The SNP

[flatandy]

I see you're not following the conversation. Catch up.

[perrykneeham]

The other Scots may also be Scots born, you see? Probably out in-breeding thr locals.

Once upon a time there were loads of famous Scots infantry regiments. Now there is one, staffed largely by Fijians .

Follow?

[voice]

few Scots could pass the physical I'd guess, I mean have you seen the average stunted, pale, wheezy, lard guzzling Scottish bloke these days?

[perrykneeham]

Haha. Yeah, maybe. I just don't think they have the yoots. If they do, they working elsewhere.

[mids]

Mar 30, 2023 17:17:26 GMT flatandy said:

"So you're saying people who move to Scotland aren't allowed a senior job?"

seems to be exactly what you're saying. No matter how brilliant the non-Scots-born migrant, you're saying "f**k off and clean the bogs, don't do anything like run a police service".

I don't think you understand the cohort effect or how powerful it is in comparison to "well maybe some brown people (qualified in Scots law) moved here after years of being a judge the High Court in Mombasa and should have been judges in Scotland". Perhaps you actually think that the Channel dinghies are full of lawyers, doctors and architects.

[perrykneeham]

And so it begins ....

news.sky.com/story/nicola-sturgeon-dismisses-secret-lesbian-claim-as-she-addresses-reasons-for-her-resignation-12848227

It's not just her surname that's fishey. Her breath is too.

[mids]

Lick-ola Sturgeon.

[mids]

Not that there's anything wrong with it. I doubt she is a lez but she does have the stereotypical look of one.

[perrykneeham]

Absolutely nothing wrong with it. I find the dishonesty around it instructive.

People are entitled to a private life of course, but it's pretty wanky to hold yourself out as a champion of diversity and inclusion (and creating laws accordingly) when you're unwilling to own your own preferences, for an advantage. Of course, we don't know that the former First Scissor is a massive bull dyke, but the basics are there.

[happyhammerhead]

What... That she's a woman?

[perrykneeham]

Gender bigot!

[mids]

Apr 4, 2023 9:54:40 GMT happyhammerhead said:

What... That she's a woman?

How are you defining "woman"?

[mids]

It's all kicking off. Sturgeon's husband has been arrested on allegations of fraud. Packed it in because of lesbian rumours my arse.

[perrykneeham]

Hahaha! Excellent. This might be the first trickle from a bursting dam, and what we'll be left with is a shallow puddle of piss, populated by two gasping, flapping fishes. Salmon and Sturgeon, with no plaice to go.

[mids]

It's brilliant. The SNP were once the great white hope of remain and woke type sh*t. No more. Of course there's always the danger that evidence will somehow be unable to be recovered or otherwise lost.

[perrykneeham]

It makes you wonder what conversations have gone on between the McMujahadin and the pol-liss.

[mids]

Haggis republic.

[mids]

Thur diggin' up the gairdens in thur hooses. Boadies?

[perrykneeham]

Modern day Burke and Hare. Heavy on the berk and light on the hair.

[mids]

Berk and Merk(in).