't get watcha mean <gormy look>
Hi Vixter - hope you enjoyed the doritos !
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Message 6232 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 3:37 PM
Pos, just had a funny Aussie email thro' ! Too rude to post though unfortunately ...
Shame, wouldve been good for you to stick it to Banjo with (in the non-biblical sense of course !)
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Message 6233 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/8/2001 3:38 PM
OoM
I didn't share my doritos because nobody fancies me - apart from Pos but I think that's only common sense.
You ok my darling? How are the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
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Message 6234 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 3:39 PM
I see our Tissue just flitted through again ... <sigh> he's like a ship in the night ! LOL
Hi OoM !
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Message 6235 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 3:40 PM
Hi OoM
On the home page of People & Chat this morning in the right hand column there is a thing called 'latest pictures' and your nieces were there - I just saw them in the corner of my eye while trying to log on for the millionth time (GRRR) this morning and thought - oy I recognise those young ladies.
Maybe its not there any more, I will go and have a look
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Message 6236 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 3:45 PM
Hi OoM
How are you?
All I know is that it is serious but shouldn't be fatal !! But we'll just have to wait and see !
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Message 6237 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 3:49 PM
Hello Wilky - how are you today my precious
Totally unrelated to anything else on this thread today, I was having a convo earlier about things that tick me off. I think one of the most irritating things at the mo is those naff radio commercials - you know the ones, the last 5 seconds is somebody speaking as fast and indistinctly as they possibly can. Immediately I hear that I think "con job" and it really peeves me. (pet hate ) !!!!!
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Message 6238 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 3:51 PM
Hi Pos - really glad to hear that our hero isn't about to pop his paws !!
I'm fab actually - as I said before (not recently) I LOVE MY LIFE !!!!
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Message 6239 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 3:51 PM
OoM - cant find it now, ended up doing a survey - god Im such a sucker !
Oooh now then pet hates, nice one ! Scottish pundits on football tv coverage - every side has one. No offence at all to Scottish people but it just seems to niggle me that no footie programme can be without one.
Why is that?
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Message 6240 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 3:52 PM
I have a question ...
Why, pray tell, has the board extended itself to about 3 foot .. and not in a good way either?!
Its far too much effort having to scroll across ... <huff>
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Message 6241 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/8/2001 3:53 PM
I'll field this one Vixter - I put too many characters in my highly amusing new shoes, and as a result its all gone Pete Tong.
Sorry - fancy a dorito?
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Post by cathy on Mar 30, 2009 21:20:57 GMT
Message 6242 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 3:53 PM
Cos wilky did that New Shoes thing <stern look at Wilky>
It'll correct itself after a few more post have been added and that post goes off the top of the screen !!
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Message 6243 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 3:54 PM
Here's what we do ...
There's a place ..........
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Message 6244 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 3:56 PM
Vixter
I think that's because my exv. hubby Wilky has an absolutely HUGE
pair of
neeewww shoeeeessss
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Message 6245 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 3:57 PM
Keeps on calling meeeee
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Message 6246 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/8/2001 3:57 PM
My mum's just had an operation today btw
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Message 6247 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Tíssue Sent: 11/8/2001 3:58 PM
Hi, I'm back
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Message 6248 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Tíssue Sent: 11/8/2001 3:59 PM
Do you want to see where I had mine??
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Message 6249 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 3:59 PM
What for Wilky?
Down the road thats where I'll always be .....
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Message 6250 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 3:59 PM
Oh Wilky my sweet - is she OK?
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Message 6251 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 4:00 PM
Every time I stop, I make a new frieeeend .....
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Message 6252 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Tíssue Sent: 11/8/2001 4:02 PM
There's a voice that keeps on calling me. Down the road, that's where I'll always be. Every stop I make, I make a new friend. Can't stay for long, just turn around, and I'm gone again. Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep movin' on. So if you want to join me for a while, Just grab your hat, we'll travel light. That's hobo style. Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep movin' on.
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Message 6253 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/8/2001 4:03 PM
She's on the ward now
All in all this has been a real sh*t last couple of months
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Message 6254 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 4:03 PM
Hey Tissue - you've got a nice voice - perhaps you can sing at the LASHers benefit night -
Pos, what do you think?
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Message 6255 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 4:03 PM
Wilky - Yes, Dorito please ... <spoilt brat mode>
Is your mom ok honey?
Tissue - I'll see yours sweetpea ! is this another flying visit? you just use us & cast us aside! <drama queen>
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Message 6256 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Tíssue Sent: 11/8/2001 4:04 PM
you can't see where I had mine, I've just realised, they closed the hospital. Oh well .............
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Post by cathy on Mar 30, 2009 22:06:08 GMT
Message 6257 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 4:05 PM
Wilky, here's a hug baby ...
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Message 6258 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Gooner! Sent: 11/8/2001 4:05 PM
hi guys, i'm back. As part of my training i had to put together a report on "The network set up within the company". Cos i'm me, i forgot, so i went thru my Hewlett Packard network bible and rang a few contacts, nudge- nudge, wink- wink ! - And also cos i am me, i manged to do the whole report in 5 minutes. How good am i !
In answer to wilks, unfortunatley i'm not the babe magnet i used to be since my hair started going a bit thin on top ! I wear JPG by the way - it works wonders lads !
Have u lot not got that picture yet !!! That girls mum is a windows tutor, so i thought after the problems he had she would have got it sorted by now ! you will get it tho everyone i promise. I'll be seeing her b4 friday nite probably. Its out of my hands now tho cos i gave her the pic's i had taken last week which are the only desent ones i have, and no one at work gas bothered to fix that darn scanner yet ! deary me.
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Message 6259 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 4:05 PM
Wilky - there is nothing more frustrating than having somebody you care about in hospital - you want sooooo much to help and there is sod all you can do. I'm thinking of you mate.
<hugs Wilky and gives him chocolates to take in to his mum>
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Message 6260 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 4:08 PM
What is wrong with her Wilky? or would you rather not say? (i'd understand if you didn't !)
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Message 6261 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/8/2001 4:11 PM
I would love to tell you but I can't spell it
She's ok though
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Message 6262 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Gooner! Sent: 11/8/2001 4:18 PM
I still wish sparkle and mels were here.
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Message 6263 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 4:21 PM
<hears Gooner whilst standing outside door>
<droops head and walks slowly away up the corridor scuffing feet>
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Message 6264 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 4:29 PM
I know OoM !! As beautiful women on this board, we're totally unappreciated ! <teddy tantrum>
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Message 6265 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 4:32 PM
You're sooooo right vixter - <kicks footrest and whacks keyboard in hurt sort of way oj oipmhk ofd; >
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Message 6266 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Tíssue Sent: 11/8/2001 4:33 PM
awwww vixter
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Message 6267 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 4:35 PM
Right that's it - even tissue ignored me - I'm going to get myself a cuppa - secretary having sodded off at 3.00 Pahhh
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Message 6268 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 4:36 PM
My Tissue has come to save the day ! ... <girlie giggle>
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Message 6269 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/8/2001 4:36 PM
Gooners love life reads like the SAinsburys cheese counter. You have to collect a ticket and wait your turn.
Get in the queue OoM
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Message 6270 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Tíssue Sent: 11/8/2001 4:36 PM
close your eyes vixter
OoM
Here quick
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Message 6271 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/8/2001 4:45 PM
Is this the next Don Juan on this board I ask myself <strokes now goatee-less chin>
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Post by cathy on Mar 30, 2009 22:23:59 GMT
Message 6272 of 12488 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 4:47 PMWhat? What happened? <opens eyes & looks around innocently> _____________________________ Message 6273 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 4:48 PMMore Lovey-dovey stuff? _____________________________ Message 6274 of 12488 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 4:51 PMPos, blame Gooner ... his comments cut OoM & me to the quick !!! <drama queen> _____________________________ Message 6275 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 4:53 PMMade you all one while I was at it ..... ! Now .... where was I - Oh yeah SULKING !!!!! (wot a weird emoti) Thanks Tissue - luv u 2 Wilky - I don't want to be part of Gooners luv life - just a valued female - you know I only have eyes for you even if we are v. divorced - no-one will EVER mean as much to me as you <burns fingers on torch she's carrying> _____________________________ Message 6276 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/8/2001 4:53 PMPos Basically we have a pretender to our crown. tissue has been liberally giving out kisses, and OoM and indeed Vix have been swooning like my mum when Patrick "Dirty Dancing" Swayze is on the tele. _____________________________ Message 6277 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/8/2001 4:55 PMOh OoM I'll never vlove anyone like you again. You are very special However, can you imagine seeing me without my Goatee? Shall I send you a photo? _____________________________ Message 6278 of 12488 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 4:56 PMHey, its healthy to swoon darling ! Patrick Swayze? Eeeooow ! Now if it was Magnum .... <dribble dribble> _____________________________ Message 6279 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 4:56 PMWilky you sex bomb - send me your piccie NOW - I really MUST have it before I go home _____________________________ Message 6280 of 12488 in Discussion From: Tíssue Sent: 11/8/2001 4:57 PMMe pretender !! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I don't pretend !! Now where is my throne _____________________________ Message 6281 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 4:57 PMlets all see it Wilky !! (The photo, people, the photo <shocked look at dirty grins on everyone's faces>) _____________________________ Message 6282 of 12488 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/8/2001 4:58 PMhave to wait till tomorrow I'm off now _____________________________ Message 6283 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 5:00 PM<gasp> <shocked expression !!!> I want to see it first - he asked me, he asked meeeeeee _____________________________ Message 6284 of 12488 in Discussion From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 5:01 PMHiya Wilky <nice big caring hug> Hope your mum's ok and recovers really soon. Lots of tlc and hoovering from you should do it, plus flowers and a couple of really good books. Thanks for the tea OoM (though promoted, still do not have secretary therefore have to go all the way to one of the coffee lounges to collect mine) phew life is tough. _____________________________ Message 6285 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 5:04 PMyeh .... tough for me too ! _____________________________ Message 6286 of 12488 in Discussion From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 5:06 PMStill - we have each other ......... and Lassie and Hobo. My thoughts shall be with Hobo - and Wilky's mum tonight. ____________________________
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Post by cathy on Mar 30, 2009 22:52:47 GMT
Message 6287 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 5:08 PM
Pos, do you need a hug too honey? .. <caring look>
Nearly home time ... and then tomorrow's Friday !! Bring it on !
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Message 6288 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 5:11 PM
Right Im off home - got a nice cheeky bottle of red a-calling me, down the road thats where I wanna be .......... oops
Im going to don my sports gear to protect my body from the numerous calories I plan to guzzle in red wine plus my yummy pasta dinner and 100 Silk Cut. Mmm Brilliant.
Night night, sleep tight, hope the bugs don't bite
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Message 6289 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 5:14 PM
Awwww go on then Vixter !!!
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Message 6290 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 5:14 PM
hmmm - obviously vixter and pos were so busy hugging they did not hear me.
try a bit louder ........ Good night xxxxxxxx _____________________________
Message 6291 of 12488 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/8/2001 5:14 PM
I'm off too ...
Ciao sweeties .. xx
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Message 6292 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 5:16 PM
Pos? Dont I get a hug goodnight too?
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Message 6293 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 5:16 PM
Night night Jaygo ...... talk tomorrow. Byeeeeeeeeeee
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Message 6294 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 5:16 PM
With tea safely ensconsed in my tummy, I've gotta go now peeps
See yall tomorrow 2 go
Pos - give Hobo my love and get this box of doggy chocs sent over in the diplomatic bag please - Thanks for being your amazing godlike self
Wilky - hope you mum's out of the hozzie soon and then you can pamper her at home - thinking of you . (btw - I WANT YOUR )
Jaygo - Well you little minx, what a day ehh !!!! Have a good night and I'll seeya when the fog clears? (don't know what that means but my dad's always said it !!! )
Night night vixter - tomorrow we will go all out to make sure we get appreciated for the fab little lurve godesses that we are (Jaygo too of course !!)
Not certain I'm speaking to Gooner but ...... OK night Gooner - up your Arsenal !!
Tissue - thanks for trying to cheer me up - night to U2
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Message 6295 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 5:16 PM
Of course Jaygo ....... <HUG>
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Message 6296 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 5:16 PM
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Message 6297 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 5:17 PM
Night night OoM !!!
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Message 6298 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/8/2001 5:18 PM
Night OoM
xxxx
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Message 6299 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 5:18 PM
OMG this is too close to miss
6300 here I come
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Message 6300 of 12488 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 5:19 PM
I'm offf too .... Night all !
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Message 6301 of 12488 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 5:19 PM
Was it meeeee??
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Post by cathy on Apr 4, 2009 20:27:14 GMT
Message 6302 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/8/2001 5:20 PMPants Oops Pos did again !!!!! bye xxxx ___________________________________ Message 6303 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/8/2001 5:22 PMByeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <gone> ___________________________________ Message 6304 of 12488 in Discussion Sent: 11/8/2001 9:29 PMThis message has been deleted by the author.___________________________________ Message 6305 of 12488 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/8/2001 11:50 PMIS THIS A PRIVATE CHAT ROOM FOR APPROX 5 USERS???___________________________________ Message 6306 of 12488 in Discussion From: yorks44 Sent: 11/8/2001 11:54 PMKill the pregnant dog- that's what I say ___________________________________ Message 6307 of 12488 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 12:00 AMWELL. IS IT? ___________________________________ Message 6308 of 12488 in Discussion From: dimples Sent: 11/9/2001 12:13 AMsorry i dont know ___________________________________ Message 6309 of 12488 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 2:36 AMHave a care ! This is a sacred site devoted to the solemn beatification of revered icons. Irreverent behaviour or disrespectful utterances may well provoke severe repercussions and catastrophic consequences. Please remove shoes and undergarments before entering, refrain from blasphemous or profane utterances and keep eyes downcast in modest humility at all times ! Thank you so much for your cooperation. Have a nice day. ___________________________________ Message 6310 of 12488 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 4:01 AM ___________________________________ Message 6311 of 12488 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 4:28 AMAs it turned out poor Hobo was still very much in a Ruddles muddle. Of course the good Doctor spoke Doggish just as fluently as he did the fifty thousand or more other languages he had learnt in various far-flung galaxies throughout space. He understood their problem instantly ! Quick as a flash the Doctor reset the coordinates and the Tardis was out of there before a single daisy had been cut. Next time the Tardis came to rest Hobo disembarked with a good deal more caution and carefully looked all around. Although it was dark their surroundings were strangely familiar. They were beside a busy thoroughfare on a footpath thronged with happy, laughing people. Brightly lit shops, restaurants and bars were packed with patrons and the atmosphere was warm, friendly and festive. All at once Banjo twigged ! Covent Garden, that’s where they were, but what would Hank be doing here and how could he be in danger? The Doctor locked the Tardis and flicked a long, colourful scarf around his neck. "This way," he ordered briskly, "follow me !" Following the Doctor’s lead Lassie and Hobo soon found themselves is a large and very busy bar. In the centre of the floor was a circle of seven or eight joyful, laughing young people and standing on a table in the middle of the group was a very unsteady and overly contented Hank ! The callow youth who appeared to be the leader, a tall, skinny chap with a prominent Adam's apple and wearing steel-rimmed spectacles, was speaking. "All hail Hank," cried Poseidon, "Here’s to the son of our idols, Lassie and Hobo !" "All hail !" responded the others and they all took a hearty swig at their glasses while Hank slurped thirstily from the bowl at his feet. They were a motley crew indeed. The most obvious characteristic that all including Hank shared was total inebriation. Every one of them was as full as a state school, completely and absolutely molly the monk ! The second most noticeable peculiarity was that all the males were as utterly unremarkable, unattractive and uninteresting as the girls were seductively sensual, stunningly beautiful and brilliantly witty ! Thirdly all wore identifying labels bearing their names. Pinned to the boys’ identical white business shirts were the names Gooner, Poseidon, Wilky and Tissue while on the girls’ delightfully curvaceous blouses were the names, Jaygo, Vixter, One of Many and Sparklehorse. Hobo whispered to Lassie, "How is Hank in danger here? He appears to be having a bloody good time to me !" "You idiot," Lassies hissed, "He was due back at the SAS base an hour ago ! When they catch him absent without leave he’ll be charged with desertion and shot !" The Doctor however was equal to the challenge ! He whipped a supersonic whistle of his pocket and gave a long blast. The humans heard nothing but Hank certainly did. He immediately leaped from the table, crashed on his nose and zigzagged wildly out the door ! Back to the Tardis and away the adventurers sped, depositing Hank back at his base not just on time but before he’d even had a single drink ! Such was the power of the Doctor ! Meanwhile, back at Covent Garden the Lassie Thread Celebration continued unabated until 10.30 by which time Gooner, Poseidon, Tissue and Wilky had all passed out on the floor. The girls carried on regardless until 11.00 when a team of Maori Rugby players arrived, swept them off their feet and back to their luxury hotel where they were wined, dined and given the best rogering of their entire lives ! ___________________________________ Message 6312 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 8:05 AMHahahahahahahah ROFLMAO again !!!!!!! Banjo - you are a diamond geezer - I sooooo look forward to the mornings now - you really make my day BTW - my Maori rugby player had the biggest Haka ! I've ever seen in my life - phwaaaaarrrrrrr ___________________________________ Message 6313 of 12488 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 8:19 AMI always enjoy pleasing a lady One of Many. Those Maoris do have horrendous hakas and they supply some quality ball as well ! ___________________________________ Message 6314 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 8:28 AMHow are you today Banjo - it's blinking freeeeeezzzzzzing here <shivers and goosebumps> and it snowed in the night - not much but then it froze - roll on summer !!! ___________________________________ Message 6315 of 12488 in Discussion From: Tíssue Sent: 11/9/2001 8:49 AMMorning It's so cold I'm glad I'm leaving this godforsaken country ___________________________________ Message 6316 of 12488 in Discussion From: Tíssue Sent: 11/9/2001 8:50 AMBanjo To save me trawling all these messages, have you kept a copy of all the instalments? _________________________________
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Post by cathy on Apr 4, 2009 20:43:50 GMT
Message 6317 of 12488 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 8:51 AMI'm well thanks OoM, hoping you are the same. We at last have been getting some rain, our water storages are only just over 50% so we badly need it. It's warmish, around 25c top and humid at the moment. Heavy showers rather than consistent rain, a bit of thunder about. Believe it or not, in Hobart just across the Bass Strait they've had snow too ! Not a lot, as you Poms say, but it is November and summer starts next month. ___________________________________ Message 6318 of 12488 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 8:55 AMNo, sorry Tissue, I just stick 'em up and then type over them. It's a pretty busy thread and would take a lot of effort to get them all. ___________________________________ Message 6319 of 12488 in Discussion From: Tíssue Sent: 11/9/2001 8:57 AMIf I have a spare few hours I'll have to go take a look, I think I've missed some ___________________________________ Message 6320 of 12488 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 9:01 AMYou see some funny things while you lot are all asleep. The other morning (our time) I posted a series of stupid questions to do with our posts all being e-mailed to some central intelligence agency, One of the questions I posed questioned the size of Tony Blair's todger. Some person, called itself irishbrat or something, answered my buffoonery seriously but apparently, because it didn't fit in with what they wanted to see, completely missed the T. Blair reference. People, as they say, are funny ! ___________________________________ Message 6321 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 9:05 AMIt's sooooo weird hearing you say that it's November and summer starts next month - Summer in December, tooooooo strange !!!!! Re the Tony B comment - my old mum used to say "there's nowt so queer as folk" and it is VERY true !!!! ___________________________________ Message 6322 of 12488 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 9:15 AMYes it is strange, the climate's changing and December's not usually hot now, more like Spring. The hot nasties come in late January and February but these days we have a buffet style Christmas Dinner and usually a barbecue on Boxing Day when people wear all the execrable shirts and unflattering shorts they found in their stockings. ___________________________________ Message 6323 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 9:22 AMMorning Tissue Morning Banjo Morning OoM ___________________________________ Message 6324 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 9:23 AMBanjo I guess that is equivalent to the dreaded British "Boxing Day jumper" ? (which is obviously the ONLY time it ever gets worn !) ___________________________________ Message 6325 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 9:25 AMHellooooooooo Poseidon !!!! Happy Friday to you Happy Friday to you Happy Friday DEAR Pooooooooossss Happy Friday to you I feel good dodadodadooo Ah knew that ah wood dodadodadooo ___________________________________ Message 6326 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 9:27 AMBTW Pos - How's Hobo - what's the latest on his injury ___________________________________ Message 6327 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 9:28 AMBloody hell !!!! You ARE happy aren't you? i will be when I get out of here tonight and go for sh*t loads of beer and a curry !!! ___________________________________ Message 6328 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 9:29 AMHaven't heard yet as it is best to keep contact minimal with all these strikes etc !! Should hear soon though ..... I'm sure he'll be OK eventually ! ___________________________________ Message 6329 of 12488 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 9:30 AMPos, in the really olden days a Christmas Day present fashion parade was inescapable. Oh, the humiliation, especially when as a kid I regarded clothes as an insult rather than a present. I wanted toys, not flamin' socks ! ___________________________________ Message 6330 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 9:32 AMI know this feeling too Banjo ..... although you must admit at least the socks could be hidden whereas "the jumper" ...... oh the shame !!!! ___________________________________ Message 6331 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 9:38 AMHmmmmm - have to fess Pos, I'm one of those REALLY irritatingly chirpy morning people Hey ho !!! So fellas, what plans have y'all got for the weekend??? ___________________________________
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Post by cathy on Apr 4, 2009 21:05:22 GMT
Message 6332 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 9:39 AMLet me see ..... Going out as soon as I get back from work and having lots of beer and goiong for an Indian ! Then tomorrow i am going rock climbing and then going to have some more beer again at night and will probably end up at a club ! ___________________________________ Message 6333 of 12488 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 9:49 AMPoseidon, with that agenda, one must express sympathy for the climbers below you on the rock and also some trepidation at the combination of beer, curry and the exertion of rock climbing. I see poisonous, sulphorous clouds emanating from buttocks, I see lumpy poison darts, I see deep resentment expressed by fellow climbers. Take care Pos, take care ! ___________________________________ Message 6334 of 12488 in Discussion From: Obi1-- Sent: 11/9/2001 10:00 AMMornin all !!!!!!! ___________________________________ Message 6335 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 10:01 AMWell they always say ...... Go rockclimbing, Look UP old friends !! It shouldn't be too bad cos the people I am going climbing with will be coming out with me tonight so shall be in the same sitaution !!! Then again that could be worse ...... increased emissions !!! ___________________________________ Message 6336 of 12488 in Discussion From: Obi1-- Sent: 11/9/2001 10:02 AMIn that case Pos my I advise you to go first !! ___________________________________ Message 6337 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 10:06 AMMaybe wise Obi1 but then again .... hot air rises !!! ___________________________________ Message 6338 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 10:07 AMMorining people ! Let me start again: (ahem) Morning people ! Obi 1: have u seen the star wars trailer? Did u hear vaders breathing in it? Is it more and more tempting now? Its the sound of power; democracey; imperialism. You can be part of it ! Go aaaaaaawwwwwnnn. go on go on go on go on go on. ___________________________________ Message 6339 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 10:09 AMWhere's the new trailer then? ___________________________________ Message 6340 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 10:14 AMThe 40 second one was on film 2001 with Jonathan woss. Theres a special 2 minute one on Harry Potter, but i aint an obseesed fan. ___________________________________ Message 6341 of 12488 in Discussion From: Obi1-- Sent: 11/9/2001 10:16 AMNope Gooner I missed that one !!!! The dark side will never interest me never, never, never !!!!!!!! ___________________________________ Message 6342 of 12488 in Discussion From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/9/2001 10:25 AMMorning all Oooh had a job getting into the thread today again. Had to kick start several times and ended up flooding the engine. Still, had a good rummage around under the bonnet and hit a few things with me spanner and all is well. Banjo - thanks for the story, it was nice to be included ! Hey Pos, if you eat a strong enough curry you can save the effort of climbing and just use jet propulsion to get to the top ! Oooh its snowing again ! ___________________________________ Message 6343 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 10:25 AMWould you be interested in a trial? Its a simple arrangement really. Basically, you hand over all ur loyalties to the Emporer, get a feel for how things work over here, and ur given a 'take it or leave it' at the end. Heres ur free gift. Yours to keep regardless of which decision you make. ___________________________________ Message 6344 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 10:37 AM(Thread lifter. Take no notice) Have a nice day ___________________________________ Message 6345 of 12488 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 10:40 AMMorning darlings ! So whats new? .. ___________________________________ Message 6346 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 10:46 AMLooks like its just me and you baby. ___________________________________
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Post by cathy on Apr 4, 2009 21:16:25 GMT
Message 6347 of 12488 in Discussion From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/9/2001 10:50 AMIm here too but everyone seems to be ignoring me <sulks> ___________________________________ Message 6348 of 12488 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 10:51 AMLooks like it sweetie .... I didnt see the last Star Wars film (dedicated fan to the original 3 I'm afraid) so is it too late for me to catch up to watch the new one?... ___________________________________ Message 6349 of 12488 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 10:52 AMMorning Jaygo ! How could anyone ignore you? <creep creep> ___________________________________ Message 6350 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 10:52 AMI'm watching you Gooner ___________________________________ Message 6351 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 10:54 AMHi Jaygo - glad you liked the email - made me LOL !!!!! ARF ARF ___________________________________ Message 6352 of 12488 in Discussion From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/9/2001 10:54 AM<visibly cheers> Morning Vixter, how are you this morning? ___________________________________ Message 6353 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 10:54 AMNice one ! I'm stuck in a v. room with vixter and Jaygo. Treat me nicely girls. Heres a rose for u as well jaygo in case u felt left out. ___________________________________ Message 6354 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 10:54 AMMorning ___________________________________ Message 6355 of 12488 in Discussion From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/9/2001 10:55 AMHello OoM, yes it was good that one and very topical. ___________________________________ Message 6356 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 10:55 AMIt gets better & better ! O o M, one for you as well ___________________________________ Message 6357 of 12488 in Discussion From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/9/2001 10:56 AMAww Gooner thanks for that you are nice here is a v.kiss for you. ___________________________________ Message 6358 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 10:57 AMI suppose u want one as well Pos. Tough Sh*t mate. None left. sorry. Have this west indian prostitute instead. (She like u !) <Image timed out>___________________________________ Message 6359 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 10:57 AMHey Pos - do you think Gooner's wearing glasses that make women of a certain age invisible <scowls> and if so they must make fellas invisible too. <LOL at weird emoti> ___________________________________ Message 6360 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 10:59 AM ___________________________________ Message 6361 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 11:00 AMI guess I can settle for the west indian prostitute for now ...... but I'll be awaiting my rose !! ___________________________________
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Post by cathy on Apr 4, 2009 21:39:50 GMT
Message 6362 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 11:00 AMSorry Gooner - posted 6359 before your bouquet arrived - ruddy interflora are so slowwwwww mwaaa for the floral tribute !!! ___________________________________ Message 6363 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 11:02 AMJaygo: I see that bloke admitted to that murder then. Did u see him on the front page of the paper? I knew the bloke who died actually, he was a door-man at O'neals nightclub (My mates club as it happens). So i hope that geezer gets the Sh*t kicked out of him in jail ! Evil bastard. ___________________________________ Message 6364 of 12488 in Discussion From: Obi1-- Sent: 11/9/2001 11:06 AMGooner now you can see what happens when you play with the dark side !!!!! ___________________________________ Message 6365 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 11:07 AMI've got this old one i was saving for mels, but she's not been here for a while, so you can have it Pos ! It aint that bad actually, they can straighten up quite nicely if u treat them right. Let me know how u get on with it. ___________________________________ Message 6366 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 11:09 AMMay the ghost of Darth Maul haunt u forever Obi 1. ___________________________________ Message 6367 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 11:10 AMer ..... cheers mate ..... erm <looks around for something to give> ..... er have this erm ..... have this <spies perfect gift to get himself out of trouble> ..... er cat !! I ___________________________________ Message 6368 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 11:16 AMNice one. My German Shepherd Freddie will be eternally grateful. ( )!___________________________________ Message 6369 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 11:17 AMWho got post 666 by the way, does any one know? i bet it was me. ___________________________________ Message 6370 of 12488 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 11:21 AMBack again my sweets ! My connection's slower than Kelly Brook this morning .... ___________________________________ Message 6371 of 12488 in Discussion From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/9/2001 11:21 AMGooner - haven't seen it as yet because we only get a paper when the paper boy/girl is in the mood for posting it which is rare - however I don't miss the stupid insert which always portrays a bunch of sad losers who are in the latest Am Dram production of some tired old Noel Coward play dull dull dull. The whole story sounded a bit of a debacle and the poor dead guys girlfriend didn't sound too nice a character either - didnt she meet a bloke then get married about 2 months after his death? Nice. ___________________________________ Message 6372 of 12488 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 11:22 AMPos, can I have a cat too - my housemates are all going away this weekend so need the company ! ___________________________________ Message 6373 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 11:25 AMJaygo: Yea, Ella Martin. I went to school with her. Used to be a nice girl actually. She met this bloke after the whole thing and they got married 9 DAYS later ! he's divorcing her now tho and is back with his old girlfriend. What a drama this whole thing has been. Cant believe a bloke i know got murdered and a girl i know conspired the whole thing. What a shame. ___________________________________ Message 6374 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 11:26 AM There you go ___________________________________ Message 6375 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 11:28 AMGooner ....... it was me !!!! <Omen music plays> (0 recommendations so far) Message 666 of 6374 in Discussion
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BLOODY HELL BUBBY ...... HOW LATE CAN YOU BE WE KNOW LASSIE IS NOT DEAD !!!!!!!!!!!___________________________________ Message 6376 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 11:31 AMWell there you go Obi 1. Our leader is on the dark side of the force. It is only fitting that he got post 666. sound. __________________________________
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Post by cathy on Apr 4, 2009 22:02:43 GMT
Message 6377 of 12488 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 11:31 AMHey chaps Just had a look on the main board and there are AT LEAST 10 non-news related threads - so much for the holier-than-thou bunch who wanted "Lassie" off the general board - hypocrits ___________________________________ Message 6378 of 12488 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 11:33 AM"BLOODY HELL " "DEAD !!!!!!!!!!!" All on post 666. Freaky. ___________________________________ Message 6379 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 11:33 AMIts always ben that way OoM ...... the only time they do pregnant dog about it always seems to be the time when we are the only un news related item left !! ___________________________________ Message 6380 of 12488 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 11:33 AM ___________________________________ Message 6381 of 12488 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 11:35 AMOh look ..... its fun and interesting Short and Sweet !! ___________________________________ Message 6382 of 12488 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 11:39 AM ___________________________________ Message 6383 of 12488 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 11:40 AMLast evening, coming down the stair I met a man who wasn't there; He wasn't there again today ! I wish the prick would go away. ___________________________________ Message 6384 of 12488 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 11:40 AMThanks Pos The news board has been overrun by Happy Friday People !! Oh joy !! ___________________________________ Message 6385 of 12489 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 11:42 AMHi Banjo ! Drunk yet honey? ... ___________________________________ Message 6386 of 12489 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 11:46 AMWhat do modern young Poms doon a Friday night these days. Pos takes on a sh*t load of curry then goes about wondering if he dare horse and cart. What or who do the rest of you get up to? ___________________________________ Message 6387 of 12489 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 11:48 AMCan't go out on a friday night without having loads of real ale and curry ...... and if you can fart with absolute confidence at the end of it, you aint drank enough and you cerytainly haven't eaten a decent enough curry ! ___________________________________ Message 6388 of 12489 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 11:49 AMBanjo, what do young board-wobblers do on a Friday night? Is it pretty much the same as us? ___________________________________ Message 6389 of 12489 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 11:49 AMVixter ! A pint of Ruddles and a packet of Walkers Porkers if you please ! Oh, and get one for yourself, preferably from the top or bottom shelves. Corrr ! ___________________________________ Message 6390 of 12489 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/9/2001 11:51 AMMornin' all ___________________________________ Message 6391 of 12489 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 11:52 AMMorning Wilky __________________________________
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Post by cathy on Apr 4, 2009 22:17:37 GMT
Message 6392 of 12489 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 11:52 AMIf there is a small amount of respect those here have for me, i would not risk losing it by detailing my Friday nights (!). Some things are best left unsaid. (No i'm not weird or nothing. It just includes the inhaling of illegal substances.) There you go, i've told you. ___________________________________ Message 6393 of 12489 in Discussion From: Pippi de Belfry Sent: 11/9/2001 11:55 AMMorning all ! (evening Banjo?) Up here, us sweet things tend to do the following to the tune of the floral dance (i think?!) "a Broadside, a Broadside, a pint of Speckled Hen and a Broadside, a Guinness, a Guinness, a pint of Speckled Hen and a Broadside" (Broadside=Adnams brewery for the un-initiated ...) ___________________________________ Message 6394 of 12489 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 11:56 AMMorning Wilks. If you've read back thru the last few posts - no u cant have one. I dont want a reputation built about me. Sorry. If u havnt, dont worry about it and forget what i've just said. ___________________________________ Message 6395 of 12489 in Discussion From: Pippi de Belfry Sent: 11/9/2001 11:57 AMAlso works well in chocolate mode for " A Bounty, a Bounty, a little Lindt rabbit and a Bounty, a Boost, a Boost, a little Lindt rabbit and a Bounty " in case you're interested ... Mornin Wilks, how strange we should turn up together !!! People will talk ... it's ok folks, we've been out boomeranging, ain't we Wilks? ___________________________________ Message 6396 of 12489 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/9/2001 11:58 AMGooner I think I'll survive without a flower cheer mate Just ........ <bottom lips starts to quiver> I'm only popping breifly as I'm working like a Japanese Prisoner of War today. ___________________________________ Message 6397 of 12489 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/9/2001 11:59 AM<wipes Pip's lippie of shirt collar> That's right Pip, no naughty business over here ___________________________________ Message 6398 of 12489 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 11:59 AMwhat with limbs missing? (sic) ___________________________________ Message 6399 of 12489 in Discussion From: Pippi de Belfry Sent: 11/9/2001 12:00 PMUnfortunately i don't have anywhere near enough time to read back through this these days, so just pop (sorry Gooner!) in for my fix (sorry again !) and flit out ... ___________________________________ Message 6400 of 12489 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 12:00 PM6401? _________________________________ Message 6401 of 12489 in Discussion From: Tíssue Sent: 11/9/2001 12:00 PMAny chance of getting Lassie or the hobo to blow up my office? __________________________________ Message 6402 of 12489 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 12:01 PMThere weren't so many Patels around in my day Pos. There were loads of pubs like the Bird in Hand in Muswell Hill where people talked sh*t, played darts, drank real ale and ate pork scratchings. Very few pokies or one armed bandits, few juke boxes and even the occasional piano ! "Doin' the Lambeth Walk, Oi !" Lots of music, a lot of it free. One Sunday we were having a pint in a pub beside a little green when the Animals arrived, set up and played ! House of the Rising Sun and all. The Hollies used to come into the Marlborough for a pint and the Beatles used to drive their Minis around the square. John used to park his roller outside the Shakespears Arms. We saw bands like Cream and the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band in the pubs on Friday evenings. It was all right I guess. ___________________________________ Message 6403 of 12489 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 12:02 PMarse ___________________________________ Message 6404 of 12489 in Discussion From: Tíssue Sent: 11/9/2001 12:03 PMYeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaa I got the 6401 Wahey, I'm sooooooooooo happy ___________________________________ Message 6405 of 12489 in Discussion From: Pippi de Belfry Sent: 11/9/2001 12:03 PMIt's Christian Dior "positive red" today Wilky, d'ya like it? Golly gosh, that's me out again for now ... don't suppose you've got to (a-hem) get back to work too now Wilks by ant chance Catch u all later ! ___________________________________ Message 6406 of 12489 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 12:03 PMHi Wilky darlin' how's your mum??? Banjo - not classing myself as a young pom but here's my w/e agenda Fri Night - pub grub pub Sat Day - painting garden fence/front door Sat Night - takeaway and some fab beer (got a liking for Badgers Golden Glory at the mo. mmm) Sun Day - cenotaph service / Harry Potter film Sun Night - 10 pin bowling if I'm up to it, pasta/video/vino if not !!! And that concludes the voting from the Midlands !!! ___________________________________
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Post by cathy on Apr 5, 2009 22:58:56 GMT
Message 6407 of 12489 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 12:04 PMBanjo you perv !!! I'd have to wear a Laura Ashley dull-as-dishwater dress behind the bar if you were one of my punters ! Now drink your Martini & lemonade & be a good boy ! LOL ________________________________ Message 6408 of 12489 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 12:04 PMcan someone here not read? ________________________________ Message 6409 of 12489 in Discussion From: Pippi de Belfry Sent: 11/9/2001 12:06 PMANT chance ooops, sorry ... (white stripe appearing across my nose again as i sign out ...) Ant-musi-ii-cc !!!!(sorry ...) ________________________________ Message 6410 of 12489 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 12:07 PMHi Pip - Bye Pip Lunch now - catch y'all l8r ________________________________ Message 6411 of 12489 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 12:09 PMOoM - where in the Midlands are you from darling? ... ________________________________ Message 6412 of 12489 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 12:10 PMHave you lot not got that picture of me yet? I just texted that girl asking what she's up to. women aye. >tut< ________________________________ Message 6413 of 12489 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 12:12 PMVixter, I am a TRUE perve ! I see through dresses and underwear, even the concrete variety. It would take a burqua to stop me from discerning those delicious little quivers and wobbles ! ________________________________ Message 6414 of 12489 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/9/2001 12:13 PMBanjo Just sent you an exe file. Its a ripper mate I don't like cricket .............. I love it ________________________________ Message 6415 of 12489 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 12:14 PMBack later ...... gotta go to the pub ! ________________________________ Message 6416 of 12489 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 12:15 PMDo English "men" REALLY drink Martini and lemonade? ________________________________ Message 6417 of 12489 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 12:17 PMThose who come from south Kensington apparently. If i asked for one in my local, i'd get looked at. ________________________________ Message 6418 of 12489 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 12:17 PMThanks Wilky, I'll go and have a look. Bloody Brisbane rain has buggered the first NZ/AusTest. ________________________________ Message 6419 of 12489 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 12:21 PMjust before I go ..... If I ordeed one in my pub, i'd get the sh*t kicked out of me ..... and quite rightly too !! Martini and lemonade indeed !!! Going for some ale now probably Old Speckled Hen !! bye ________________________________ Message 6420 of 12489 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/9/2001 12:21 PMwouldn't let it go through Banjo mate Do you have another email address? If so, drop me a line to my hotmail account and I'll forward this onto to you - its tremendous ________________________________ Message 6421 of 12489 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 12:23 PMBanjo honey - If you were one of my punters & I caught you spying my boobies I'd have to do a karate chop to your pint ! LOL Martini & lemonade is only drunk by old people who smell of wee ... but it is actually quite nice ! <looks all embarassed> Vodka & red bull is my tipple ... sends me abit hyper after 10 though _______________________________
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Post by cathy on Apr 5, 2009 23:12:34 GMT
Message 6422 of 12489 in Discussion From: Sandi_44 Sent: 11/9/2001 12:24 PMWhats wrong with a pint of Martini and lemonade?? ________________________________ Message 6423 of 12489 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 12:26 PMPiss Pots. ________________________________ Message 6424 of 12489 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 12:27 PMVodka & Red bull. Now we're talking ! Vix, ur my kinda girl. Let me know if u want a nice young bloke to share that post 10 minutes with u ! ________________________________ Message 6425 of 12489 in Discussion From: Tíssue Sent: 11/9/2001 12:27 PMback again Tim Tam? ________________________________ Message 6426 of 12489 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/9/2001 12:28 PMDirected into any in particular S&S or are you just being <clears throat> funny? ________________________________ Message 6427 of 12489 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 12:28 PMHey, hows about a pint of Campari & Soda? !!! Think I'd rather drink my own wee quite frankly .... <gags> ________________________________ Message 6428 of 12489 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 12:30 PMGooner, you can share my vodka redbull any time sweetie ! <giggles> Ah, my beloved Tissue ... how ist thou my love? ________________________________ Message 6429 of 12489 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 12:32 PMMy doctor has put me off all that strong stuff, I'm limited to no more than twelve pints of Glayva a day, miserable bastard ! ________________________________ Message 6430 of 12489 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 12:35 PMWhat's Glayva honey? Or am I being a bimbo? .. <innocent wide-eyed look> ________________________________ Message 6431 of 12489 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 12:36 PMI've read a bit of this thread and it is dead boring !!!!! It is your own private little chat thread isn't it? One of you is only 15 and yet you all get on so famously. Are you all 15 in the brain and that's why you don't bore each other to tears? Just my opinion. ________________________________ Message 6432 of 12489 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 12:40 PMS & S - Well arent we "the glass is half empty" today !!!! Who pissed on your bonfire today? .... LOL ________________________________ Message 6433 of 12489 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 12:51 PMJust expressing an opinion Vixxy Baby !!!! ________________________________ Message 6434 of 12489 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/9/2001 12:53 PMWell Thanks for sharing you opinion with us there Short and Sweet. I for one couldn't have lasted another second without knowing it. Honestly. Why don't you go and be all intellectual elsewhere if that's what you wanna do and stop bring everydoby down with your Holier than Thou attitude. Lets hope that as this thread is so obviously beneath you your time spent here will in fact be Short and Sweet. I would say goodbye but I have zero respect for you so I won't bother. ________________________________ Message 6435 of 12489 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 1:02 PMBite me ! Just go back to your inane conversations and I shall visit when I feel like being a bit devilish. You have to agree with me that the conversations are inane surely ! Read back through this thread and justify the waste of electricity to run your computers. ________________________________ Message 6436 of 12489 in Discussion From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/9/2001 1:03 PMJust reading back - re; Martini and Lemonade, I would expect a bloke to beat himself up if he asked for that ! ________________________________
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Post by cathy on Apr 5, 2009 23:28:42 GMT
Message 6437 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 1:06 PM
S&S.
Your well funny mate. No really u are. Please do it somewhere else so i can be allowed to laugh.
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Message 6438 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/9/2001 1:07 PM
Its friendly and fun and certainly not hurting people's feelings. That's the point.
But my question would be how does this effect you? Are you forced to click on this thread before you can log in?
I don't like cheese and onion pasties. I don't go around denouncing the evils of them and demand that Tesco's take them off the shelves because I don't like them do I?
No, I just simply ignore the pastry selection.
Surely this is the same principle?
But no, you feel it is your duty to ruin something that doesn't effect you.
Can't you just ignore it and get own with your own life etc?
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Message 6439 of 12489 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 1:10 PM
Wilky honey, just leave S & S (or should I say S & M?) - not worth your finger movements ... Calm ...
Jaygo - hows about gin & tonic then? Yummy ! <slurp>
I'm sure I've got a funny email about you are what you drink ... hmm .. must have a look for it ...
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Message 6440 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/9/2001 1:10 PM
<gently steers Gooner and Wilky to a corner and hands them a Martini and Lemonade each>
Lads, just ignore S&S - I suspect it is a bit of a game to some people to occasionally drop in and insult us, a new sport Lassie Bashers. They can't argue with silence, now drink up and before you know it the smarmy git will have lost interest and gone - oh bugger give us a swig of your drinks
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Message 6441 of 12489 in Discussion
From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 1:10 PM
Anybody can join in on this thread.
Or is it a closed thread and only boring gits get to post on it?
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Message 6442 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/9/2001 1:11 PM
Hmmmmm thanks Vixter that G&T is nice. I try not to drink too much gin it makes me bawl my eyes out but let me get the next round in - VRB next eh?
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Message 6443 of 12489 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 1:12 PM
JJJJJust gggot bbback fffrom lllunch - iiits fffflippin fffreeeezzzinggggg oooout ttthere
BTW S & S <yawn yawn>
I can't STAND campari - absolutely VILE
I don't like beer <ahhh> I luv it <ahhh>
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Message 6444 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/9/2001 1:13 PM
<turns round and looks about> Im sorry, did someone say something or has the tap been left on again?
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Message 6445 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 1:13 PM
Wilks:
Imagine though that ur mummy & daddy had put a lock on every cupboard door in the kitchen, except that which contains the cheese and onion pasties ! It was ur only choice of food, and u HAD to eat it. S&S must feel so deprived.
This analogy is quite good actually. Nice one wilks.
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Message 6446 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/9/2001 1:14 PM
Hardy's Stamps Red wine - mmmmmmmm that is my tipple at the moment and I love the way you get serious Ribena mustache with it.
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Message 6447 of 12489 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 1:14 PM
Ooh, ooh ... I know ... fancy an Aftershock in between? <skipping around the bar getting excited childishly>
S & M - Beat it love ... you're getting boring now ... <waves hand dismissively>
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Message 6448 of 12489 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 1:14 PM
vixter - I'm not too far from Grantham (nearest largish place)
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Message 6449 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/9/2001 1:16 PM
Ooh Vixter I havent tried one of those before - mmmmmMMMMmmmm thats nice. Woah, starting to feel a bit piddled now <sways slightly> Oops way hayyyyyyyy <flashes knickers rather unexpectedly>
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Message 6450 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/9/2001 1:16 PM
It doesn't make me mad as such, it just makes think "what are people's problem?" It appears that some get their kicks from just knocking other people down, in the effort to make themselves look and feel better.
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Message 6451 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 1:17 PM
Jaygo:
can u gently steer me into a corner with u again honey, i missed it last time (?) I've got us both a glass too. (Tripple vodka & Red Bull girl, none of that poncy stuff).
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Post by cathy on Apr 7, 2009 20:08:23 GMT
Message 6452 of 12489 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 1:17 PMAh, OoM - thats near Corby isnt it ... sweet place.. <sighs> I used to live in the Midlands ... now live in Hertfordshire for my sins ... So make mine a DOUBLE vodka red bull if you please ... I'm feeling saucy ! ________________________________ Message 6453 of 12489 in Discussion From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/9/2001 1:18 PMWoaaaahhhhh great stuff Gooner - yeah letsh go in the cor <burp> ner and have a little teeeny wweeeeny drinky weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ! <falls over and bangs head> ________________________________ Message 6454 of 12489 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 1:19 PMYour infant minds are really breaking out now aren't they? What does it feel like to be resented by so many people for having such a nonsensical thread on a General board? ________________________________ Message 6455 of 12489 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 1:22 PMI've got a little problem with Vodka myself - not long back a couple of mates joint imindaws & myself for an evening of and I'd bought a litre of Smirnoff and a bottle of exdry vermouth - we poured both bottles into a big jug (with ice and slices of lime) and managed to see off the lot - geeze louise were we bad not been able to look vodka in the face since - urgh ________________________________ Message 6456 of 12489 in Discussion From: Banjo Sent: 11/9/2001 1:23 PMCome on Pos, cut it out. This multiple nic business isn't funny? Short you may be but sweet you definitely are not ! Get rid of that boring, stupid personna and get back to your idiotic self ! ________________________________ Message 6457 of 12489 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 1:24 PMS & M - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !! <laughs manically> Oh, sorry did you say something witty? ... Why are you still here exactly? Dont mess with Jaygo - she's had a few & might be tempted to crush your bony ass with one swipe of her drunken fist !!! ________________________________ Message 6458 of 12489 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 1:25 PMHello shite&sweat <oooh my spelling is bad > Hobo & Lassie are THE greatest heroes know to man (and woman) So be a good little fellow and let us alone. ________________________________ Message 6459 of 12489 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 1:26 PMBanjo, Poseidon is probably typing furiously to the headhunters complaining about me daring to have an opinion and you know it ! ________________________________ Message 6460 of 12489 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 1:27 PMIsn't swearing off limits on the board? ? ________________________________ Message 6461 of 12489 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/9/2001 1:29 PMWell thanks for your point Short and Sweet. But seriously, there is no harm here, so why bleat on? I'm going to lunch now - have a think about what you are actually trying to achieve whilst I'm gone? All I can see is someone acting like a spoilt brat - what next I wonder? Its your general board and you are going to take it home? ________________________________ Message 6462 of 12489 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 1:34 PMWhy do boring gits try to hijack the General board by putting rubbish on it then??? I have asked a few questions but maybe you lot can't scrape up the brain cells between you to give any answers ! ________________________________ Message 6463 of 12489 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 1:39 PMlol ..... Short and sweet .... everytime you respond, you aid this thread !!! Banjo .....you were doing so well !!! ________________________________ Message 6464 of 12489 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 1:40 PMOk, is anyone else thinking S & M is some kind of joke? ... <scratches head> ________________________________ Message 6465 of 12489 in Discussion From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 1:40 PMWas that as good for u as it was for me ? I think we should do it again some time. <hic> ________________________________ Message 6466 of 12489 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 1:42 PMShort and Sweet ..... you are obviously jealous of the popularity of this thread or you would have posted on the other non-news threads like: If you could chose one animal to be extinct ... Would you (a white man) be happy if your Daughter or Sister marry skepticalone? Is it just me or is Ali G a complete berk? so stop boring US and sod off ! _______________________________
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Post by cathy on Apr 7, 2009 20:30:34 GMT
Message 6467 of 12489 in Discussion
From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 1:43 PM
Answers anyone?
Poseidon King of the Gits.
You must have the answers I seek.
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Message 6468 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 1:44 PM
Short vand Sweet
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Message 6469 of 12489 in Discussion
From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 1:45 PM
Your Lassie thread started the rot !
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Message 6470 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 1:45 PM
It really irritates yuo doesn't it Short and Sweet? ......... GOOD !
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Message 6471 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Gooner! Sent: 11/9/2001 1:48 PM
Short & sweet. :
As i've said, u are actually quite funny most of the time, but when u start getting all mouthy and personal, those smiles from peoples mouths turn into words of "God i feel sorry for that inscure little person". Sorry, but its true. Sort it out mate really.
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Message 6472 of 12489 in Discussion
From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 1:48 PM
Poseidon,
I suggest that you change your writing style as the one you use now is rather effeminate and unmanly !!!
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Message 6473 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 1:49 PM
ha ha
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Message 6474 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 1:49 PM
Unmanly !! What a good word !!
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Message 6475 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/9/2001 1:51 PM
Still bleating I see.
Oh well, I guess some people are just too pig-headed to live and let live.
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Message 6476 of 12489 in Discussion
From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 1:51 PM
S&S
If you were to look back thru the posts on this thread today you would have read that I made the following comment at about 11.30:
Just had a look on the main board and there are AT LEAST 10 non-news related threads - so much for the holier-than-thou bunch who wanted "Lassie" off the general board - hypocrites
I take it you're one of the hypocrites I was talking about?
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Message 6477 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 1:51 PM
Oh yeah, like anyone give a flying f*ck what your suggestoons are !!! You talk about people not liking us but I don't see you as Popularity central at the moment, do you? So i'll write how i like you tosser ! Here's a big girly smile for you !
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Message 6478 of 12489 in Discussion
From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 1:52 PM
Unless of course that's how you mean to sound.
I left out sooky too !
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Message 6479 of 12489 in Discussion
From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 1:52 PM
S & M - What answers exactly DO you seek? To what questions?
Are they:
a) How do I wipe my bum the correct way b) Is there more than one member of Westlife c) If I stick my finger in my eye will it hurt d) Is there more to life than Eastenders
or is it secret question number e:
I have no personality, so what is the best way to piss everyone off?
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Message 6480 of 12489 in Discussion
From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 1:54 PM
Hold on everyone ..... our superior intelligence expert Short and Sweet is here to teach us about intellect and masculinity (I believe that's the word you meant you uneducated flid !)
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Message 6481 of 12489 in Discussion
From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 1:56 PM
Vixter,
Stop swearing it is against the rules.
Can't any of you defend yourselves without resorting to gutter talk?
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Post by cathy on Apr 7, 2009 21:06:35 GMT
Message 6482 of 12489 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 1:56 PMCoo I really luv it when we entice an anti onto this thread - gets rid of loads of aggression dunnit ;D better than a stint at the gym !! ________________________________ Message 6483 of 12489 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 1:57 PMUnmanly means GIRLY !!!!!! Get it right sonny boy ! ________________________________ Message 6484 of 12489 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 2:00 PMShort ans Sweet you are highly amusing !! Here is your MSN profile .... makes interesting reading !! ====================================== short and sweet Age: Undisclosed Gender: Undisclosed Location: Australia Marital Status: Undisclosed Occupation: home duties Personal StatementI am short and sharp NOT short and sweet! Favourite Things Murder books. Hobbies and Interests Staying home Favourite Quote You can't take it with you ====================================== Your occupation is home duties <crack of the whip !!> and the best bit your HOBBIES and INTERESTS are STAYING HOME !!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You call us boring !!!!!! <crying with laughter> I'm sorry but i now refuse to be offended at anything you say !!! Woo hoo staying home is fun !! GOOD ONE !!!! ________________________________ Message 6485 of 12489 in Discussion From: vixter Sent: 11/9/2001 2:00 PMS & M - You're not Princess Margaret in disguise are you? ... <ponders> ________________________________ Message 6486 of 12489 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 2:00 PMHey just thought that if S & S wants it short and sweet, well ...... RACK OFF BUG FACE btw sh*te&sweat we've seen a pic of Pos and he's a hunk - send us yours and we'll vote on you too - it would be nice to put a face to an @rse ________________________________ Message 6487 of 12489 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 2:01 PMShort and Sweet Staying at Home ....... FUN FUN FUN !!! Your life is just one theme park isn't it? ________________________________ Message 6488 of 12489 in Discussion From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/9/2001 2:02 PM<stirs slightly and moans> Oh wwow mfphhhh <sits up finally awake after having passed out> Hey did I miss anything. Gooner, what WAS in that last drink? Ohhhh my head ... I think Im going to be belllllllaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhhhh <throws up all over Short and Sweet> ________________________________ Message 6489 of 12489 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 2:02 PMI have a man that goes out and works for me and brings home the cash to put in my hand. What does your MAN do for you? ________________________________ Message 6490 of 12489 in Discussion From: One Of Many Sent: 11/9/2001 2:04 PMHome home on the range Where the @rseholes and sheepsh*ggers roam Might have know S&S was a whizzhard from Oz ________________________________ Message 6491 of 12489 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 2:05 PM<smirk at thought of only hobby and interest being to stay at home.> ________________________________ Message 6492 of 12489 in Discussion From: Jaygo_2 Sent: 11/9/2001 2:06 PMPhew that feels better <BURP> pardon me ! Now, gi's another drink and let me attem - raaaaaarrrrrrrr ________________________________ Message 6493 of 12489 in Discussion From: short and sweet Sent: 11/9/2001 2:06 PMAll slaving away at work are we? I might just walk around the house for a minute just to stretch my legs. ________________________________ Message 6494 of 12489 in Discussion From: Mitch The Teddy Sent: 11/9/2001 2:07 PMGuy guys guys Short and Sweet is entitled to her opinion. What I don't understand is why she is thrusting her opinion upon us. If you don't like something, then don't use it. Simple really. Then we can save ourselves the hassle of having an arguement. ________________________________ Message 6495 of 12489 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 2:07 PMMust require drive and determination to fulfill that hobby and interest !!! Interviewer: So what do you do for fun? Y'know, what are your hobbies and interests? S&S: Well actaully i find it really good fun and really challenging to stay at home doing chores all day !! ________________________________ Message 6496 of 12489 in Discussion From: Poseidon Sent: 11/9/2001 2:11 PMCome on S&S .... you could get the 6500 !! We kow you want to be a part of this thread really ..... thats why you have posted so much !! Go on !! ________________________________
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