moggyonspeed
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Post by moggyonspeed on Oct 14, 2024 15:08:45 GMT
Aah ... I have two confessions to make ...
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voice
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Post by voice on Oct 14, 2024 15:42:43 GMT
at least tell us don't have a rats tail twisted from the little bit still growing at the back?
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Post by Repat Van on Oct 15, 2024 7:26:18 GMT
It's a wonder he hasn't grown a beard, bald men who grow beards are cunts, it's the most pathetic bit of overcompensating you can do Nothing wrong with beards. |
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mids
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Post by mids on Oct 15, 2024 7:41:59 GMT
True, some men do need to keep up a fiction.
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Post by perrykneeham on Oct 15, 2024 8:09:54 GMT
I wonder when the great 21st centura beard era will burst.
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moggyonspeed
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Post by moggyonspeed on Oct 15, 2024 8:20:07 GMT
at least tell us don't have a rats tail twisted from the little bit still growing at the back? Nah ... a rather fetching bald pate which I hide by essentially having my bonce shaved entirely. My beard is, like me, a thing of beauty however, and well worth the twice-monthly trip to the barbers. Wrt hair loss, I always think back to one of my ex-bosses in the days of yore who himself was balding at a young age and who, when asked if he was going to do anything about it said (to paraphrase), "Nah mate - why should I cultivate on my head that which grows wild around my arse?". Sage words that have comforted me throughout life's follicley-challenged journey. |
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Post by perrykneeham on Oct 15, 2024 8:43:21 GMT
I have a slight widow's peak going on, but I have forward-combed the hair on my back to cover it.
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Post by Repat Van on Oct 15, 2024 12:05:28 GMT
at least tell us don't have a rats tail twisted from the little bit still growing at the back? Nah ... a rather fetching bald pate which I hide by essentially having my bonce shaved entirely. My beard is, like me, a thing of beauty however, and well worth the twice-monthly trip to the barbers. Wrt hair loss, I always think back to one of my ex-bosses in the days of yore who himself was balding at a young age and who, when asked if he was going to do anything about it said (to paraphrase), "Nah mate - why should I cultivate on my head that which grows wild around my arse?". Sage words that have comforted me throughout life's follicley-challenged journey. Thanks for being sensible and shaving it instead of what I have seen many a man do and have a really wild comb over instead. |
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Post by mids on Oct 15, 2024 12:16:32 GMT
What? It must be about a generation since shaved heads have been preferable to combovers.
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Post by flatandy on Oct 15, 2024 12:22:21 GMT
I wonder when the great 21st centura beard era will burst. The shark has been jumped here. There are a couple of weirdo right wing US politicians who have really creepy attempts at facial hair. This hasn’t quite killed the beard thing yet but it’s certainly starting to wane. I think if Donald Trump or Tim Walz grew a stupid bushy lumberjack beard that would probably end it for good. When Robert Jenrick or Keir Starmer start with the facial topiary to show how very manly men they are, I think even the thickest of British hipsters will realise it’s time to put away the chin-pomade and go back to actually using a razor. |
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Post by Repat Van on Oct 15, 2024 12:40:43 GMT
What is the issue with beards? It’s just facial hair - perfectly natural.
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Post by Repat Van on Oct 15, 2024 12:41:58 GMT
What? It must be about a generation since shaved heads have been preferable to combovers. And yet I still see some wild combovers…. I worked with a guy who grey the sides of his hair long enough and then pulled them together and gelled them over his bald patch. It looked like his head had a hair roof. |
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Post by mids on Oct 15, 2024 12:43:41 GMT
Yes, 25 years ago...
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Post by flatandy on Oct 15, 2024 12:59:04 GMT
What is the issue with beards? It’s just facial hair - perfectly natural. They generally look ridiculous or creepy. JD Vance or Ted Cruz creepy, or giant lumberjack ridiculous, or geography teacher sex-pest. They feel like men compensating. |
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Post by moggyonspeed on Oct 15, 2024 13:14:01 GMT
What is the issue with beards? It’s just facial hair - perfectly natural. They generally look ridiculous or creepy. JD Vance or Ted Cruz creepy, or giant lumberjack ridiculous, or geography teacher sex-pest. They feel like men compensating. So you're more of a Conchita Wurst fan, yes?  |
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voice
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Post by voice on Oct 15, 2024 14:38:01 GMT
Similar to Baloo I've lost a bit off the top, unlike Baloo I followed mogy and kept the whole thing buzzed to a No1 rather than a Baloo style comb over.
I must add I've never felt the need to desperately grow a beard to make up for a few less strands on top.
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Post by Repat Van on Oct 15, 2024 15:52:08 GMT
What is the issue with beards? It’s just facial hair - perfectly natural. They generally look ridiculous or creepy. JD Vance or Ted Cruz creepy, or giant lumberjack ridiculous, or geography teacher sex-pest. They feel like men compensating. They look neither ridiculous nor creepy. Just normal. How the way hair grows from the body ever look ridiculous or creepy? |
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Post by wetkingcanute on Oct 15, 2024 16:30:10 GMT
How come Tarzan didn't have a beard?
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Post by perrykneeham on Oct 15, 2024 16:30:55 GMT
That was Jane, surely?
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Post by flatandy on Oct 15, 2024 19:05:43 GMT
They generally look ridiculous or creepy. JD Vance or Ted Cruz creepy, or giant lumberjack ridiculous, or geography teacher sex-pest. They feel like men compensating. They look neither ridiculous nor creepy. Just normal. How the way hair grows from the body ever look ridiculous or creepy? Are you really saying that JD Vance and Ted Cruz do not have weird creepy facial hair? |
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