Not Funny but Funny

[Marshall]

That is a nasty story about the cupcakes. What the f**k is wrong with some people?

She got 40 years in prison, good.

[Marshall]

Anyway it brings to mind the old admonition: never buy cream-filled donuts from a place called Dick’s Bakery.

There’s actually one around where I live.

[ootlg]

I may have posted this before, but as we're in a disgusting event mood, a bloke I knew got himself a seasonal job in a Pontins holiday camp where he said, it was the usual to get regularly rat-arsed with the other recruits. One Saturday morning after a particularly wild Friday night he saw one of the kitchen workers throwing up into a tureen of soup - which he then stirred and later served up to the campers.

[perrykneeham]

Pre-digested meals. Now that's service!

[ootlg]

Hahaha... something maternal about it, I agree.

[Repat Van]

Feb 18, 2022 23:10:27 GMT Marshall said:

That is a nasty story about the cupcakes. What the f**k is wrong with some people?

She got 40 years in prison, good.

First I thought the 40 years seemed excessive merely for putting sperm on cupcakes (in the light of sentences people can receive for murder and rape.)

But then I read the whole article…she was an abusive nutjob (or at least facilitated one). Good sentencing. Hope she serves all of it.

[voice]

Japanese Porn Star Drowns In Semen While Filming Bukkake Scene
There is a tragic sense of grief today as Japan’s adult movie industry is mourning over the loss of a popular actress who died in an accident while shooting a scene for an upcoming film.

The 23-year old actress who remains unnamed due to Japanese laws requiring her next of kin to be formally notified first; died after drowning in semen while shooting at a studio in Tokyo’s Shinjuku district.

Cameramen from the shoot said the actress was filming a bukkake scene when the accident occurred. Bukkake is a popular format in JAV (Japanese Adult Video) titles and involves a group of male actors ejaculating, typically onto the face of a female actor.

The camera crew stated that “For this scene, there were around 30 male actors lined up. The actress was kneeling on the ground and the actors were taking turns to ejaculate onto her. The director insisted that they direct their semen into her mouth, which is quite normal in a JAV movie.”

Unfortunately however during the filming, the Japanese actress began to choke on the semen, according to witnesses. The camera crew stated they thought she was actually acting when in fact she was unable to breathe. She had swallowed too much of a load apparently.

“It came as quite a shock to us when she collapsed,” he told journalists. “The director was angry at first, telling her that she’d ruined the shot. Then once it was realized that she really couldn’t breathe Everyone became shocked.”

The camera operator said the male actors panicked afterward, but fortunately one of them was a skilled emergency medical responder before he became a porn star.

The Director said, “He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but it was too late. There was nothing anyone could have done.”


thegoldwater.com/news/4248-Japanese-Porn-Star-Drowns-In-Semen-While-Filming-Bukkake-Scene

[perrykneeham]

That's so sordid.

[perrykneeham]

I hope they're all excuted. The horrible thing is that I bet that won't stop the video being released.

[Marshall]

Yeah that’s gross.
She was overloaded.

[mids]

That's some snuff movie. A spaff movie.

[happyhammerhead]

As adult movie actresses go, seems she was the cream of the crop.

(sorry)

[perrykneeham]

Reported on al-Jizeera.

[wetkingcanute]

They came - she went.


(actually - this is awful - and as Baloo said - sordid)

[mids]

When they do show the film, there'll be a lot of jap's eyes watching.

[perrykneeham]

And weeping.

[voice]

its really hard to imagine a more gross way to go.

Though its also hard to imagine what on earth the blokes who watch these things get from it, the whole thing is, as baloo said, very sordid.

[mids]

Still, paying all those blokes to perform- the producers must have really splashed out.