mids
New Member
Posts: 61,065
|
Post by mids on Jan 8, 2022 16:07:22 GMT
No sensimilla.
|
|
ootlg
New Member
Posts: 10,381
|
Post by ootlg on Jan 8, 2022 16:11:26 GMT
hahaha... nearly splif my sides.
|
|
|
|
Post by perrykneeham on Jan 8, 2022 18:27:51 GMT
Golden brown bread.
|
|
|
|
Post by wetkingcanute on Jan 9, 2022 13:42:38 GMT
A horse goes into a bar and asks for a beer.
The barmen says "you know you've been in here a lot recently do you think you might be an alcoholic?"
The horse says "I don't think...and disappears.
Now this is a joke based on Descartes famous statement but if I had told you that at the beginning I would be putting Descartes before the horse.
|
|
ootlg
New Member
Posts: 10,381
|
Post by ootlg on Jan 9, 2022 17:03:22 GMT
Hahaha... Sartre wouldn't have fitted in so neatly there.
|
|
|
|
Post by perrykneeham on Jan 9, 2022 18:31:34 GMT
All that earnest philosophising does seem a bit wanky now, doesn't it?
|
|
voice
New Member
Goals are a form of self inflicted slavery
Posts: 41,259
|
Post by voice on Jan 9, 2022 18:46:02 GMT
I was thinking, if the first sign of covid is no taste, looking back at my ex's I must have had it for years
|
|
mids
New Member
Posts: 61,065
|
Post by mids on Jan 9, 2022 18:47:09 GMT
Your sides...
|
|
|
|
Post by happyhammerhead on Jan 10, 2022 5:15:24 GMT
If the first sign of covid is no taste, no wonder so many Americans dismiss it as a hoax.
|
|
|
|
Post by flatandy on Jan 14, 2022 18:05:50 GMT
|
|
mids
New Member
Posts: 61,065
|
Post by mids on Jan 14, 2022 18:24:52 GMT
I have to say, that's one of the oldest jokes I can remember. Still funny though.
|
|
|
|
Post by wetkingcanute on Jan 14, 2022 18:37:28 GMT
Yeah, elderly joke making it's last appearance before ending up in Pantomime at Torquay
|
|
mids
New Member
Posts: 61,065
|
Post by mids on Jan 14, 2022 19:04:04 GMT
"Pantomime at Torquay"
Is this a euphemism?
|
|
|
|
Post by wetkingcanute on Jan 14, 2022 19:27:00 GMT
|
|
rick49
New Member
Posts: 17,031
|
Post by rick49 on Jan 14, 2022 23:52:52 GMT
|
|
rick49
New Member
Posts: 17,031
|
Post by rick49 on Jan 14, 2022 23:53:40 GMT
They should eat the sheep at her funeral do. yuck. |
|
|
|
Post by wetkingcanute on Jan 18, 2022 10:04:07 GMT
10 mins of amusement. The Getty asked people to recreate famous painting in lockdown.
|
|
|
|
Post by perrykneeham on Jan 18, 2022 10:50:28 GMT
I particularly enjoyed Caesar at the Rubicon.
It took a second for the penny to drop.
|
|
|
|
Post by wetkingcanute on Feb 1, 2022 19:34:02 GMT
|
|
mids
New Member
Posts: 61,065
|
Post by mids on Feb 1, 2022 19:48:21 GMT
Brilliant.
|
|
