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Post by wetkingcanute on Nov 22, 2020 18:59:17 GMT
The man was pulled from the water but was later pronounced dead.
Pronounced "dead"
(sorry I'm in a silly mood this evening)
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Post by flatandy on Nov 22, 2020 19:43:27 GMT
I don't think these sharks have their diversity quotas right. Seems a hideously white diet to me. Hideously Great White, more like... |
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Post by voice on Nov 26, 2020 3:48:53 GMT
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Post by perrykneeham on Nov 26, 2020 7:47:34 GMT
Why were kids in the water FFS? That crossing is well-known for crocs and there are warning signs everywhere apparently.
I would never swim outside of a swimming pool if I lived there, and even then ....
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Post by mids on Nov 26, 2020 8:30:05 GMT
You know, maybe we've been too hard on Van over the sheet washing thing and assumed she has a washing machine.
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Post by perrykneeham on Nov 26, 2020 8:38:29 GMT
Yep, you can't beat the freshness of rock-pounding with proper fuller's earth. Mmmm-mmmm!
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Post by flatandy on Nov 29, 2020 14:51:53 GMT
Sharks are terrifying
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Post by mids on Dec 7, 2020 9:29:23 GMT
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Post by flatandy on Dec 7, 2020 13:17:54 GMT
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Post by perrykneeham on Dec 7, 2020 13:43:50 GMT
A spokesman for the local hospital is quoted as saying: "Struth! That's gonna sting in the morning." |
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Post by mids on Dec 12, 2020 19:45:50 GMT
Any more for any more?
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Post by perrykneeham on Nov 8, 2021 8:09:50 GMT
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Post by wetkingcanute on Nov 8, 2021 9:42:30 GMT
These shark attacks never happen in Sainsburys car park - it always in the sea.
There must been a reason.
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Post by ootlg on Nov 8, 2021 15:21:10 GMT
Blimey, you've started early wkc.
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Post by voice on Dec 26, 2021 3:48:33 GMT
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Post by ootlg on Dec 26, 2021 10:44:05 GMT
Christmas day too. No sense of protocol these sharks.
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Post by perrykneeham on Dec 26, 2021 11:03:08 GMT
Not a great white Christmas.
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Post by ootlg on Dec 26, 2021 11:08:59 GMT
He'd eaten his turkey beforehand, the poor lad, and was looking forward to the ham ahead.
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Post by flatandy on Dec 26, 2021 15:44:02 GMT
People always asked why I didn’t go in the ocean in California…
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Post by perrykneeham on Dec 26, 2021 17:13:31 GMT
I thought you were worried about being harpooned.
With you there. Also regarding being eaten by a bloody great fish.
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