Bacon

[Muz]

Morrison's, 4 pack of real ales, 4 quid.

Bang On!

[flatandy]

I like streaky bacon. Don't get me wrong. But there's a weird foreigner reaction to back bacon which is as good an indicator as any of whether someone might have the wherewithal to behave like a true native.

[mids]

Streaky bacon will do in a pinch but back bacon>streaky bacon.

[Muz]

Agreed.

[wetkingcanute]

There should be bacon tests and beer tests at our borders, and also regular random police spot-checks with bacon and beer.

If people refuse to eat bacon, or refuse beer, they should be deported, either to their countries of origin or to the Falklands if they're British.

If they prefer streaky bacon cooked to a crisp to back bacon (and Stella to a decent ale) they should be given only a limited time to stay in the UK.


Firm but Fair

[Repat Van]

Jun 16, 2011 9:10:42 GMT noam said:

Why don't you eat pork Vania? Sounds like you've never tried it so there must be some other reason than you don't like the taste. Maybe your ancestors were enslaved by muzzies and had it drummed into their heads that pigs are dirty or something?

I hadn't thought the New World countries were ever Arab colonies.

I was raised to see pigs as filthy creatures and have never had any desire to try.

Additionally bacon f**k**g stinks. Almost as bad as that weird fruit you can find in South East Asia and so I am not about to try it.

Gah!

[Repat Van]

Jun 16, 2011 10:15:44 GMT wetkingcanute said:

There should be bacon tests and beer tests at our borders, and also regular random police spot-checks with bacon and beer.

If people refuse to eat bacon, or refuse beer, they should be deported, either to their countries of origin or to the Falklands if they're British.

If they prefer streaky bacon cooked to a crisp to back bacon (and Stella to a decent ale) they should be given only a limited time to stay in the UK.


Firm but Fair

Bigot....

[Deleted]

Don't like bacon, don't pee in the shower ..... dear, dear, dear .....

[mids]

How can you be 'raised to see pigs as filthy creatures' growing up in Birmingham?

[Deleted]

Yeah, when there's so much competition for the title?

[Deleted]

Besides which, cattle and sheep are hardly noted for their impeccable grooming either.

[Repat Van]

Jun 16, 2011 10:50:38 GMT mids said:

How can you be 'raised to see pigs as filthy creatures' growing up in Birmingham?

Leave my town alone else I'll have to ask you to step outside old man.

[Muz]

Brum is a shithole. End of.

[hammerhead]

Sheep are the worst. They look so picturesque from a distance, but get close and see the sh*t and mud dangling off their coats... How anyone would want to screw one is beyond me. They're about as attractive as a Somalian.

[Repat Van]

Iman is Somalian, she's not hideous.

Actually most Somalians I see are rather good looking. Particularly the young women I see out about.

<Edit> And Yasmin Warsame, that's the one I was trying to remember. From 'Canada's Next Top Model'. Not bad either.

(And yes I know you were just joshing!)

[hammerhead]

Oh ffs either rant and berate me for blatant stupid mysogynistic racism or be quiet dear ;D

[Deleted]

Lezza.

[hammerhead]

Ah, you edited...

[noam]

Jun 16, 2011 10:29:54 GMT Repat Van said:

Jun 16, 2011 9:10:42 GMT noam said:

Why don't you eat pork Vania? Sounds like you've never tried it so there must be some other reason than you don't like the taste. Maybe your ancestors were enslaved by muzzies and had it drummed into their heads that pigs are dirty or something?

I hadn't thought the New World countries were ever Arab colonies.

I was raised to see pigs as filthy creatures and have never had any desire to try.

Additionally bacon f**k**g stinks. Almost as bad as that weird fruit you can find in South East Asia and so I am not about to try it.

Gah!

Well the idea that pigs are filthy creatures must have come from somewhere. They eat loads of it in Cuba, Mexico, Brazil, other South American countries. Maybe the idea had been implanted before they arrived in the New World.

And I agree that the typical somalian is pretty ugly. They have those moon faces and googly eyes. And somehow look pale and anaemic despite the dark(er) skin.

Two well known exceptions are of course Iman and Ayaan Hirsi Ali.

[Repat Van]

"Maybe the idea had been implanted before they arrived in the New World."

And yet skipped so many generations only to be adopted by my British born parents?

Loon.

Ayyan Hirsi Ali is NOT attractive.