Bacon

[wetkingcanute]

Bacon...mmm yummy.

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[enochwasright]

cannot beat the smell of bacon always makes you want some

[Eric]

Oi! Anti-semite!

[wetkingcanute]

me Lady Wife is a Jewish vegetarian - and she can't resist my toasted bacon sandwiches.

[Muz]

Anyone who doesn't like bacon is a freak.

[mids]

Anyone who doesn't like bacon is a freak.

[flatandy]

If you ever wanted to understand why the jews and muslims are at each others throats all the time, bacon is the answer.

They are never happy because they have never started their day with a bacon sandwich; they aren't looking forward to bacon with their scallops for dinner; they haven't got a wife frying bacon on Saturday morning and it makes them miserable. They go on holiday to Alsace and can't have bacon on their flammekeuchen or stirred into the cabbage in their choucroute. The lack of bacon in their lives, made worse by the fact that the rest of us are loving it, turns them into irascible miserable fuckers who try to make everyone else unhappy.

[Muz]

That sounds fair, and is also the reason why Vania is such a stroppy mare.

[wetkingcanute]

Our Lord Jesus served up Bacon at the last supper - FACT.

[hammerhead]

Bacon, mushroom and tomato makes for the only non-gay quiche.

Errr probably.

[Muz]

Lol.

[moggyonspeed]

Quiche? B*ll*cks more like!

That's cheese flan to you and me in old money. Quiche! PAH!

[Woolf]

Jun 14, 2011 11:11:17 GMT hammerhead said:

Bacon, mushroom and tomato makes for the only non-gay quiche.

Errr probably.

Surely "non-gay quiche" is an oxymoron.

[auldhippy]

Banana wrapped in bacon and cremated on the barbi, wonderful

[mango]

my dad always grilled bananas beside the bacon, he'd slice them lengthways,
& tomatoes, mushrooms, eggs, toast, so when I got married I did the same cos I thought it was what everybody did
never forget the look on the new hubby's face, when I dished up (his mother was a non-imaginative cook to put it kindly)
he told the story many a time ;D
funny thing was though he grew to like it, but slathered the HP brown sauce over the lot ...heheh

[mistressdao]

Not had a bacon butty for ages, don't like it when they fry it to a crisp.

[wetkingcanute]

as Andy mentioned, bacon with scallops are little lower than the Angels.

[Victor Meldrew]

Jun 14, 2011 10:59:50 GMT flatandy said:

If you ever wanted to understand why the jews and muslims are at each others throats all the time, bacon is the answer.

They are never happy because they have never started their day with a bacon sandwich; they aren't looking forward to bacon with their scallops for dinner; they haven't got a wife frying bacon on Saturday morning and it makes them miserable. They go on holiday to Alsace and can't have bacon on their flammekeuchen or stirred into the cabbage in their choucroute. The lack of bacon in their lives, made worse by the fact that the rest of us are loving it, turns them into irascible miserable fuckers who try to make everyone else unhappy.

I don't know about the rest of the world (although I suspect most western European countries would be the same as here) but if you really believe that the vast majority of British Jews don't eat bacon, then you know very little about the vast majority of British Jews.

[mids]

What's this banana and bacon gayness?

[KrispyKoala]

BBQ'd Banana wrapped in Bacon, you haven't lived til ya try one Mids.