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Post by mids on Feb 18, 2022 14:17:07 GMT
What? I've never charged you! Not once!
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Feb 18, 2022 15:33:51 GMT
Post by voice on Feb 18, 2022 15:33:51 GMT
its more what it costs him.
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Post by mids on Aug 2, 2022 14:50:15 GMT
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Post by perrykneeham on Aug 2, 2022 15:01:01 GMT
Sharks are as sharks do.
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Post by ootlg on Aug 2, 2022 15:25:30 GMT
They come up close to take a nibble, see what you taste like. If you punch 'em on the nose they go away. The little ones, that is. Never met a big one, but apparently it's the same - just don't let them draw blood.
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Post by voice on Aug 2, 2022 15:27:12 GMT
Fcuk that, easier to stay on the beach...
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Post by perrykneeham on Aug 2, 2022 19:54:50 GMT
This happened last Thursday. Odd.
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Post by mids on Aug 6, 2022 19:44:14 GMT
Bollocks. A 6 foot great white is a juvenile and they swim around people all the time with no attacks. British swimmer is SAVED from shark by dolphins in New Zealand mol.im/a/11087723 via dailym.ai/android |
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Post by ootlg on Aug 7, 2022 9:22:20 GMT
Convince those Faroe Islander cunts to stop killing dolphins.
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Post by perrykneeham on Aug 7, 2022 9:44:27 GMT
Yeah, enough dolphins are killed accidentally in nets without doing it on porpoise.
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Post by ootlg on Aug 7, 2022 9:50:18 GMT
They'll stop doing it, cod willing.
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Post by perrykneeham on Aug 7, 2022 10:07:51 GMT
Will they pollocks.
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Post by happyhammerhead on Aug 7, 2022 10:55:01 GMT
Grief, fish puns. We can carp on about them until the cowfish come home.
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Post by mids on Aug 7, 2022 12:18:40 GMT
I'll fin-ish with this one.
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Post by voice on Aug 7, 2022 16:23:18 GMT
Salmon Rushdie should write a book on this
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Post by ootlg on Aug 8, 2022 10:16:03 GMT
The Satanic Anchovies?
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Post by perrykneeham on Aug 8, 2022 10:17:19 GMT
Maybe is could be illustrated by Jackson ... oh, no, we've had pollock.
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Post by mids on Aug 8, 2022 10:18:24 GMT
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Post by perrykneeham on Aug 8, 2022 10:20:58 GMT
Yeah, we have an innate fear of sharks for a reason. QV snakes.
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Post by flatandy on Aug 8, 2022 12:18:26 GMT
There’s a reason I tend not to go in the ocean. It is not my natural habitat and is the natural habitat of things that would eat me. And when I swim I look like a tasty fat blubbery seal, but the slowest one on earth, the easiest to catch in a chase.
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