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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2019 8:22:23 GMT
So the barman gives her one, surely?
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Post by Marshall on Dec 20, 2019 17:42:15 GMT
Yeah, that works as well.
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Post by perrykneeham on Aug 13, 2024 6:19:25 GMT
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Post by mids on Aug 13, 2024 6:30:46 GMT
She's stolen Jo Brand's act.
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Post by Repat Van on Aug 13, 2024 10:53:41 GMT
If men bled from their penises for a few days each month they would make it a cornerstone of their comedy.
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Post by Repat Van on Aug 13, 2024 10:55:24 GMT
Oh it’s not jokes about periods but mental health issues with the trigger being menstrual.
“ That's what comedian Bella Humphries has done for her debut show at the Edinburgh Fringe, after being diagnosed with Premenstrual dysphoric disorder (PMDD). Symptoms of the condition can include extreme mood swings, depression and anxiety.”
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Post by perrykneeham on Aug 13, 2024 12:07:54 GMT
Oh, well, that sounds much funnier!
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Post by flatandy on Aug 13, 2024 17:54:54 GMT
My recent experience of comedy is that birds and blokes mostly do comedy about taking drugs or about sexual organs. 99.9+% of this content is thoroughly predictable boring and unfunny. Unfortunately some audiences still find it shocking and therefore amusing, and it’s easy and lazy to get laughs this way so people do it.
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Post by perrykneeham on Aug 13, 2024 17:58:07 GMT
Yeah, I admit it's not an original moan.
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Post by perrykneeham on Aug 13, 2024 18:18:30 GMT
If men bled from their penises for a few days each month they would make it a cornerstone of their comedy. Bollocks. I don't think I've ever heard a comedy routine about shaving.
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Post by mids on Aug 13, 2024 18:39:33 GMT
Most comediennes aren't funny. Their routines consist entirely of: my periods, I'm fat, men are rubbish.
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Post by perrykneeham on Aug 13, 2024 18:48:43 GMT
Van can always start another career.
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Post by flatandy on Aug 13, 2024 18:51:27 GMT
Most comedians are just as sh*t.”women are ugly. I got stoned. I can’t get laid.”
Shitness is not gender specific in comedy.
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Post by mids on Aug 13, 2024 18:55:21 GMT
Hannah Gadsby would like a word.
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Post by perrykneeham on Aug 13, 2024 20:10:23 GMT
Come back, Bernard Manning. All is forgiven.
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Post by mids on Aug 13, 2024 20:16:15 GMT
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Post by Repat Van on Aug 14, 2024 10:24:28 GMT
Most comedians are just as sh*t.”women are ugly. I got stoned. I can’t get laid.” Shitness is not gender specific in comedy. It is when you’re a misogynist though. See the Bear and Mids….
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Post by marechal on Aug 14, 2024 19:07:22 GMT
After 10 days of the Kursk catastrophe, Putin summons the ghost of Stalin.
Stalin: "What's happened?" Putin: "Nazis are closing in on Kursk! My army is beaten! What should I do?" Stalin: "Do what I did in 1943. Send best Ukrainian troops to the front and ask the US for arms."
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Post by marechal on Aug 22, 2024 22:38:31 GMT
Q: What do you get when you mix goat DNA and human DNA?
A: Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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Post by marechal on Aug 22, 2024 23:37:21 GMT
A man is on holidays and arrives at his hotel.
As he's checking in, he says to the clerk, "I'm traveling with my family, so please make sure the porn channel is disabled." The clerk looks at him in disgust and says, "It's just regular porn, you sick f*ck!"
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