Fetch me a rope!

[mids]

Woah. Woah. WOAH! This blew up overnight. Andy, voice, van have been massively triggered yet not landed one single weak, lily-livered blow despite hundreds of words typed. Impressive.

[ootlg]

It's an overload of bollocks.

[Repat Van]

Sept 8, 2021 6:05:09 GMT mids said:

Woah. Woah. WOAH! This blew up overnight. Andy, voice, van have been massively triggered yet not landed one single weak, lily-livered blow despite hundreds of words typed. Impressive.

You sound hysterical. Calm down.

[Repat Van]

So hysterical you don’t even realise who has commented on the story.

*Hands Mids a tissue*

[mids]

Woosh!

[happyhammerhead]

Looks like it's gonna take more than a tissue

[mids]

You're gonna need a bigger tissue.

[flatandy]

Maybe an entire copy of Living Marxism?

[perrykneeham]

"On June 24, 2021, a cisgender woman said that an unknown individual with a penis, most commonly believed to be a trans woman, was nude inside the women's section of Wi Spa, a Korean spa located in Los Angeles, California. The claim attracted significant attention from trans-excluding feminists online and right-wing media, which led to protests and counter-protests on July 3 and 17, 2021, over the alleged access."

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wi_Spa_controversy

Brilliantly bonkers. I had to get my i-spy book of nonsense out here, but I think I've spotted a woman ("a cisgender woman") and a man ("individual with a penis"*).

*tbf that could describe Abbo out on a date with Jezza.

[perrykneeham]

The weird, weird World of woke always puts me in mind of of those zombie snails:

"Leucochloridium paradoxum, the green-banded broodsac, is a parasitic flatworm (or helminth). Its intermediate hosts are land snails, usually of the genus Succinea. The pulsating, green broodsacs fill the eye stalks of the snail, thereby attracting predation by birds, the primary host. The adult parasite lives in the bird's cloaca, releasing its eggs into the faeces."

[mids]

It is utterly mental. And to think andy, voice van have completely bought into this woke, identity politics horseshit.

[mids]

If you look up Labour Party in the dictionary, this is what it says.

"The adult parasite lives in the bird's cloaca, releasing its eggs into the faeces"

[Repat Van]

Sept 8, 2021 12:36:48 GMT mids said:

It is utterly mental. And to think andy, voice van have completely bought into this woke, identity politics horseshit.

*Hands Mids more tissue.*

[mids]

Thanks, I still can't stop laughing at your wokesteria.

[happyhammerhead]

Kitchen roll might be required now

The odd thing about this thread is that while I understand all the words - can't figure out why anyone is writing them.

Still, all good fun.

[ootlg]

Sept 8, 2021 12:34:47 GMT perrykneeham said:

The weird, weird World of woke always puts me in mind of of those zombie snails:

"Leucochloridium paradoxum, the green-banded broodsac, is a parasitic flatworm (or helminth). Its intermediate hosts are land snails, usually of the genus Succinea. The pulsating, green broodsacs fill the eye stalks of the snail, thereby attracting predation by birds, the primary host. The adult parasite lives in the bird's cloaca, releasing its eggs into the faeces."

Excellent. There's another parasitical creature which is found in sheep's dung which uses the ant as part of its cycle by affecting the ant's brain causing it to climb stalks of grass where it stays until it's eaten by a passing sheep.

Lyall Watson. Supernature.

[Repat Van]

Sept 8, 2021 13:29:03 GMT mids said:

Thanks, I still can't stop laughing at your wokesteria.

*Hands Mids a towel.*

[ootlg]

I laughed so much once, I got frightened because I couldn't stop. Admittedly I had been smoking some strong weed. Had to go to the toilet and sit there for half an hour, then I was afraid to come out in case everyone laughed at me being in there so long.

[voice]

what's this about again, what am I supposed to have been triggered about?

[perrykneeham]

Sept 8, 2021 15:48:18 GMT Repat Van said:

Sept 8, 2021 13:29:03 GMT mids said:

Thanks, I still can't stop laughing at your wokesteria.

*Hands Mids a towel.*

Sanitary, I hope. I expected most people have suffered double incontinence laughing at the woke. I may have actually prolapsed.