moggyonspeed
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 12:24:43 GMT
Post by moggyonspeed on Jun 14, 2011 12:24:43 GMT
"... bacon with scallops are little lower than the Angels."
So where's Angel Delight? On a par? <Butterscotch flavour only mind>
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 12:27:26 GMT
Post by flatandy on Jun 14, 2011 12:27:26 GMT
If you ever wanted to understand why the jews and muslims are at each others throats all the time, bacon is the answer. They are never happy because they have never started their day with a bacon sandwich; they aren't looking forward to bacon with their scallops for dinner; they haven't got a wife frying bacon on Saturday morning and it makes them miserable. They go on holiday to Alsace and can't have bacon on their flammekeuchen or stirred into the cabbage in their choucroute. The lack of bacon in their lives, made worse by the fact that the rest of us are loving it, turns them into irascible miserable fuckers who try to make everyone else unhappy. I don't know about the rest of the world (although I suspect most western European countries would be the same as here) but if you really believe that the vast majority of British Jews don't eat bacon, then you know very little about the vast majority of British Jews.  That is why British jews (and other non-observant jews) aren't trying to kill anyone and are (generall) fairly nice people. |
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Scooby Do
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 13:21:02 GMT
Post by Scooby Do on Jun 14, 2011 13:21:02 GMT
"... bacon with scallops are little lower than the Angels." So where's Angel Delight? On a par? <Butterscotch flavour only mind> Angel Delight? Peasant. |
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mids
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 13:53:47 GMT
Post by mids on Jun 14, 2011 13:53:47 GMT
Angel Delight = posh Instant Whip.
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 14:04:28 GMT
Post by Repat Van on Jun 14, 2011 14:04:28 GMT
Bacon = Faeces.
Eugh. Nothing that smells so bad is meant to be eaten.
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Scooby Do
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 14:09:01 GMT
Post by Scooby Do on Jun 14, 2011 14:09:01 GMT
;D
I do hog roasts for a hobby, the queue is around the block as soon as they get a sniff of roast pork.
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Post by flatandy on Jun 14, 2011 14:13:56 GMT
Van does spit roasts for a hobby, the queue is around the block as soon as they get a sniff... etc... etc...
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Scooby Do
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 14:17:39 GMT
Post by Scooby Do on Jun 14, 2011 14:17:39 GMT
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Chromo
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Jun 14, 2011 14:31:53 GMT
Post by Chromo on Jun 14, 2011 14:31:53 GMT
Sausage in a bacon blanket   |
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Amazed
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 14:36:21 GMT
Post by Amazed on Jun 14, 2011 14:36:21 GMT
Bacon wrapped filet mignon...  |
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 14:38:42 GMT
Post by Repat Van on Jun 14, 2011 14:38:42 GMT
Bleurgh!
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Muz
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 14:45:29 GMT
Post by Muz on Jun 14, 2011 14:45:29 GMT
Freak.
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 14:45:40 GMT
Post by wetkingcanute on Jun 14, 2011 14:45:40 GMT
Bleurgh!
is that what you say after the spit roast?
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 14:47:13 GMT
Post by wetkingcanute on Jun 14, 2011 14:47:13 GMT
Bacon wrapped filet mignon...
I want that Bacon Wrapped Filet Mignon!
I want here and I want it now!
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moggyonspeed
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Post by moggyonspeed on Jun 14, 2011 15:46:32 GMT
"Angel Delight = posh Instant Whip."
I've seen that card in a West End phone box.
Seriously, both these must surely have been banned by the Danes by now due to their additives. And the low bacon count, obviously. Back on topic!
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voice
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 17:48:06 GMT
Post by voice on Jun 14, 2011 17:48:06 GMT
the only bacon you can get over here is the stringy stuff they incinerate to little better than charcoal. the north Americans just can't cook bacon and you never get back bacon here. That being said I don't eat the stuff, but the kids like it when I cook it as it should be cooked
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 20:52:34 GMT
Post by hamble on Jun 14, 2011 20:52:34 GMT
Bacon + fillet mignon.
I think I might actually have dribbled a little bit.
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 20:54:19 GMT
Post by hamble on Jun 14, 2011 20:54:19 GMT
On Sunday I ate bacon and I was in a good mood. Yesterday I didn't eat bacon and I was a bit tense. Today I ate bacon and am relaxed.
I think that proves the case for bacon quite conclusively.
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voice
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Bacon
Jun 14, 2011 21:10:24 GMT
Post by voice on Jun 14, 2011 21:10:24 GMT
every girl like her daily dose of pork I suppose
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Bacon
Jun 15, 2011 6:10:31 GMT
Post by flatandy on Jun 15, 2011 6:10:31 GMT
Seriously, both these must surely have been banned by the Danes by now due to their additives. And the low bacon count, obviously. Back on topic! Talking of the Danes and food, I have got a reservation at Noma! |
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