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Post by marechal on Feb 14, 2025 20:23:13 GMT
Attempted to engage with the animal: "Excuse me, could I interest you in a light snack?"
Awful and I feel bad for the woman but my God how stupid.
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Post by perrykneeham on Feb 14, 2025 20:24:40 GMT
She won't be beating anything off now she doesn't have any hands.
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Post by flatandy on Feb 14, 2025 20:51:07 GMT
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Post by perrykneeham on Feb 14, 2025 21:04:19 GMT
Something to tell the grandchildren. If only he had been called Noah.
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Post by perrykneeham on Feb 14, 2025 21:04:35 GMT
He probably will be, from now on.
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Post by perrykneeham on Feb 14, 2025 21:07:15 GMT
I expect he'll never have to buy a beer again, but he's probably binned the trousers he was wearing.
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Post by Repat Van on Feb 15, 2025 16:57:06 GMT
Something to tell the grandchildren. If only he had been called Noah. Doesn’t work as well as Jonah. |
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Post by Repat Van on Feb 15, 2025 16:57:48 GMT
I would have had a heart attack had that happened so the whale would just be spitting out a dead body. |
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Post by perrykneeham on Feb 15, 2025 17:46:27 GMT
Something to tell the grandchildren. If only he had been called Noah. Doesn’t work as well as Jonah. Ah, yes. That's better. Wrong OT character. |
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Post by perrykneeham on Apr 22, 2025 16:59:42 GMT
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mids
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Post by mids on Apr 22, 2025 17:03:02 GMT
Labour shark.
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Post by moggyonspeed on Apr 22, 2025 17:10:30 GMT
"We're going to need a bigger boat - but Gaza will pay for it".
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Post by perrykneeham on Apr 22, 2025 17:11:33 GMT
Hamashead?
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Post by flatandy on Apr 22, 2025 17:39:18 GMT
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the West Bank.
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Post by mids on May 3, 2025 18:29:35 GMT
Brilliant. I'd probably have waited to see if it could get itself back to deeper water. "Members of the public tried to help a 1.5m (5ft) shark get into deeper waters amid fears it could have become stranded on the shoreline. A Coastguard crew was called out to "ensure public safety" after being alerted by witnesses who spotted the shark near Aberystwyth Pier, Ceredigion, on Friday afternoon as people were cooling off in the water during the hot spell. The British Divers Marine Life Rescue (BDMLR), which also sent members to the scene, said it was believed to be a porbeagle, which are regular visitors to the UK coast and can grow up to 11ft (3.5m) long." www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpq7g74e9rvo |
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Post by flatandy on May 3, 2025 18:53:39 GMT
I think I might leave that for someone else to do. The water in the Irish Sea is probably too cold for me.
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Post by perrykneeham on May 3, 2025 19:34:41 GMT
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Post by mids on May 3, 2025 19:41:32 GMT
Probably ill or injured. Best to let nature take its course.
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Post by flatandy on May 3, 2025 19:46:12 GMT
I think nature taking its course here is the shark eating the idiot Australians.
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Post by perrykneeham on Jul 24, 2025 16:39:20 GMT
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